Creative advertisement always attract customer and it is very important to create very creative ad poster. It’s hard to turn on your favorite TV show, sporting event, movie or a billboard without seeing either direct or indirect Foot wear advertising. Today we are presenting 20 very funny and creative Sport Shoes advertisements from leading shoes brands.
Mizuno sport shoes: Woman
Mizuno sport shoes: Man
iD shoes: Sculpture
Red Tape Shoes: Phone Booth
Red Tape Shoes: Traffic Jam
Converse: Tattoo
ID Shoes: Tattoo artist
ID Shoes: Biker
ID Shoes: DJ
Saint Vacant Shoes: Hammer
Brantano Shoe City: Water
Adidas: All Day I Dream About Sneakers, Tree
Adidas: All Day I Dream About Sneakers, Midas
Buggy: Officer
Converse shoes: White mask
Converse shoes: Red mask
Converse shoes: Green mask
Mizuno Running Shoes: Magic cup, Designed to accelerate
Macadam, 671C Shoes. Resists everything except the desire to play.
Adidas x Goodyear
As you look through them, take away some lessons about the creativity, conception and photomanipulation that these companies have used to promote their products around the world.
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Thursday, June 23, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Children's cough remedies
Just is not long before the child cough, again, the anti-inflammatory medicine to take nearly 7 days, is afraid to let her eat any more, see these small recipe, really put it down, first down and reproduced, with the following addition to the Chuanbei now pears aside, I will slowly try!
exogenous Abstract cough cough cough and internal injuries of the points, and the common cough cough, cold and wind heat divided cough, different types of cough medicine is completely different ...
cough and cold remedies cough remedies wind-heat internal injuries remedies cough cough cough massage attention
a common cough cough cough and internal injuries of the points, and the common cough cough, cold and wind heat divided cough, different types of cough medicine is completely different therapeutic approach is different. Here is a simple distinction method is to observe the child's tongue. If the tongue is white, is the treatment of cough, your child cold weight, cough, sputum are more rare, white clay, and both nasal congestion, runny nose, then should eat warm, Huatanzhike food. If a child's tongue is yellow, red, is the wind-heat cough, your child more heat, cough, phlegm yellow, thick and difficult to cough, and sore throat, then should eat clearing the lungs, Huatanzhike food. Cough cough mostly internal injuries, recurrent cough, then parents should pay attention to the children to eat some of spleen and stomach, kidney, lungs gas food, specifically as follows:
cold cough
1. ginger + brown sugar + garlic
children suffering from cold cold, drink warm ginger and brown sugar, water played a very good therapeutic effect, if the child is also a cough, ginger and brown sugar in the water plus 2 to 3 cloves garlic, cook together, to simmer 10 minutes, to cook spicy garlic off so that the children would the drinking.
2. steamed garlic water
take 2 to 3 cloves garlic, Paisui, in a bowl, add half a bowl of water, into a rock sugar, seal the bowl into the pot to steam, after the switch to a small fire to boil over high heat 15 minutes. When the bowl of the garlic fed child to drink water when hot, can not eat garlic. Usually 2 to 3 times a day, a small bowl. Garlic and warm, into the stomach, lung, treatment of cough, cold, cough, kidney effect was very good, but easy and convenient, the children are willing to drink.
3. grilled orange
the orange baked directly on a small fire, and continue to flip, grilled black orange peel and orange in the smoke from the heat can be. A cooler will be orange, orange peel strip, let the children eat the warm orange petals. If it is a large orange, the children eat 2 to 3 a can, and if it is a small contribution to orange, the children can eat one time. Best to eat with the garlic water, 2 or 3 times a day. Orange and warm, Huatanzhike role. After eating grilled oranges would significantly reduce the amount of sputum, cough effect is very obvious, and children are willing to eat.
4. sesame oil, ginger, scrambled eggs
sesame oil into the wok to a teaspoon, the oil heat, add ginger, a little bit off in oil, then into an egg and stir well. Cough, cold cough and physically weak children, the children before going to sleep every night to eat a hot, adhere to eat a few days, you can receive significant results.
5. Pear + pepper + sugar
a pear, washed, driving through the middle of the nuclear transverse incision after the pepper into 20, two rock sugar, and then a good fight in a bowl of pears, half an hour on the pot to steam, a Pears can be divided into two finish. Steamed pear pepper candy cold cough treatment effect is very obvious, but some children do not like the taste of pepper, parents can choose.
These are the treatment of cough and cold the therapeutic side, the parents in the use of these methods for medical treatment should also note the following of the cold food can not let children eat: green beans, crab, clam, snail, snail, persimmon, grapefruit , bananas, kiwi fruit, sugar cane, watermelon, melon, bitter gourd, water chestnuts, arrowhead, kelp, seaweed, raw carrots, eggplant, Artemisia, lotus root, white gourd, sponge gourd, sweet potato and so on.
wind-heat cough
1. pears + sugar + chuanbei
the pear cut by the shank cross-sectional, after driving through the middle of nuclear sugar into 2 to 3, 5 ~ 6 fritillary (Fritillaria to crack into the end), the pears into a bowl to fight for a good fight years, the pot can be steamed for about 30 minutes, twice for the baby to eat. This Fangyou Run lung, cough, phlegm role. Because now the baby in general Tan Liang, blew hot air all year round eating cold fruit, so now the baby suffering from wind-heat cough decreased.
2. boiled radish water
washed white radish, cut into 4 to 5 thin slices, into a small pot, increase half a bowl of water and set fire to boil, then switch to heat and simmer 5 minutes. And other drinking water cooler and then to the baby, the party wind-heat treatment of cough, dry nose and throat, dry cough with little phlegm effect is good, less than 2 years old baby received better.
3. you can give your baby to eat the following foods:
① persimmon: Sexual Big Chill, to heat, phlegm, cough. But the baby can only eat one, eat a lot of stomach uncomfortable.
② watermelon: cold, fever can cure everything. The baby suffering from the wind in the summer heat, such as cough, give him to eat more watermelon.
③ Loquat: cool, can Huatanzhike lungs. Suitable for hot cough vomiting yellow Nongtan baby to eat.
④ water chestnuts: cold, water chestnuts water phlegm, heat. Take 2 to 3 water chestnuts, peeled, cut into thin slices, into the pot, add a bowl of water, the fire burned for 5 minutes. This side of the heat were effective cough spit purulent sputum.
other to eat melon simmer soup, fried gourd, fried lotus root, fried bitter gourd, etc., also play an elimination heat, remove the fire, the role of cough. Spicy, easy to get angry against eating foods such as meat, dog meat, fowl, fish, shrimp, dates, dried longan flesh, lychees, walnuts, pepper, cherry, pupa.
internal injuries cough
internal injuries mean long-term cough, repeated episodes of chronic cough. Caused by a fever or cough, though the symptoms of fever has disappeared, but the cough has been no better. Repeated coughing baby anti-inflammatory drugs and the use of cough medicines are more poor appetite, loss of appetite, fur is almost white fur. Therefore, the baby's parents first taste conditioning to improve your baby's health. Specific food therapy is as follows:
1. cold cough cough therapeutic side of the baby are taken for internal injuries.
2. Mountain Porridge
the yam, peeled, cut into small pieces into the food grinder, plus half a bowl of water, the yam processing into a thin paste. Then into the pot, set on fire burning, while stirring constantly, then boil. Baby the best food in the fasting, good ones for a bowl of mountains can be divided into 2 or 3 times to feed your baby. Yam spleen and stomach, lungs gas, kidney essence, the party most suitable for infant food, not only to cough the treatment of asthma, but also in children with anorexia, sweating more, drooling, Qi timid and other diseases are also very good therapeutic effect . Note that, yams boiling time should not be too long, otherwise the amylase contained in them will break down, loss of tonic effects.
3. jujube + ginkgo
this party for over 2 years old baby food. Dates to take 3 capsules, ginkgo three into the pot in a large bowl with water, the fire 10 minutes. Taking the baby to sleep at night. Dates and warm, qi qi, spleen and stomach; ginkgo lung convergence of level, will cough, and the role of Gushen, so some of Cough, recurrent colds, cough, fever in children is very effect, but it also can treat enuresis. Note that the dates and the amount of ginkgo must be controlled, limited to three, can cause the baby more than the amount of lit, air stagnation.
4. Walnut + sesame + dates + honey
walnut half a catty, black sesame seeds 2 two dates half a catty, crushed them into a large bowl mix well, then add a spoon of honey, 3 spoon of water (hard to stir the honey, So first of honey and water can be heated in the fire.) The bowl seal, into the cauldron of steaming, after the switch to a small fire to boil over high heat 40 minutes. Baby to eat a spoonful every morning and evening. Take this as the most suitable for children, not only can cure children with chronic cough, bronchitis, asthma, and constipation in children is also very good results. If the long-term consumption of this side, then, can enhance your baby's health.
Cough massage
1. shoot back
infant does not spit, even if the sputum has been coughed up sputum and will just swallow the stomach. Parents in the baby cough, pick up the children, with an empty palm pat baby's back, up and down about all photographed. If a photograph of a part when the baby to cough, sputum to plot the baby's here, should focus on film. Most of the site of the subscapularis, which is easy to plot the bottom of the lung sputum. As long as the stimulation of sputum, the baby will cough, sputum once discharged, can temporarily relieve cough. So, take the back can play Chest qi, promote the role of sputum discharge. Shot back the best in the baby just woke up or before going to sleep to.
2. For wind-heat cough, and accompanied by sore throat, tonsil inflammation of the baby can use the method of foot massage.
rub up and down before the baby's soles of the feet, each foot 30 under the rub. Then massage each toe is up and down the next 20 to 40. Focus on the roots of the big toe on both sides of the foot massage the site, as long as the tonsils, this site will be hurt, each foot massage for 5 minutes. After the massage, the baby's symptoms of sore throat will be significantly reduced.
massage for the baby to drink plenty of warm water in time, you can also drink a touch of salt water. Twice every day to baby massage, together with the diet, the baby's illness would soon heal.
cough note
saying goes
(1) to keep the air fresh and polluted indoor air can cause respiratory tract adverse stimulus, can the respiratory tract mucosa congestion, edema, increased secretion of abnormal or cough, can cause severe breathing symptoms. Therefore, to keep indoor air fresh, cooking fumes should be discharged, parents are not at home and puff over smoking. Time window should be ventilation.
(2) timely change clothing, many parents believe that children must stand the cold than adults, they often regardless of the season, regardless of indoor and outdoor, will cover their children too thick, package too strict, let the child by a little cold, the result is caused by poor body conditioning, lower the resistance.
(3) adjust the room temperature is often accompanied by children cough, fever, and body temperature is not conducive to high heat. Coolish, fresh air can shrink the respiratory tract mucosa, reduce redness, swelling, maintain airway patency. But the temperature is too low, then it would digest and absorb excessive nutrients to produce energy for the oxidation to maintain body temperature, reduced resistance to diseases, affecting growth and development. Optimum temperature is 25-28 ℃, called the neutral temperature.
difficult to maintain that under normal conditions of temperature, but can be done at room temperature Buzhi Yu is too high, too low. Appropriate switch windows and doors, to avoid the crowded room personnel, the use of electric fans, heaters or air conditioning are all simple measures.
(4) maintain proper indoor humidity is too dry, the air humidity decreased, mucous membranes dry, brittle, small blood vessels may rupture, ciliary movement is limited, difficult to spit up mucus. Respiratory inflammation, the effect becomes more apparent. Keep indoor humidity is not necessarily difficult. The climate is dry, wet mop can be used, or sprinkle some water on the floor.
(5) diet regulation saying goes, Chinese medicine, fish, crabs, shrimp and other Hunxing fat, greasy foods, may help damp phlegm, and some may cause allergic reactions worse. Pepper, pepper, ginger and other spicy products, have a stimulating effect on the respiratory tract, the cough should avoid. And fresh vegetables such as cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, etc., can supply a variety of vitamins and inorganic salts, is conducive to the recovery of the body metabolism.
(6) to ensure adequate sleep, sleep, muscle relaxation, reduced response to outside stimuli, heart rate, respiration, excretion and other activities less favorable functional recovery of various organs and disease recovery. Children should be trying to get enough rest, to ensure that children get enough sleep, the body in order to facilitate rehabilitation.
exogenous Abstract cough cough cough and internal injuries of the points, and the common cough cough, cold and wind heat divided cough, different types of cough medicine is completely different ...
cough and cold remedies cough remedies wind-heat internal injuries remedies cough cough cough massage attention
a common cough cough cough and internal injuries of the points, and the common cough cough, cold and wind heat divided cough, different types of cough medicine is completely different therapeutic approach is different. Here is a simple distinction method is to observe the child's tongue. If the tongue is white, is the treatment of cough, your child cold weight, cough, sputum are more rare, white clay, and both nasal congestion, runny nose, then should eat warm, Huatanzhike food. If a child's tongue is yellow, red, is the wind-heat cough, your child more heat, cough, phlegm yellow, thick and difficult to cough, and sore throat, then should eat clearing the lungs, Huatanzhike food. Cough cough mostly internal injuries, recurrent cough, then parents should pay attention to the children to eat some of spleen and stomach, kidney, lungs gas food, specifically as follows:
cold cough
1. ginger + brown sugar + garlic
children suffering from cold cold, drink warm ginger and brown sugar, water played a very good therapeutic effect, if the child is also a cough, ginger and brown sugar in the water plus 2 to 3 cloves garlic, cook together, to simmer 10 minutes, to cook spicy garlic off so that the children would the drinking.
2. steamed garlic water
take 2 to 3 cloves garlic, Paisui, in a bowl, add half a bowl of water, into a rock sugar, seal the bowl into the pot to steam, after the switch to a small fire to boil over high heat 15 minutes. When the bowl of the garlic fed child to drink water when hot, can not eat garlic. Usually 2 to 3 times a day, a small bowl. Garlic and warm, into the stomach, lung, treatment of cough, cold, cough, kidney effect was very good, but easy and convenient, the children are willing to drink.
3. grilled orange
the orange baked directly on a small fire, and continue to flip, grilled black orange peel and orange in the smoke from the heat can be. A cooler will be orange, orange peel strip, let the children eat the warm orange petals. If it is a large orange, the children eat 2 to 3 a can, and if it is a small contribution to orange, the children can eat one time. Best to eat with the garlic water, 2 or 3 times a day. Orange and warm, Huatanzhike role. After eating grilled oranges would significantly reduce the amount of sputum, cough effect is very obvious, and children are willing to eat.
4. sesame oil, ginger, scrambled eggs
sesame oil into the wok to a teaspoon, the oil heat, add ginger, a little bit off in oil, then into an egg and stir well. Cough, cold cough and physically weak children, the children before going to sleep every night to eat a hot, adhere to eat a few days, you can receive significant results.
5. Pear + pepper + sugar
a pear, washed, driving through the middle of the nuclear transverse incision after the pepper into 20, two rock sugar, and then a good fight in a bowl of pears, half an hour on the pot to steam, a Pears can be divided into two finish. Steamed pear pepper candy cold cough treatment effect is very obvious, but some children do not like the taste of pepper, parents can choose.
These are the treatment of cough and cold the therapeutic side, the parents in the use of these methods for medical treatment should also note the following of the cold food can not let children eat: green beans, crab, clam, snail, snail, persimmon, grapefruit , bananas, kiwi fruit, sugar cane, watermelon, melon, bitter gourd, water chestnuts, arrowhead, kelp, seaweed, raw carrots, eggplant, Artemisia, lotus root, white gourd, sponge gourd, sweet potato and so on.
wind-heat cough
1. pears + sugar + chuanbei
the pear cut by the shank cross-sectional, after driving through the middle of nuclear sugar into 2 to 3, 5 ~ 6 fritillary (Fritillaria to crack into the end), the pears into a bowl to fight for a good fight years, the pot can be steamed for about 30 minutes, twice for the baby to eat. This Fangyou Run lung, cough, phlegm role. Because now the baby in general Tan Liang, blew hot air all year round eating cold fruit, so now the baby suffering from wind-heat cough decreased.
2. boiled radish water
washed white radish, cut into 4 to 5 thin slices, into a small pot, increase half a bowl of water and set fire to boil, then switch to heat and simmer 5 minutes. And other drinking water cooler and then to the baby, the party wind-heat treatment of cough, dry nose and throat, dry cough with little phlegm effect is good, less than 2 years old baby received better.
3. you can give your baby to eat the following foods:
① persimmon: Sexual Big Chill, to heat, phlegm, cough. But the baby can only eat one, eat a lot of stomach uncomfortable.
② watermelon: cold, fever can cure everything. The baby suffering from the wind in the summer heat, such as cough, give him to eat more watermelon.
③ Loquat: cool, can Huatanzhike lungs. Suitable for hot cough vomiting yellow Nongtan baby to eat.
④ water chestnuts: cold, water chestnuts water phlegm, heat. Take 2 to 3 water chestnuts, peeled, cut into thin slices, into the pot, add a bowl of water, the fire burned for 5 minutes. This side of the heat were effective cough spit purulent sputum.
other to eat melon simmer soup, fried gourd, fried lotus root, fried bitter gourd, etc., also play an elimination heat, remove the fire, the role of cough. Spicy, easy to get angry against eating foods such as meat, dog meat, fowl, fish, shrimp, dates, dried longan flesh, lychees, walnuts, pepper, cherry, pupa.
internal injuries cough
internal injuries mean long-term cough, repeated episodes of chronic cough. Caused by a fever or cough, though the symptoms of fever has disappeared, but the cough has been no better. Repeated coughing baby anti-inflammatory drugs and the use of cough medicines are more poor appetite, loss of appetite, fur is almost white fur. Therefore, the baby's parents first taste conditioning to improve your baby's health. Specific food therapy is as follows:
1. cold cough cough therapeutic side of the baby are taken for internal injuries.
2. Mountain Porridge
the yam, peeled, cut into small pieces into the food grinder, plus half a bowl of water, the yam processing into a thin paste. Then into the pot, set on fire burning, while stirring constantly, then boil. Baby the best food in the fasting, good ones for a bowl of mountains can be divided into 2 or 3 times to feed your baby. Yam spleen and stomach, lungs gas, kidney essence, the party most suitable for infant food, not only to cough the treatment of asthma, but also in children with anorexia, sweating more, drooling, Qi timid and other diseases are also very good therapeutic effect . Note that, yams boiling time should not be too long, otherwise the amylase contained in them will break down, loss of tonic effects.
3. jujube + ginkgo
this party for over 2 years old baby food. Dates to take 3 capsules, ginkgo three into the pot in a large bowl with water, the fire 10 minutes. Taking the baby to sleep at night. Dates and warm, qi qi, spleen and stomach; ginkgo lung convergence of level, will cough, and the role of Gushen, so some of Cough, recurrent colds, cough, fever in children is very effect, but it also can treat enuresis. Note that the dates and the amount of ginkgo must be controlled, limited to three, can cause the baby more than the amount of lit, air stagnation.
4. Walnut + sesame + dates + honey
walnut half a catty, black sesame seeds 2 two dates half a catty, crushed them into a large bowl mix well, then add a spoon of honey, 3 spoon of water (hard to stir the honey, So first of honey and water can be heated in the fire.) The bowl seal, into the cauldron of steaming, after the switch to a small fire to boil over high heat 40 minutes. Baby to eat a spoonful every morning and evening. Take this as the most suitable for children, not only can cure children with chronic cough, bronchitis, asthma, and constipation in children is also very good results. If the long-term consumption of this side, then, can enhance your baby's health.
Cough massage
1. shoot back
infant does not spit, even if the sputum has been coughed up sputum and will just swallow the stomach. Parents in the baby cough, pick up the children, with an empty palm pat baby's back, up and down about all photographed. If a photograph of a part when the baby to cough, sputum to plot the baby's here, should focus on film. Most of the site of the subscapularis, which is easy to plot the bottom of the lung sputum. As long as the stimulation of sputum, the baby will cough, sputum once discharged, can temporarily relieve cough. So, take the back can play Chest qi, promote the role of sputum discharge. Shot back the best in the baby just woke up or before going to sleep to.
2. For wind-heat cough, and accompanied by sore throat, tonsil inflammation of the baby can use the method of foot massage.
rub up and down before the baby's soles of the feet, each foot 30 under the rub. Then massage each toe is up and down the next 20 to 40. Focus on the roots of the big toe on both sides of the foot massage the site, as long as the tonsils, this site will be hurt, each foot massage for 5 minutes. After the massage, the baby's symptoms of sore throat will be significantly reduced.
massage for the baby to drink plenty of warm water in time, you can also drink a touch of salt water. Twice every day to baby massage, together with the diet, the baby's illness would soon heal.
cough note
saying goes
(1) to keep the air fresh and polluted indoor air can cause respiratory tract adverse stimulus, can the respiratory tract mucosa congestion, edema, increased secretion of abnormal or cough, can cause severe breathing symptoms. Therefore, to keep indoor air fresh, cooking fumes should be discharged, parents are not at home and puff over smoking. Time window should be ventilation.
(2) timely change clothing, many parents believe that children must stand the cold than adults, they often regardless of the season, regardless of indoor and outdoor, will cover their children too thick, package too strict, let the child by a little cold, the result is caused by poor body conditioning, lower the resistance.
(3) adjust the room temperature is often accompanied by children cough, fever, and body temperature is not conducive to high heat. Coolish, fresh air can shrink the respiratory tract mucosa, reduce redness, swelling, maintain airway patency. But the temperature is too low, then it would digest and absorb excessive nutrients to produce energy for the oxidation to maintain body temperature, reduced resistance to diseases, affecting growth and development. Optimum temperature is 25-28 ℃, called the neutral temperature.
difficult to maintain that under normal conditions of temperature, but can be done at room temperature Buzhi Yu is too high, too low. Appropriate switch windows and doors, to avoid the crowded room personnel, the use of electric fans, heaters or air conditioning are all simple measures.
(4) maintain proper indoor humidity is too dry, the air humidity decreased, mucous membranes dry, brittle, small blood vessels may rupture, ciliary movement is limited, difficult to spit up mucus. Respiratory inflammation, the effect becomes more apparent. Keep indoor humidity is not necessarily difficult. The climate is dry, wet mop can be used, or sprinkle some water on the floor.
(5) diet regulation saying goes, Chinese medicine, fish, crabs, shrimp and other Hunxing fat, greasy foods, may help damp phlegm, and some may cause allergic reactions worse. Pepper, pepper, ginger and other spicy products, have a stimulating effect on the respiratory tract, the cough should avoid. And fresh vegetables such as cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, etc., can supply a variety of vitamins and inorganic salts, is conducive to the recovery of the body metabolism.
(6) to ensure adequate sleep, sleep, muscle relaxation, reduced response to outside stimuli, heart rate, respiration, excretion and other activities less favorable functional recovery of various organs and disease recovery. Children should be trying to get enough rest, to ensure that children get enough sleep, the body in order to facilitate rehabilitation.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
I live in the city - Matsubara
Jiangbei Bo and Bo are both Lane Avenue Plaza Lane
Jiangnan Song of the original road
Songhua river island
Matsubara broadcasters located in the Jiangbei
< br> South Bridge east
hospital located in the southern oil workers bridge the Songhua River in the southeast side of Jiangbei
, location, radio and television have Matsubara Southeast
Jiangbei River bridge east of the Songhua River Bridge, to the south from the direction of Jiangbei
river bridge to see the city
Jiangbei South , Rainbow Bridge
Jiangnan Song of the original road
Songhua river island
Matsubara broadcasters located in the Jiangbei
< br> South Bridge east
hospital located in the southern oil workers bridge the Songhua River in the southeast side of Jiangbei
, location, radio and television have Matsubara Southeast
Jiangbei River bridge east of the Songhua River Bridge, to the south from the direction of Jiangbei
river bridge to see the city
Jiangbei South , Rainbow Bridge
A letter addressed to his (now very popular ) classic
dear myself, from today to be proud to live it, to love yourself, no
you will feel bad.
dear yourself, do not be too concerned about some people worry so much about something, let it be the best state of mind to face, because this world is so often in the most unfair things in front of us care about the most worthless.
own dear, never embarrassed himself, such as not eating, crying, self esteem, depression, these are the fools do.
Dear own, learn smarter, do not always ask some very stupid people around the problem, and that is really boring.
own dear, if not happy to find a corner or in the yard to cry about, you do not need someone sympathetic to the poor, after crying, like life can be happy. Dear
themselves, learn to control their emotions, who do not owe you, so there is no reason you get angry easily with others, playing patience.
Dear you, you may disappointed but not desperate, you should always believe that, tomorrow is another day.
dear yourself, you do not always want to rely on others, but can not expect other people when you need it first time to stand up, after all, not someone who you everyone.
Dear yourself and never promised to others easily, the promise is a debt owed!
own dear, the world can not go back in and not only make life difficult for what.
Dear own, others are nice, you have to double for others, it will get you good, you still should be good to others, because it means you have not good enough.
own dear, no matter how miserable the reality you have to stubbornly believe that this is only a brief pre-dawn darkness of it.
own dear, do not grasp the memories and hold down the line kite, only to let it fly, let it go, let yourself even more.
own dear, the world is only one of you, even if no one know how to appreciate, you have to love yourself, do the most real you.
Dear myself, well cared for by your side those who, for love may be temporary but friendship is for life.
Dear you, you must find away, can make you strong and stand with both feet on the land of things.
Dear myself, remember to always look at the sky, remember when looking at the sky should look at feet.
dear yourself, trust your instincts, do not provoke others, do not let others to provoke you.
own dear, never flirt with others, you can not afford that!
dear yourself, do not be too low-key, and sometimes a little tough, being bullied, they must get my revenge! But must not bear grudges, villain with them to see the good, mercy will make you noble.
Dear myself to be happy, be cheerful, be tough, to be warm, and character that has nothing to do.
Dear myself to be confident and even a little narcissistic, always remind myself that I deserve to have the best of everything.
you will feel bad.
dear yourself, do not be too concerned about some people worry so much about something, let it be the best state of mind to face, because this world is so often in the most unfair things in front of us care about the most worthless.
own dear, never embarrassed himself, such as not eating, crying, self esteem, depression, these are the fools do.
Dear own, learn smarter, do not always ask some very stupid people around the problem, and that is really boring.
own dear, if not happy to find a corner or in the yard to cry about, you do not need someone sympathetic to the poor, after crying, like life can be happy. Dear
themselves, learn to control their emotions, who do not owe you, so there is no reason you get angry easily with others, playing patience.
Dear you, you may disappointed but not desperate, you should always believe that, tomorrow is another day.
dear yourself, you do not always want to rely on others, but can not expect other people when you need it first time to stand up, after all, not someone who you everyone.
Dear yourself and never promised to others easily, the promise is a debt owed!
own dear, the world can not go back in and not only make life difficult for what.
Dear own, others are nice, you have to double for others, it will get you good, you still should be good to others, because it means you have not good enough.
own dear, no matter how miserable the reality you have to stubbornly believe that this is only a brief pre-dawn darkness of it.
own dear, do not grasp the memories and hold down the line kite, only to let it fly, let it go, let yourself even more.
own dear, the world is only one of you, even if no one know how to appreciate, you have to love yourself, do the most real you.
Dear myself, well cared for by your side those who, for love may be temporary but friendship is for life.
Dear you, you must find away, can make you strong and stand with both feet on the land of things.
Dear myself, remember to always look at the sky, remember when looking at the sky should look at feet.
dear yourself, trust your instincts, do not provoke others, do not let others to provoke you.
own dear, never flirt with others, you can not afford that!
dear yourself, do not be too low-key, and sometimes a little tough, being bullied, they must get my revenge! But must not bear grudges, villain with them to see the good, mercy will make you noble.
Dear myself to be happy, be cheerful, be tough, to be warm, and character that has nothing to do.
Dear myself to be confident and even a little narcissistic, always remind myself that I deserve to have the best of everything.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Phone 48 could not bear to delete text messages funny
1, the soldiers asked the company commander: stepping on a mine during combat supposed to? Very angry that the company commander: *, can we supposed to? Worn away according to the compensation price.
2, for a long time the information I received your ink very distressed
I thought of death had been cut with potato chips hit with tofu overshoot pulse skip by parachute on the floor
been hanging with noodles may have Mexican death as you please I have a meal
Chengsi I forget
3, if you feel my heart dig dig cool cool, call me my phone! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, talk about work, press 2 to talk about life, please press 3, to I introduced the object, press 5, I eat, please say so, and find I borrow money, please hang up.
4, monkeys, giraffes married, filed for divorce after one year giraffe: I'll never have that day jumping up and down it! Monkey furious: to leave off! Who has seen a mouth had to climb trees pro!
5, Fish said: Please receive text messages. Elephant stool in the center row, an ant was passing through, it looked at the rise of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sing: Yeah Rights cable, which is the Tibetan Plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~
7, you have grown up, some things you should know: the day, is used to wind and rain; land, is used to take a long long grass; I, is used to prove that human beings are more than great; you are used to stew vermicelli.
8, but no band in the railway next to the large paper, do not worry, the train will remind you: pants rub pants rub pants rub! No one on the river with a large paper, do not worry, the frog will tell you: stick scratch, scratch stick, stick stick scratch!
9, but money can not buy a house buy a house, can buy the marriage but can not buy love, you can buy watches and clocks, but can not buy time, money is not everything, but is a source of pain, your money to me, let me bear the pain of a man now!
10, God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too tired! And you, and by chance! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far! Oh, how I can do this? I can not eat like you want to get chopsticks, bowls swallow!
11, give you 12 Lunar New Year, I wish you a smart as a mouse, strong as a bull, brave as the tiger, cute, such as rabbits, self-confidence as a dragon, like a snake charming, romantic, such as horses, tame as sheep, naughty monkey as beauty such as chicken, loyal as a dog, looks like a pig!
12, accidentally stepped on a gibbon chimpanzee pulling the stool, gibbons gentle help of their carefully cleaned after they fall in love, people ask how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
13, the lion and the bear in the tree, respectively, stool, a month later, the Lions found themselves stool next to the trees grow thick tree than the bear, then said something full of vicissitudes of philosophy - the lion feces wins to bear it!
14, thought a number, use it with 52.8, multiplied by 5, then by area 3.9343, divided by 0.5, and finally that in mind, minus the number of times, the answer is very romantic Oh!
15, you put in the office rang the old fart, my colleagues could not help but say you can not but speak out. And then they see you sitting there shaking trembling to and fro, and asked what are you doing, you answer that I tune into the vibration!
16, Dear God, please bless those who do not call me, do not pass me a note, not to miss my friends: May the Lord fell into the toilet to go to their mobile phones it, Amen !
17, is said you can ruthless, lying horizontal in the theater account for four seats, people call you up, you only twice fixed place hum, the security here, said: Friends cruel, Which Road to the? You bite, said: upstairs hallway fell off!
18, you think you think you read, you find a painter to paint, put your stick in the cup, drink all day watching you - happy? A cup of boiling water burn yourself to death you!
19, Dear users, this time we deduct from your calls 20 per dedicated to the cause of the Palestinian national liberation, for all the Palestinian autonomous government decided to give you the name of the Arab world, the lofty title: The . Schaller Pakistan!
20, knowledge of the United States, is make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
21, I only care about care about you care about is whether I care about you care about me, I care about you and care about you I care I care about care about you like you care about me, small for gestational age, You look at Halo!
22, heard of it? Review of past life five hundred times, only in exchange for a life rub shoulders, as close friends like you and me, last generation do not seem to light his mother turning back!
23, made two careless *** create *** face value of 15 yuan, the two decided to get the remote mountainous areas to spend, when they get a 15 yuan to buy a 1 yuan candied fruit is good, they cry, farmers find their two 7's
24, your life portrayal:-year-old learn to take a bath - self-cleaning pigs; two-year-old brilliant - boar Mao; Three-year-old find a job - Pig career; four-year-old hired servants - pigs get commission; five-year-old learned to play basketball - Pig vote!
25, a year-old boy took a year-old girl's hand and said: I certainly can, we are not one person in two years! I quarreled with them, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! Did not see you as a pig!
27, one day, I tell you you are a pig, you say: I am a pig strange. So I started to call you pig strange. Finally one day you could not help but loudly announced in front of everyone: I am not a pig strange!
28, the most popular during the war in Iraq three words: peace peace, war, war. that found, to link these three English words read aloud three times, you'll usher in a great historical mystery. < br>
29, who
will fall in love,
not special;
cows eat grass
,
not special;
pig
will be by phone,
only special;
also press!
pig is really God!
wow cow! Will laugh!
spent pig is really cool!
30, there are two words always wanted to say to you today, the courage at last: the first one, I love you I love you; the second sentence of the first sentence do not really
31, psychological tests:
find themselves down by IQ pricey feel quite humorous
down by
feel down quite attractive appearance also felt by
Press down very handsome
test results:
quite shameless
32, in the vicissitudes of your brow I see in your eyes I see the confidence in your forehead I saw the years, I see your leek Chunchi Jian, go brush your teeth!
33, eat shit, bamboo mat held, Bu Xi, straminea 绱, Huang gather in harvest, monsters Zhan, hurried swine, Wo plutonium, shad tunnel, above a few words you know, is not found themselves in addition to eat shit on what will not it?
34, two cows were grazing. Which one said;
35, I have been an unknown knight in the arena, until one day the most mysterious legends met you, even called out your name, since then, I also have ringing in the rivers and lakes on the name : narrow pigs know!
36, marriage: house poor ugly one meter forty-nine
account
primary school education in rural shack three Susukida acre
pot of cold hot stove is not his wife,
throughout the year chain-drug messages solicit
girlfriend today
willing to join hands with the revolutionary road of any?
37, doctor: a do? has been a long time, can only use SMS bless you: happy day!
39, if the world's pigs have died? (Play a song) Answer: At least you
40,
been in court during the Qing,
carry a gun in the Northern Army,
down over shortage of Wuchang city, br> too busy to help the Northern Expedition,
wounded outside Nanchang,
over the wall of the Long March,
war behind enemy lines, steal sheep,
Who else better than me?
41,
warlord had said the king,
Grilled Pingjin battle over housing,
across the Yangtze River drink soup,
Yalu River fed the wolf,
shelling of Kinmen rub through bore,
returned fire in self-defense scolded Mother,
reform swept Huang,
Who else than I am mad?
42, a student, cuff was. Neurology, said: Fool, A side B side songs over and over, of course!
44,
nHZ! HS OM
to know that you could not guess,
can not read,
you take a closer look ah!
can not see it? Pinyin
you know it?
you have to have a limit stupid, right?
the phone upside down!
45, his father: 46, girl: I always felt like I was a child of your character exactly the same. Lover: Really, we both really nice ring. Girl: I love the kid lie. Lover: ...
47, a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I also just arrived.
< br> 48, and a man to jump, his wife shouted: Honey Do not impulse, our long way to go! Man hearing this, jumped down and whipped. Police said: You really should not have threatened him! 48
If the above are all seen friends, I can only say to you SORRY, delay your time ....
48 above and text, if you laugh one, please bother to make a Better Together alone, good life of peace
2, for a long time the information I received your ink very distressed
I thought of death had been cut with potato chips hit with tofu overshoot pulse skip by parachute on the floor
been hanging with noodles may have Mexican death as you please I have a meal
Chengsi I forget
3, if you feel my heart dig dig cool cool, call me my phone! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, talk about work, press 2 to talk about life, please press 3, to I introduced the object, press 5, I eat, please say so, and find I borrow money, please hang up.
4, monkeys, giraffes married, filed for divorce after one year giraffe: I'll never have that day jumping up and down it! Monkey furious: to leave off! Who has seen a mouth had to climb trees pro!
5, Fish said: Please receive text messages. Elephant stool in the center row, an ant was passing through, it looked at the rise of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sing: Yeah Rights cable, which is the Tibetan Plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~
7, you have grown up, some things you should know: the day, is used to wind and rain; land, is used to take a long long grass; I, is used to prove that human beings are more than great; you are used to stew vermicelli.
8, but no band in the railway next to the large paper, do not worry, the train will remind you: pants rub pants rub pants rub! No one on the river with a large paper, do not worry, the frog will tell you: stick scratch, scratch stick, stick stick scratch!
9, but money can not buy a house buy a house, can buy the marriage but can not buy love, you can buy watches and clocks, but can not buy time, money is not everything, but is a source of pain, your money to me, let me bear the pain of a man now!
10, God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too tired! And you, and by chance! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far! Oh, how I can do this? I can not eat like you want to get chopsticks, bowls swallow!
11, give you 12 Lunar New Year, I wish you a smart as a mouse, strong as a bull, brave as the tiger, cute, such as rabbits, self-confidence as a dragon, like a snake charming, romantic, such as horses, tame as sheep, naughty monkey as beauty such as chicken, loyal as a dog, looks like a pig!
12, accidentally stepped on a gibbon chimpanzee pulling the stool, gibbons gentle help of their carefully cleaned after they fall in love, people ask how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
13, the lion and the bear in the tree, respectively, stool, a month later, the Lions found themselves stool next to the trees grow thick tree than the bear, then said something full of vicissitudes of philosophy - the lion feces wins to bear it!
14, thought a number, use it with 52.8, multiplied by 5, then by area 3.9343, divided by 0.5, and finally that in mind, minus the number of times, the answer is very romantic Oh!
15, you put in the office rang the old fart, my colleagues could not help but say you can not but speak out. And then they see you sitting there shaking trembling to and fro, and asked what are you doing, you answer that I tune into the vibration!
16, Dear God, please bless those who do not call me, do not pass me a note, not to miss my friends: May the Lord fell into the toilet to go to their mobile phones it, Amen !
17, is said you can ruthless, lying horizontal in the theater account for four seats, people call you up, you only twice fixed place hum, the security here, said: Friends cruel, Which Road to the? You bite, said: upstairs hallway fell off!
18, you think you think you read, you find a painter to paint, put your stick in the cup, drink all day watching you - happy? A cup of boiling water burn yourself to death you!
19, Dear users, this time we deduct from your calls 20 per dedicated to the cause of the Palestinian national liberation, for all the Palestinian autonomous government decided to give you the name of the Arab world, the lofty title: The . Schaller Pakistan!
20, knowledge of the United States, is make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
21, I only care about care about you care about is whether I care about you care about me, I care about you and care about you I care I care about care about you like you care about me, small for gestational age, You look at Halo!
22, heard of it? Review of past life five hundred times, only in exchange for a life rub shoulders, as close friends like you and me, last generation do not seem to light his mother turning back!
23, made two careless *** create *** face value of 15 yuan, the two decided to get the remote mountainous areas to spend, when they get a 15 yuan to buy a 1 yuan candied fruit is good, they cry, farmers find their two 7's
24, your life portrayal:-year-old learn to take a bath - self-cleaning pigs; two-year-old brilliant - boar Mao; Three-year-old find a job - Pig career; four-year-old hired servants - pigs get commission; five-year-old learned to play basketball - Pig vote!
25, a year-old boy took a year-old girl's hand and said: I certainly can, we are not one person in two years! I quarreled with them, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! Did not see you as a pig!
27, one day, I tell you you are a pig, you say: I am a pig strange. So I started to call you pig strange. Finally one day you could not help but loudly announced in front of everyone: I am not a pig strange!
28, the most popular during the war in Iraq three words: peace peace, war, war. that found, to link these three English words read aloud three times, you'll usher in a great historical mystery. < br>
29, who
will fall in love,
not special;
cows eat grass
,
not special;
pig
will be by phone,
only special;
also press!
pig is really God!
wow cow! Will laugh!
spent pig is really cool!
30, there are two words always wanted to say to you today, the courage at last: the first one, I love you I love you; the second sentence of the first sentence do not really
31, psychological tests:
find themselves down by IQ pricey feel quite humorous
down by
feel down quite attractive appearance also felt by
Press down very handsome
test results:
quite shameless
32, in the vicissitudes of your brow I see in your eyes I see the confidence in your forehead I saw the years, I see your leek Chunchi Jian, go brush your teeth!
33, eat shit, bamboo mat held, Bu Xi, straminea 绱, Huang gather in harvest, monsters Zhan, hurried swine, Wo plutonium, shad tunnel, above a few words you know, is not found themselves in addition to eat shit on what will not it?
34, two cows were grazing. Which one said;
35, I have been an unknown knight in the arena, until one day the most mysterious legends met you, even called out your name, since then, I also have ringing in the rivers and lakes on the name : narrow pigs know!
36, marriage: house poor ugly one meter forty-nine
account
primary school education in rural shack three Susukida acre
pot of cold hot stove is not his wife,
throughout the year chain-drug messages solicit
girlfriend today
willing to join hands with the revolutionary road of any?
37, doctor: a do? has been a long time, can only use SMS bless you: happy day!
39, if the world's pigs have died? (Play a song) Answer: At least you
40,
been in court during the Qing,
carry a gun in the Northern Army,
down over shortage of Wuchang city, br> too busy to help the Northern Expedition,
wounded outside Nanchang,
over the wall of the Long March,
war behind enemy lines, steal sheep,
Who else better than me?
41,
warlord had said the king,
Grilled Pingjin battle over housing,
across the Yangtze River drink soup,
Yalu River fed the wolf,
shelling of Kinmen rub through bore,
returned fire in self-defense scolded Mother,
reform swept Huang,
Who else than I am mad?
42, a student, cuff was. Neurology, said: Fool, A side B side songs over and over, of course!
44,
nHZ! HS OM
to know that you could not guess,
can not read,
you take a closer look ah!
can not see it? Pinyin
you know it?
you have to have a limit stupid, right?
the phone upside down!
45, his father: 46, girl: I always felt like I was a child of your character exactly the same. Lover: Really, we both really nice ring. Girl: I love the kid lie. Lover: ...
47, a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I also just arrived.
< br> 48, and a man to jump, his wife shouted: Honey Do not impulse, our long way to go! Man hearing this, jumped down and whipped. Police said: You really should not have threatened him! 48
If the above are all seen friends, I can only say to you SORRY, delay your time ....
48 above and text, if you laugh one, please bother to make a Better Together alone, good life of peace
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Perhaps Love
Maybe we are that far apart
but because of an encounter and then can not get rid
imagination
may
the occasionally side
in my heart forever defines a
Although the spring
it is not for you
memory may be a greeting
that I talked about time and time again from your
rolled the waves of love and I actually like
There is no perception of a mummy
all numb Gatan
natural
may look
is that two beams Dry wood and flame
neither reason nor need to ignite
stone
as juniors to do the kind of day margin
love, perhaps a simple
complex
maybe love, maybe maybe light heavy
;
exactly like the clouds go for a romantic
difficult to freeze changes
but because of an encounter and then can not get rid
imagination
may
the occasionally side
in my heart forever defines a
Although the spring
it is not for you
memory may be a greeting
that I talked about time and time again from your
rolled the waves of love and I actually like
There is no perception of a mummy
all numb Gatan
natural
may look
is that two beams Dry wood and flame
neither reason nor need to ignite
stone
as juniors to do the kind of day margin
love, perhaps a simple
complex
maybe love, maybe maybe light heavy
;
exactly like the clouds go for a romantic
difficult to freeze changes
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Is very valuable !
Old driver summed up the experience driving 21 is precious! Summed up the old 21 drivers driving experience
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1: traffic jam or other when the lights do not talk too close, unless someone wants to stopper, at least leaving a reasonable distance can be a breaking out, in case the vehicle in front fault, they would be added in the middle. This is an old driver told me, when he accompanied the three rings on this car for half an hour before.
2: line, in order to prevent others stopper in the stopper to the side of the car, leaving half of the body. For example, you line up in the left channel, has often been over the stopper from the straight road, you try to turn left with the right wheel pressing the right line of open road, roundabout left, leaving himself room to talk to close before the car's hard Stoppering succeed.
3: normal driving, the vehicle in front suddenly and give way line to give you absolutely no good, we are not the awareness of drivers, do not overtake the oil, pine oil is best prepared to brake immediately, while rapidly observe both sides of the mirror, figure out if and where to edges and lines, eight in front of the situation.
4: When you look in the rearview mirror when another car a little strenuous, it is your time to the turn on the lights, not to see the road, but to let others see you, especially During the day when it rains! If you wish, more than 100 per hour when it should turn on the lights, anyway, is what I did.
5: Do not add fuel when full, 40-liter tank with a 35 on the line, estimated mileage run is similar to the phenomenon in the aviation field called pollute the environment.
6: stop when the front of your outward as far as possible, when one is easy to go, another important feature is security, although this is not a panacea, but if I was a thief, only to steal a opportunities for car, I head going in the car theft.
7: drive and the principles of line, do not let the car hit the brakes, this is you, as the principle of pedestrians crossing the road, if you let him hit the brakes to avoid you and the words, he may step on the accelerator!
8: When crossing over must be sure to slow down, whether he is not green, at least not then refuel, especially the intersection without traffic lights, we state in a lot of people do not value life, do not rivalry with them!
9: Even if you are a novice, do not open on the highway is very slow, in 4 ring 5 ring too, I often take the 5 rings, often see only a lot of carts to more than one 40 km / hour and the line of cars and sometimes forced, and danger! Large trucks from the start to open up very difficult, so very loving truck driver hit the brakes, and the line he would rather not overtake the original file and then slow to 3 5 10 minutes added to the file.
10: it seems to me to drive the most dangerous enemy is not speeding, but distracted! Drive fast, it tends to concentrate on, if not unexpected events, is generally not an accident, I'm not advocating speeding, accident 9 times 10 times faster, if there is life-threatening incident, it is best to moderate speed! 2 years, but I sweat a few times to scare the time is when I happened to go God, I remember a phone like I want to see who the phone down, so when you look at the open to answer, looked up red brake lights before the car is so dazzling, most recently, do not go God!
11: In the mix of people and vehicles on the road trip, as far as possible away from the far side of the road bike and pedestrian points by the middle of the road, if you are not sure, it does not matter Do not be afraid, because the car will be the opposite to hide you, and pedestrian and bicycle his back to you, not only can not hide you, she may make you shake, may leave room for them!
12: night driving, do not shake in front of the beam with pedestrians and bicycles, they do not understand, and will not give you way, you can only do the vehicles across the tired, do not directly into the whistle. I often see many drivers shaking the pedestrian lights in vain, the result is far attracted the glare of light across the vehicle.
13: After the rain, walking in the road when you're not familiar, see the water in the pit, be sure to slow down, because you do not know how deep it is best followed a car, there are Once I was paused in the street, so the back of a super way past to the times, not delays.
14: If encounter puddles on the highway, trying to hide, do not even think to see the spectacular splash. If not immune to pressure as much as possible with the two front wheels in water, although generally not high on the deep puddles, but if the pressure on the side of the wheels will lose grip instantaneous, if the fast will broaching out, and even overturned.
15: If your car sat more than 3 people to not drive too fast, first, our small displacement cars, people and more cars on the boring, and speed will play a great discount, the most important thing is we will be quite slow braking distance will be significantly lengthened, the timing and intensity of the brake to the earlier than usual and to be ruthless.
16: We often encounter rush lights, if there is a car in front of you, forget it, who knows what he will send nerve stop online, such a thing too much, do not with the too close, if you are one, do not hesitate in the past, do not add a half-day rate, and finally a guilty conscience, and foot stop there, back to a rear-end, although not your responsibility, but more awkward ah!
17: Parking more than 3 hours, then starting, be sure to hot cars, regardless of seasons, where the hot car was not referring to water temperature, but the heat of your lubrication system, as water temperature, can open side side of heat.
18: parking, do not put anything in the car, do not hold that wallet, computer bag on the line, that is, half smoke, it may catch your windshield!
19: There are several principles in mind can not overtake, not over when turning, crossing in front of the time can not exceed, the red light started, in the absence of Do not over completely through the intersection, if you want to hurry to probe a little point forward, the junctions have seen all the circumstances, then you can super.
20: have a big pit of public aside, do not pleased, thinking that it gives you to the road, be sure to slow down, someone will always come out ahead from the public, you can observe the large public car there are no pedestrians on the legs and feet underground or shadow to judge.
21: I often speeding, illegal to be filmed several times, and basically take the pressure diversion emergency strip or band, but there is no record of a speeding, mainly because I cross the bridge and iron shelf time must be slow, generally speeding webcam are installed in the overpass bridge crossing the street or across the road on the metal framework, and are generally back in the driving direction, you can observe the opposite lane, there is no probe, to determine There are not their own, but not absolute, like the insurance that leave the outside lane, 80% of the installation of the probe only in the inside fast track.
into the parking skills of two parking spaces based on the size wish to determine with a parallel grid separation distance between vehicles.
parking visual estimation technique is completed three, all first rotating the steering wheel to the right one and a half more, and then start reversing;
;
car right front parking light techniques to be swept four in front of cars near the left taillight, they began to rotate back to the steering wheel is to the left;
parking skills until the body has five full stop into the ends of parking spaces, to observe whether the body protruding over parking spaces, and then corrected;
;
parking skills just enough to accommodate six cars if the parking area, then reversing the angle of cut must be more certain;
Seven Tips to prevent parking the vehicle in front to left rear bumper end scraped the right side of the car door, side by side should be more reserved when some of the gap distance
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1: traffic jam or other when the lights do not talk too close, unless someone wants to stopper, at least leaving a reasonable distance can be a breaking out, in case the vehicle in front fault, they would be added in the middle. This is an old driver told me, when he accompanied the three rings on this car for half an hour before.
2: line, in order to prevent others stopper in the stopper to the side of the car, leaving half of the body. For example, you line up in the left channel, has often been over the stopper from the straight road, you try to turn left with the right wheel pressing the right line of open road, roundabout left, leaving himself room to talk to close before the car's hard Stoppering succeed.
3: normal driving, the vehicle in front suddenly and give way line to give you absolutely no good, we are not the awareness of drivers, do not overtake the oil, pine oil is best prepared to brake immediately, while rapidly observe both sides of the mirror, figure out if and where to edges and lines, eight in front of the situation.
4: When you look in the rearview mirror when another car a little strenuous, it is your time to the turn on the lights, not to see the road, but to let others see you, especially During the day when it rains! If you wish, more than 100 per hour when it should turn on the lights, anyway, is what I did.
5: Do not add fuel when full, 40-liter tank with a 35 on the line, estimated mileage run is similar to the phenomenon in the aviation field called pollute the environment.
6: stop when the front of your outward as far as possible, when one is easy to go, another important feature is security, although this is not a panacea, but if I was a thief, only to steal a opportunities for car, I head going in the car theft.
7: drive and the principles of line, do not let the car hit the brakes, this is you, as the principle of pedestrians crossing the road, if you let him hit the brakes to avoid you and the words, he may step on the accelerator!
8: When crossing over must be sure to slow down, whether he is not green, at least not then refuel, especially the intersection without traffic lights, we state in a lot of people do not value life, do not rivalry with them!
9: Even if you are a novice, do not open on the highway is very slow, in 4 ring 5 ring too, I often take the 5 rings, often see only a lot of carts to more than one 40 km / hour and the line of cars and sometimes forced, and danger! Large trucks from the start to open up very difficult, so very loving truck driver hit the brakes, and the line he would rather not overtake the original file and then slow to 3 5 10 minutes added to the file.
10: it seems to me to drive the most dangerous enemy is not speeding, but distracted! Drive fast, it tends to concentrate on, if not unexpected events, is generally not an accident, I'm not advocating speeding, accident 9 times 10 times faster, if there is life-threatening incident, it is best to moderate speed! 2 years, but I sweat a few times to scare the time is when I happened to go God, I remember a phone like I want to see who the phone down, so when you look at the open to answer, looked up red brake lights before the car is so dazzling, most recently, do not go God!
11: In the mix of people and vehicles on the road trip, as far as possible away from the far side of the road bike and pedestrian points by the middle of the road, if you are not sure, it does not matter Do not be afraid, because the car will be the opposite to hide you, and pedestrian and bicycle his back to you, not only can not hide you, she may make you shake, may leave room for them!
12: night driving, do not shake in front of the beam with pedestrians and bicycles, they do not understand, and will not give you way, you can only do the vehicles across the tired, do not directly into the whistle. I often see many drivers shaking the pedestrian lights in vain, the result is far attracted the glare of light across the vehicle.
13: After the rain, walking in the road when you're not familiar, see the water in the pit, be sure to slow down, because you do not know how deep it is best followed a car, there are Once I was paused in the street, so the back of a super way past to the times, not delays.
14: If encounter puddles on the highway, trying to hide, do not even think to see the spectacular splash. If not immune to pressure as much as possible with the two front wheels in water, although generally not high on the deep puddles, but if the pressure on the side of the wheels will lose grip instantaneous, if the fast will broaching out, and even overturned.
15: If your car sat more than 3 people to not drive too fast, first, our small displacement cars, people and more cars on the boring, and speed will play a great discount, the most important thing is we will be quite slow braking distance will be significantly lengthened, the timing and intensity of the brake to the earlier than usual and to be ruthless.
16: We often encounter rush lights, if there is a car in front of you, forget it, who knows what he will send nerve stop online, such a thing too much, do not with the too close, if you are one, do not hesitate in the past, do not add a half-day rate, and finally a guilty conscience, and foot stop there, back to a rear-end, although not your responsibility, but more awkward ah!
17: Parking more than 3 hours, then starting, be sure to hot cars, regardless of seasons, where the hot car was not referring to water temperature, but the heat of your lubrication system, as water temperature, can open side side of heat.
18: parking, do not put anything in the car, do not hold that wallet, computer bag on the line, that is, half smoke, it may catch your windshield!
19: There are several principles in mind can not overtake, not over when turning, crossing in front of the time can not exceed, the red light started, in the absence of Do not over completely through the intersection, if you want to hurry to probe a little point forward, the junctions have seen all the circumstances, then you can super.
20: have a big pit of public aside, do not pleased, thinking that it gives you to the road, be sure to slow down, someone will always come out ahead from the public, you can observe the large public car there are no pedestrians on the legs and feet underground or shadow to judge.
21: I often speeding, illegal to be filmed several times, and basically take the pressure diversion emergency strip or band, but there is no record of a speeding, mainly because I cross the bridge and iron shelf time must be slow, generally speeding webcam are installed in the overpass bridge crossing the street or across the road on the metal framework, and are generally back in the driving direction, you can observe the opposite lane, there is no probe, to determine There are not their own, but not absolute, like the insurance that leave the outside lane, 80% of the installation of the probe only in the inside fast track.
into the parking skills of two parking spaces based on the size wish to determine with a parallel grid separation distance between vehicles.
parking visual estimation technique is completed three, all first rotating the steering wheel to the right one and a half more, and then start reversing;
;
car right front parking light techniques to be swept four in front of cars near the left taillight, they began to rotate back to the steering wheel is to the left;
parking skills until the body has five full stop into the ends of parking spaces, to observe whether the body protruding over parking spaces, and then corrected;
;
parking skills just enough to accommodate six cars if the parking area, then reversing the angle of cut must be more certain;
Seven Tips to prevent parking the vehicle in front to left rear bumper end scraped the right side of the car door, side by side should be more reserved when some of the gap distance
;
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
A lot of cramps jokes , bad mood, the children take your time
Go easy ah , not really cramps Kazakhstan
cattle were stopped by a traffic police: line, cursed:
Soon, another person said that the traffic police to stop cattle, cattle get off, traffic police, said: is the oil? Japanese are people too?
1. a wolf feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
2. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, and then put a second shot and third shot ... this time ... prisoners cry : the Big Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
3. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
4. Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', a day school to send his son, see 8 bus stop, then washed his son shouted: Huang Jun Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
5, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, bear to the mountains meet the tiger, scared the sickle, hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to your party members which still bears like to!
6, the farmer knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? The farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are smelling the sauce.
7. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: cut off
teacher said: Why?
Little said: because I'm too lazy
teacher said: too lazy to hand it will break?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
shaking legs to hold poles to a stone falls out,
passers-by to see a shock to think that I hit my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
8. B, C three trips together, a cold ... ...
night, we were all a bed to sleep, a sleep center.
middle of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and determine outsiders not connected ...
results, put a ass.
9.
once and several classmates went home to see his high school teacher,
it was an old man, and before leaving,
We left some fruit and gave the teacher,
but the teacher pulled tightly monitor laptop case, said:
All right. an ugly girl at the driver, said:
br>
11. a company manager, his secretary referred to the documents to the boss:
.
manager of receipt, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
proposed itinerary is finishing his luggage.
Pro starting the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: ? ;
12. a brother like fish. Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the death of two to seven,
as fresh. Work of a brother,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
sometimes do not die a quite a while.
a brother to go fishing with a net, hit the fish with the head of the handle.
attendants really could not stand,
come with the brother said:
50-year-old woman.
day visit to the male dormitory,
just a boy has not got anything in the ground scurrying ~
be any class immediately screamed
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
any classes left and left word:
such a large majority of what I have not seen,
What is your name ~
the student giant cold - -!!!
14. One day, A king shit in the toilet,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the toilet.
At this point, outside of the B king heard,
so loudly sang:
to:
separate,
graduate students in a campus named Willow.
in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the place North Division One bicycle parking,
prepared specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read,
once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
last desperate struggle for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is the Who, really beef X, so many bikes! a new English teacher,
he asked the future we must all answer in English to answer questions.
and then he started naming: NO.1.
he cried.
us Class 1, to stand up,
shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
my classmates scratched his head,
hold back for a long time Answer the sentence:
guide ~ ~ ~ (for the second tone)
17. One was admitted to Beijing University students and alumni in a conversation:
you're in Yunnan?
YES
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the examination was archery competition,
put a sign outside a kilometer,
write once a radio Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent fire, is the school.
18.
night in our dormitory or is going out with my wife all night playing field for,
back late,
call us to open the door,
and then we let them on the slogan,
king cover ground tiger,
Town Creek demon pagoda,
What What Ha Ha,
how yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat the yellow is definitely not open the door.
Once the fish under the winter night,
the wind is getting bigger,
a buddy die cold,
back to knock on the door,
nor a signal,
directly on That call,
eat shit eat my face is yellow,
quickly open the door.
sound of loud, we live in a building, 3rd floor heard. . . .
19. there is one, is listening to others say.
saying when the end of the poorest,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not dare to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we all skipped class the.
noon counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
not open, hears the bedroom slowly boss said / p>
20. University has a female student,
Beijing,
cold kind of humor.
after her about her entrance check point thing. Call to check hours units
check points.
found when the math scores,
phone report:
Hey, mathematics and Mongolia to the 60 points I had?
21. freshman, Shijiazhuang,
winter, cold day,
just the morning class time to eat,
all the way to go toward the cafeteria crowd ,
our class a few went before the library,
mouth big pond here, got a thin layer of ice,
few of us south of the ice to discuss the
surface can withstand the weight of a person,
Shaanxi boss from their own experiences when he jumped onto the ice,
said: No problem, see also leave it,
can not only walk but also enjoyed the it.
Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from a slowly sinking into the bottom of the pool,
hand waving to us but also to maintain the posture,
school most of the students were stunned to this wonderful moment.
boss reaction hsiang,
some thump to the shore,
and lightning to get up and run,
so we returned to the bedroom I saw the owner was in the bed said:
Needless to say, after whom mention, I destroy who.
22. a pain in his stomach when shopping
suddenly went into the corner so you can eat hot pot restaurants 199
would like to take a toilet to find happens with
I could not find all over the floor, so I went to a second
second floor is still decorated
empty nothing, but found a toilet close to the Use ! After
I went downstairs only to find empty
strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house
downstairs just how suddenly deserted it? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ...
So I approached the bar,
and asked: Hello? How no people?
At this point, I saw a male waiter from the bar to drill out the audience,
and speak:
Fuck! ... ... Just the stool falls from the ceiling fan when you hit
is not it? Count your lucky ......
23. High school about permutations and combinations, group to do problems. Lei
teacher cried out:
you can not stand row row head and tail,
there are many kinds of permutation? ... not the end of the row ... ...
teacher anger, punishment Lei station.
and alarm call Wave:
wave fear,
a long while,
A: : I'm sorry three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five.
25 .-- Yesterday on the bus when
bus driver staring at me,
buy a ticket as I did not like.
- how do you do?
- very simple,
I have been staring at him,
as I bought a ticket like
26. summer of a particular class,
I lie on the eyes closed desk confused,
confused in the sense of someone's arm touched my fingers,
I thought it was the same table,
to fingernails at him,
that did not respond,
I add strength to pull him over,
still did not move, depressed,
the same table that do not suit my style Yeah,
do pull the light out?
meal fierce so I toss,
is captured, is twisted,
toss for a while, felt something wrong with themselves,
slightly opened his eyes, yeah,
found to be the location of the teacher sitting at my table,
is looking at me weird,
hand piece of skin that are red
27. One afternoon, my classmates in China Construction Bank is very boring work, a woman wearing a very bad (neuropathy) came to his window and gave him a piece of paper to draw.
note written on
inscription is the central office *** *** CP.
I had wanted to alert the students can see the neurotic woman look very serious, think about the issue of security or fighting birds counted. (~ estimated that security is very busy).
Sure enough, the security of the woman said: this note you want to withdraw, you must first opposite the police station, looking for a chapter director of the cover, he covers finished chapter, you get money again no problem friends. around the police station. (This really is not general security, usually a little look down on him).
About ten minutes, the queue of customers gradually increased recently when the girl came back elated, holding the note, said: that matter, office procedures simplified, director of grant shall not withdraw money directly to friends. gave sent back.
my classmates and security was a bit silly, the business lobby has a lot of people are afraid of her psychotic episode up and affect the normal order, and had hired the head of the watch.
managers and female patients talk with one side and asked what to do with you take money Yeah, female patients, said: place, the woman happily go to another.
Security to consult go to ABC, and other things to buy to wear, get money to go to ICBC Caixing! > ... ... ... ...
After a child, the woman is back. and bring the bank's answer: The people said, is a public line here, only the public's to take, mother said I was not !!!!, bitch to get money to build the line . we were talking about the topic of knowledge on the train.
a brother said he had time to sit in the soft sleeper train,
results come after a while the conductor told him to change cars,
matter how he asked the conductor,
conductor told him that this section Government officials have been up inside,
the coach, we all wrapped
indignation, accusing the government of corruption
a brother stunned the world:
are let off the train,
not only keeping a mistress,
package also fuck train! authentic is difficult to eat roast duck,
have time to eat with a person one vote authentic Peking Duck.
br> Nanjing duck, for one!
, and Duan Leyi plate and serve.
br> In the old man kneeling in front of Road:
turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: You say I'm not going his mother
31. Language test,
have a fill in the blank.
requirements were filled out
students knew nothing of a.
fill the first space-time,
he quietly asked the same table,
A Day: .
32. an English exam,
A king is a loss,
to find that B has been filled to the brim of Jun,
busy throwing paper in the past for help .
soon, B threw a ball of paper Jun. Jun
A joyful, busy apart.
saw a piece of paper wrapped in rubber,
rubber surrounded by painted A, B, C, D four letters,
there are words on paper: their own throw.
33. a high-ranking officials to visit a farm,
asked the farmer:
how I found a cow farm
there is no long-horned ah.
farmer replied:
many reasons for cattle without horns,
may be genetic,
born without,
is also possible that later fell off sick,
but it does not angle because it is a horse but
34. child eat noodles,
eating eating,
I pulled one from the throat: < br> p>
35. One day, Xiao Ming Jia Zuoke to his future wife's mother,
wife's mother: Oh, you just sit! food it will be OK!
and then into the kitchen busy,
time strained left the living room and
Xiaoming dog white
wife's mother suddenly, he found that his stomach pain up,
he thought: No! I have to hold back! < br> But he could not bear it ~ ~
pop ~ ~
he put a ring invincible smelly fart,
he thought to himself: This is a ~ ~ under the dead will be driven out
wife's mother just did not think shouting out: white ~ ~!
Xiaoming think so rest assured: Fortunately, there are white as my scapegoat,
then he could not help but put 2 ass ,
wife's mother is still yelling white ~ ~
ass when he placed third time,
cursed rushed out to see the wife's mother, said:
white! you have to wait until being Chousi will be running is not
cattle were stopped by a traffic police: line, cursed:
Soon, another person said that the traffic police to stop cattle, cattle get off, traffic police, said: is the oil? Japanese are people too?
1. a wolf feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
2. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, and then put a second shot and third shot ... this time ... prisoners cry : the Big Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
3. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
4. Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', a day school to send his son, see 8 bus stop, then washed his son shouted: Huang Jun Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
5, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, bear to the mountains meet the tiger, scared the sickle, hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to your party members which still bears like to!
6, the farmer knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? The farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are smelling the sauce.
7. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: cut off
teacher said: Why?
Little said: because I'm too lazy
teacher said: too lazy to hand it will break?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
shaking legs to hold poles to a stone falls out,
passers-by to see a shock to think that I hit my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
8. B, C three trips together, a cold ... ...
night, we were all a bed to sleep, a sleep center.
middle of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and determine outsiders not connected ...
results, put a ass.
9.
once and several classmates went home to see his high school teacher,
it was an old man, and before leaving,
We left some fruit and gave the teacher,
but the teacher pulled tightly monitor laptop case, said:
All right. an ugly girl at the driver, said:
br>
11. a company manager, his secretary referred to the documents to the boss:
.
manager of receipt, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
proposed itinerary is finishing his luggage.
Pro starting the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: ? ;
12. a brother like fish. Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the death of two to seven,
as fresh. Work of a brother,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
sometimes do not die a quite a while.
a brother to go fishing with a net, hit the fish with the head of the handle.
attendants really could not stand,
come with the brother said:
50-year-old woman.
day visit to the male dormitory,
just a boy has not got anything in the ground scurrying ~
be any class immediately screamed
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
any classes left and left word:
such a large majority of what I have not seen,
What is your name ~
the student giant cold - -!!!
14. One day, A king shit in the toilet,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the toilet.
At this point, outside of the B king heard,
so loudly sang:
to:
separate,
graduate students in a campus named Willow.
in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the place North Division One bicycle parking,
prepared specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read,
once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
last desperate struggle for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is the Who, really beef X, so many bikes! a new English teacher,
he asked the future we must all answer in English to answer questions.
and then he started naming: NO.1.
he cried.
us Class 1, to stand up,
shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
my classmates scratched his head,
hold back for a long time Answer the sentence:
guide ~ ~ ~ (for the second tone)
17. One was admitted to Beijing University students and alumni in a conversation:
you're in Yunnan?
YES
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the examination was archery competition,
put a sign outside a kilometer,
write once a radio Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent fire, is the school.
18.
night in our dormitory or is going out with my wife all night playing field for,
back late,
call us to open the door,
and then we let them on the slogan,
king cover ground tiger,
Town Creek demon pagoda,
What What Ha Ha,
how yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat the yellow is definitely not open the door.
Once the fish under the winter night,
the wind is getting bigger,
a buddy die cold,
back to knock on the door,
nor a signal,
directly on That call,
eat shit eat my face is yellow,
quickly open the door.
sound of loud, we live in a building, 3rd floor heard. . . .
19. there is one, is listening to others say.
saying when the end of the poorest,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not dare to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we all skipped class the.
noon counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
not open, hears the bedroom slowly boss said / p>
20. University has a female student,
Beijing,
cold kind of humor.
after her about her entrance check point thing. Call to check hours units
check points.
found when the math scores,
phone report:
Hey, mathematics and Mongolia to the 60 points I had?
21. freshman, Shijiazhuang,
winter, cold day,
just the morning class time to eat,
all the way to go toward the cafeteria crowd ,
our class a few went before the library,
mouth big pond here, got a thin layer of ice,
few of us south of the ice to discuss the
surface can withstand the weight of a person,
Shaanxi boss from their own experiences when he jumped onto the ice,
said: No problem, see also leave it,
can not only walk but also enjoyed the it.
Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from a slowly sinking into the bottom of the pool,
hand waving to us but also to maintain the posture,
school most of the students were stunned to this wonderful moment.
boss reaction hsiang,
some thump to the shore,
and lightning to get up and run,
so we returned to the bedroom I saw the owner was in the bed said:
Needless to say, after whom mention, I destroy who.
22. a pain in his stomach when shopping
suddenly went into the corner so you can eat hot pot restaurants 199
would like to take a toilet to find happens with
I could not find all over the floor, so I went to a second
second floor is still decorated
empty nothing, but found a toilet close to the Use ! After
I went downstairs only to find empty
strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house
downstairs just how suddenly deserted it? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ...
So I approached the bar,
and asked: Hello? How no people?
At this point, I saw a male waiter from the bar to drill out the audience,
and speak:
Fuck! ... ... Just the stool falls from the ceiling fan when you hit
is not it? Count your lucky ......
23. High school about permutations and combinations, group to do problems. Lei
teacher cried out:
you can not stand row row head and tail,
there are many kinds of permutation? ... not the end of the row ... ...
teacher anger, punishment Lei station.
and alarm call Wave:
wave fear,
a long while,
A: : I'm sorry three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five.
25 .-- Yesterday on the bus when
bus driver staring at me,
buy a ticket as I did not like.
- how do you do?
- very simple,
I have been staring at him,
as I bought a ticket like
26. summer of a particular class,
I lie on the eyes closed desk confused,
confused in the sense of someone's arm touched my fingers,
I thought it was the same table,
to fingernails at him,
that did not respond,
I add strength to pull him over,
still did not move, depressed,
the same table that do not suit my style Yeah,
do pull the light out?
meal fierce so I toss,
is captured, is twisted,
toss for a while, felt something wrong with themselves,
slightly opened his eyes, yeah,
found to be the location of the teacher sitting at my table,
is looking at me weird,
hand piece of skin that are red
27. One afternoon, my classmates in China Construction Bank is very boring work, a woman wearing a very bad (neuropathy) came to his window and gave him a piece of paper to draw.
note written on
inscription is the central office *** *** CP.
I had wanted to alert the students can see the neurotic woman look very serious, think about the issue of security or fighting birds counted. (~ estimated that security is very busy).
Sure enough, the security of the woman said: this note you want to withdraw, you must first opposite the police station, looking for a chapter director of the cover, he covers finished chapter, you get money again no problem friends. around the police station. (This really is not general security, usually a little look down on him).
About ten minutes, the queue of customers gradually increased recently when the girl came back elated, holding the note, said: that matter, office procedures simplified, director of grant shall not withdraw money directly to friends. gave sent back.
my classmates and security was a bit silly, the business lobby has a lot of people are afraid of her psychotic episode up and affect the normal order, and had hired the head of the watch.
managers and female patients talk with one side and asked what to do with you take money Yeah, female patients, said: place, the woman happily go to another.
Security to consult go to ABC, and other things to buy to wear, get money to go to ICBC Caixing! > ... ... ... ...
After a child, the woman is back. and bring the bank's answer: The people said, is a public line here, only the public's to take, mother said I was not !!!!, bitch to get money to build the line . we were talking about the topic of knowledge on the train.
a brother said he had time to sit in the soft sleeper train,
results come after a while the conductor told him to change cars,
matter how he asked the conductor,
conductor told him that this section Government officials have been up inside,
the coach, we all wrapped
indignation, accusing the government of corruption
a brother stunned the world:
are let off the train,
not only keeping a mistress,
package also fuck train! authentic is difficult to eat roast duck,
have time to eat with a person one vote authentic Peking Duck.
br> Nanjing duck, for one!
, and Duan Leyi plate and serve.
br> In the old man kneeling in front of Road:
turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: You say I'm not going his mother
31. Language test,
have a fill in the blank.
requirements were filled out
students knew nothing of a.
fill the first space-time,
he quietly asked the same table,
A Day: .
32. an English exam,
A king is a loss,
to find that B has been filled to the brim of Jun,
busy throwing paper in the past for help .
soon, B threw a ball of paper Jun. Jun
A joyful, busy apart.
saw a piece of paper wrapped in rubber,
rubber surrounded by painted A, B, C, D four letters,
there are words on paper: their own throw.
33. a high-ranking officials to visit a farm,
asked the farmer:
how I found a cow farm
there is no long-horned ah.
farmer replied:
many reasons for cattle without horns,
may be genetic,
born without,
is also possible that later fell off sick,
but it does not angle because it is a horse but
34. child eat noodles,
eating eating,
I pulled one from the throat: < br> p>
35. One day, Xiao Ming Jia Zuoke to his future wife's mother,
wife's mother: Oh, you just sit! food it will be OK!
and then into the kitchen busy,
time strained left the living room and
Xiaoming dog white
wife's mother suddenly, he found that his stomach pain up,
he thought: No! I have to hold back! < br> But he could not bear it ~ ~
pop ~ ~
he put a ring invincible smelly fart,
he thought to himself: This is a ~ ~ under the dead will be driven out
wife's mother just did not think shouting out: white ~ ~!
Xiaoming think so rest assured: Fortunately, there are white as my scapegoat,
then he could not help but put 2 ass ,
wife's mother is still yelling white ~ ~
ass when he placed third time,
cursed rushed out to see the wife's mother, said:
white! you have to wait until being Chousi will be running is not
Monday, April 25, 2011
Gemini ~ lonely
Gemini alone no cure , Gemini child is simply not so sleek sophistication scale , they often simply make them a lot of things under the magnifying glass on the emotional view , although it seems rational. Everything is empty of glorified , and their hearts that the friend is reckless in the critical moment his help , love is simply no harm , but it is not the case , the reality of a lot of hitting the wall a lot of disappointed that they know what to do , the original The world is not as they imagine , and their arrogant pursuit of the perfect nature and the nature of this connection, they form lasting bonds with the lonely , painful to the bone marrow that cold, desolate place to be actionable , have a good look at their own hands to destroy the Dream. Some people say that everyone has a lonely , too narcissistic of the bar. Gemini Gemini lonely but only he knows , it is not possible to cure the terminally ill. Twins born because the two hearts, two brains, their feelings, they all are thinking twice . But they have only one body, one of the world . This is an incomplete constellation born , born in finding their fit with another person , but who can find a similar yourself? ? Therefore , they were destined to toil so lonely a person's body with two people bear the happiness and sadness , but also lonely . Twins do not want to aloof, unwilling loner (in fact most of the surface Hupenghuanyou Gemini , the heart has never depend on, lonely ), but their sensitivity and innate sense of superiority that they can not compromise. Gemini, a lot of people envy him a lot of people jealous of him, a lot of people hate him, hardly a sign to have such a big controversy. But as a Gemini I, I want to say , the twin children, their tears never more than a smile, that smile in the sun , but cold water wash with tears the night of the children, who do not want to disappoint others but from themselves are so fine Fatigue strength to make the child , their name is Gemini. If your partner is Gemini , then you love him , because he did not really find their own happiness.
The most accurate digital map , you can find your home Oh
Today this is definitely a good thing, upload to share with you today !
place as long as the jurisdiction of China , to find , for each rural roads , can be found , such a practical thing, If you like to reprint your space, the future can use. Haha .
to my house with a Google search Satellite maps , and good precision Ha ~
place as long as the jurisdiction of China , to find , for each rural roads , can be found , such a practical thing, If you like to reprint your space, the future can use. Haha .
to my house with a Google search Satellite maps , and good precision Ha ~
Friday, April 22, 2011
More comfortable
After graduation , there is no calm down and write something good , cheap telephone calls , writing letters home or to a friend many years ago have done. Readily played just some words on my heart suddenly found more comfortable . I suddenly found that what is not happy, can not figure out , or write , let it out good. Beneficial to health , ha ha.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Commonly used in English speaking reception , whether you do not enter into foreign companies are sure to see
As a visitor asked: May I have your name, please? Ask your name? What company are you from? You which company? Could you tell me what company you are representing? Can you tell me what company you represent it?
If you run into an old friend to say: What brings you here? What brings you here? Asked whether the appointment purpose of the visit? Do you have an appointment? An appointment? Would you give me your business card? Please give me your business card? And can I ask what you wish to see him about? Can I ask what you want to see him about it?
guests wait for a while: I'll see if he is available. Please let me see if he is available. Would you please have a seat and wait for a few moments. Please sit down and wait a moment. Guests tea, courtesy: Would you like coffee or tea? How do you like your coffee? You want coffee or tea? What kind of coffee? (Whether milk or sugar) with guests to see the manager: Please have a seat, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith will see you in few minutes. Please sit down, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith in few minutes. Mr. Chen is expecting you. I'll tell him that you're here. He is waiting for you. I'll tell him you have to. Would you come this way, please? Please follow me over here.
politely refused a visitor:
Mr. Chen is occupied at the moment and wants to know if your business is urgent. He is busy, may I ask you something very urgent? He may want to get in touch with you in the future. Would you leave your card? He wanted to get back to you later. Please leave your business card?
have to fight for their chance: I'll take just a few minutes of his time. I'll take just few minutes of his time. I'd prefer to explain that to him directly. I think I'd better go I take you, in case you get lost.
reception (2)
in the last, you have learned to arrange your accommodation reception guests. Down on the activities of the company invited him to participate: the arrangement of activities: The tea party begins at 7 o'clock. Tea party at 7 o'clock. How's the party, Mr. Taylor? Show how, TAYLOR sir? The ceremony will commence as soon as the minister arrives. Celebrations and other ministers to start a. Our General Manager can't be here today, so I'm speaking on his behalf. Our general manager is not to be today, so for me to speak on his behalf. We are going to show you the town while you're here. You stay here with you we will surf in the city. Do you have any place in mind you wanted to go in our town? What is the city where you want to see? What would you like to do this morning? There is nothing scheduled before lunch. Morning you want to do? No activity on the schedule before lunch arrangements. Is there anything planned for tonight? Any plans for tonight? Have you anything in mind you'd like to do? You are not already going. We'll visit a school in the afternoon as you proposed. According to your proposal in the afternoon we went to visit a school. I think it'd be better for me to take you there so that you won't get lost. I think I brought you'd better go, in case you get lost.
in the farewell with the guests after the event, first of all tell him leave the ticket has been arranged: We had reserved you two First class seats on the plane leaving Shanghai for Hong Kong at 10:00 am on Monday March 20 . We've booked the two on March 20 10 am on Monday from Shanghai to Hong Kong's first class ticket. You'll come again: If you would be kind enough to let me know in advance the date and approximate time of any intended visit, I will make arrangements to be on hand to receive you. If Monte plans before have tell the date and approximate time of visit I will personally come forward to receive you. Our reception you are satisfied with it? If you have any complaints to make about our service, we will be quick to make adjustments. If for any dissatisfaction with our services, please and we will soon be adjusted. Reception as the company secretary, you will always have some reception work to do? Treatment of visitors, the services provided should enable them to feel at home (feel at home), language also thoughtful, always show your warm and thoughtful: the guests arrived, and inquired about the road conditions: Mr. Taylor, it's indeed a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Welcome to our company. TAYLOR President, really honored to know you, welcome to our company. Did you have a good trip? Trip okay? I hope you'll have a pleasant stay here. Wish you a pleasant stay here. I hope you've enjoyed your stayin Hangzhou. I wish you a good time this time in Hangzhou. We'll do our best to make your stay here a pleasant one. We will try to make your stay comfortable in this. You must be very tired after such a long journey. After such a long trip, you definitely tired. Since the guests tired to quickly arrange for him for the hotel: We had reserved one single room with a private bath for you. We've booked a single room with bath. Your room is 1108. We'll take the elevator up. Your room number is 1108, we took the elevator. You will find Room 201 at the end of the corridor. You get to see the end of the corridor will be able to Room 201. This way, please. Please. Come with me please! Please come with me. If the foreign guests, he asked Chinese? Do you read Chinese? You Chinese? What language do you speak? What language you say? Accommodation arrangements after a guest to dinner: Would you like a cup of coffee or tea? You a cup of tea or coffee? Do you want anything to drink? You to drink? Provide assistance to the guests: If there's anything you'd like to know, don't hesitate to ask. If you want to know what, just ask it. If I can do anything for you, please don't hesitate to letme know. If I can do for you, despite that good. I'm glad to be of help to you. I'm glad to be of help. Are there any questions you'd like to ask before we leave? Before departure, you have anything to ask it?
If you run into an old friend to say: What brings you here? What brings you here? Asked whether the appointment purpose of the visit? Do you have an appointment? An appointment? Would you give me your business card? Please give me your business card? And can I ask what you wish to see him about? Can I ask what you want to see him about it?
guests wait for a while: I'll see if he is available. Please let me see if he is available. Would you please have a seat and wait for a few moments. Please sit down and wait a moment. Guests tea, courtesy: Would you like coffee or tea? How do you like your coffee? You want coffee or tea? What kind of coffee? (Whether milk or sugar) with guests to see the manager: Please have a seat, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith will see you in few minutes. Please sit down, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith in few minutes. Mr. Chen is expecting you. I'll tell him that you're here. He is waiting for you. I'll tell him you have to. Would you come this way, please? Please follow me over here.
politely refused a visitor:
Mr. Chen is occupied at the moment and wants to know if your business is urgent. He is busy, may I ask you something very urgent? He may want to get in touch with you in the future. Would you leave your card? He wanted to get back to you later. Please leave your business card?
have to fight for their chance: I'll take just a few minutes of his time. I'll take just few minutes of his time. I'd prefer to explain that to him directly. I think I'd better go I take you, in case you get lost.
reception (2)
in the last, you have learned to arrange your accommodation reception guests. Down on the activities of the company invited him to participate: the arrangement of activities: The tea party begins at 7 o'clock. Tea party at 7 o'clock. How's the party, Mr. Taylor? Show how, TAYLOR sir? The ceremony will commence as soon as the minister arrives. Celebrations and other ministers to start a. Our General Manager can't be here today, so I'm speaking on his behalf. Our general manager is not to be today, so for me to speak on his behalf. We are going to show you the town while you're here. You stay here with you we will surf in the city. Do you have any place in mind you wanted to go in our town? What is the city where you want to see? What would you like to do this morning? There is nothing scheduled before lunch. Morning you want to do? No activity on the schedule before lunch arrangements. Is there anything planned for tonight? Any plans for tonight? Have you anything in mind you'd like to do? You are not already going. We'll visit a school in the afternoon as you proposed. According to your proposal in the afternoon we went to visit a school. I think it'd be better for me to take you there so that you won't get lost. I think I brought you'd better go, in case you get lost.
in the farewell with the guests after the event, first of all tell him leave the ticket has been arranged: We had reserved you two First class seats on the plane leaving Shanghai for Hong Kong at 10:00 am on Monday March 20 . We've booked the two on March 20 10 am on Monday from Shanghai to Hong Kong's first class ticket. You'll come again: If you would be kind enough to let me know in advance the date and approximate time of any intended visit, I will make arrangements to be on hand to receive you. If Monte plans before have tell the date and approximate time of visit I will personally come forward to receive you. Our reception you are satisfied with it? If you have any complaints to make about our service, we will be quick to make adjustments. If for any dissatisfaction with our services, please and we will soon be adjusted. Reception as the company secretary, you will always have some reception work to do? Treatment of visitors, the services provided should enable them to feel at home (feel at home), language also thoughtful, always show your warm and thoughtful: the guests arrived, and inquired about the road conditions: Mr. Taylor, it's indeed a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Welcome to our company. TAYLOR President, really honored to know you, welcome to our company. Did you have a good trip? Trip okay? I hope you'll have a pleasant stay here. Wish you a pleasant stay here. I hope you've enjoyed your stayin Hangzhou. I wish you a good time this time in Hangzhou. We'll do our best to make your stay here a pleasant one. We will try to make your stay comfortable in this. You must be very tired after such a long journey. After such a long trip, you definitely tired. Since the guests tired to quickly arrange for him for the hotel: We had reserved one single room with a private bath for you. We've booked a single room with bath. Your room is 1108. We'll take the elevator up. Your room number is 1108, we took the elevator. You will find Room 201 at the end of the corridor. You get to see the end of the corridor will be able to Room 201. This way, please. Please. Come with me please! Please come with me. If the foreign guests, he asked Chinese? Do you read Chinese? You Chinese? What language do you speak? What language you say? Accommodation arrangements after a guest to dinner: Would you like a cup of coffee or tea? You a cup of tea or coffee? Do you want anything to drink? You to drink? Provide assistance to the guests: If there's anything you'd like to know, don't hesitate to ask. If you want to know what, just ask it. If I can do anything for you, please don't hesitate to letme know. If I can do for you, despite that good. I'm glad to be of help to you. I'm glad to be of help. Are there any questions you'd like to ask before we leave? Before departure, you have anything to ask it?
Open Shop
Suddenly really want to do something , but do not know where to start , think about some of the United States and the United States can not sell like Yi Yi , cosmetics , or bag , or what is good, but I think At the beginning will be very difficult ah , so he did not mind prepared every day like ah think ah , tomorrow I want to ask a number of experts , I would like to discuss with the BF , but he never seemed to believe that the network this thing, I Is different, I have faith in my own feelings , to work with their own efforts on the things , I feel have taste.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Nine women to intimate love advice
First, the investment too soon
when you first met with him later, do not expect to spend every weekend with him, or adhere to his advice, re-arrangement of his home, not in a hurry, you have not married it!
Second, identify each other too early to break up with her boyfriend the most efficient way is to tell him you love him, you have to provide him with a child, his reaction is mostly fled.
Third, self-deception
knowledge you are clearly the performance of his motives behind each? He is very dull your attitude? He is also a date with another girl? Do you only connect once a week, while you look for he is the object of life can be entrusted? Or do you think he gambling such as life, violent temper is not any serious problems.
Fourth, you should dress up the performance of exaggerated self-confidence, generous, attractive is not that much to show off sexy, attractive to men than that of natural human face processing much better.
Fifth, do not think you talk too much, we must constantly continue to talk, silence is golden, even if you are eager to understand each other, there was no need several appointments in the most in this life experience will be as familiar tells , silence is often one of the female charm.
six, too much attention to his money
If you ordered a lobster dinner, and tell him your favorite gift is the diamond, then to eat heartily Dayton bar, you will not see him again No matter how rich a man, do not like being told how to spend, or who will spend money on him, men like knowledgeable woman, not those people bent on finding long-term meal ticket.
July, invited him to come home early unless you feel that he is inviting you into his life, do not invite him home. Some men think that is, to invite him to invite him home to bed, so wait for some time, until after you have a better understanding, it will not produce a similar embarrassing situation.
eight, and other intimate too fast
If you first met him when they go to bed, he would like the number of men making out with you too? Therefore, this intimate performance tends to scare each other, the initial understanding of the most suitable as a frank talk, walk in the next month, these will become emotional (emotional blog, feelings speak) of a solid foundation.
nine, you think to please each other too hard for him to do the laundry, cooking and housework, he will be more like you? I request you to think about it, if you knowingly sell his cloth to wipe your feet, he would not polite to set foot.
when you first met with him later, do not expect to spend every weekend with him, or adhere to his advice, re-arrangement of his home, not in a hurry, you have not married it!
Second, identify each other too early to break up with her boyfriend the most efficient way is to tell him you love him, you have to provide him with a child, his reaction is mostly fled.
Third, self-deception
knowledge you are clearly the performance of his motives behind each? He is very dull your attitude? He is also a date with another girl? Do you only connect once a week, while you look for he is the object of life can be entrusted? Or do you think he gambling such as life, violent temper is not any serious problems.
Fourth, you should dress up the performance of exaggerated self-confidence, generous, attractive is not that much to show off sexy, attractive to men than that of natural human face processing much better.
Fifth, do not think you talk too much, we must constantly continue to talk, silence is golden, even if you are eager to understand each other, there was no need several appointments in the most in this life experience will be as familiar tells , silence is often one of the female charm.
six, too much attention to his money
If you ordered a lobster dinner, and tell him your favorite gift is the diamond, then to eat heartily Dayton bar, you will not see him again No matter how rich a man, do not like being told how to spend, or who will spend money on him, men like knowledgeable woman, not those people bent on finding long-term meal ticket.
July, invited him to come home early unless you feel that he is inviting you into his life, do not invite him home. Some men think that is, to invite him to invite him home to bed, so wait for some time, until after you have a better understanding, it will not produce a similar embarrassing situation.
eight, and other intimate too fast
If you first met him when they go to bed, he would like the number of men making out with you too? Therefore, this intimate performance tends to scare each other, the initial understanding of the most suitable as a frank talk, walk in the next month, these will become emotional (emotional blog, feelings speak) of a solid foundation.
nine, you think to please each other too hard for him to do the laundry, cooking and housework, he will be more like you? I request you to think about it, if you knowingly sell his cloth to wipe your feet, he would not polite to set foot.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Graduate
It's that graduated, did not think of them in the process; not imagine them in the testimonial ; not imagine the joy of them to look at it!
graduating these days, almost every day and drink incredibly hard, very tough battle cry can be graduated on this day was surprisingly calm, may
already numb to life, so goodbye to the school for 4 years , really a little sad, though the school is established in the countryside next to a small building
, but I have a feeling it too , how I wish again , and students with a lesson , how to sleep in the bedroom, on a Feel , even hear the next door and then
Guikulanghao is a good song !
have to go all the happy unhappy things ; all know people who do not know ; all tempting me things and people
tempting me !
this the end !
graduating these days, almost every day and drink incredibly hard, very tough battle cry can be graduated on this day was surprisingly calm, may
already numb to life, so goodbye to the school for 4 years , really a little sad, though the school is established in the countryside next to a small building
, but I have a feeling it too , how I wish again , and students with a lesson , how to sleep in the bedroom, on a Feel , even hear the next door and then
Guikulanghao is a good song !
have to go all the happy unhappy things ; all know people who do not know ; all tempting me things and people
tempting me !
this the end !
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
[ turn ] a woman's life do not do 15 things
Lee replication to the girl, then
1: Never let any man into your life all, to know how to put the more lost the more reason .
2: Do not for any man to give up their individuality, in fact, is not you yield to him, let him think you are good, on the contrary, men prefer women have their own personality.
< br> 3: Do not for love, their careers, it is simple, choose love, when love is gone, you have nothing to select the cause, even if there is no love, but you have ability to make money to feed themselves, but also their own lives.
4: Do not attempt to attach a man living, no one will ever warm to keep the parasites.
5: Do not request excessive, if you love him, then in order to your future, you should cherish his harvest, a good plan for your future; if you do not love him, leave him sooner or later, you do not break up, let him have the opportunity in front of others that you just covet his money .
6: Do not you love when you encounter a third party, blindly compromise, forgive me. you know, some things can be forgiven, but some things is a lifelong scars.
7: Do not care about the details of life so much, you know, most men, children, and need your care.
8: Do not you love that when there is no love, but also stubborn insistence Sometimes, letting go, not only is it free, or give yourself a way out.
9: Do not think that who will come to live out, you know, your life from their parents, in addition to them, there is no Anyone who is worth the price you pay for life, and your parents will only want you happy safe.
10: Do not put all your money on him, a woman of the good points of their own.
< br> 11: Do not dress himself or any person put themselves slovenly dressed himself up to every day of the clean, neat, beautiful, only for himself.
12: Do not for any give up your friends, ignore your family, you know, if one day love is gone, the real support you in your side is not that once the vows, but these people.
13: Do not put things too seriously, we live in this world, are actors, stage performances, the audience to see, so when they're played, see, do not have too serious.
14: Do not always moved to tears to retain, and sometimes just the opposite of your tears, smile, smile must be confident to face all!
15: Do not look down on yourself, everyone has their own good, he do not know treasure to find treasure for you, he will not enjoy, to appreciate your looking! miss this station, just because the best one for you at the next stop.
Lee, then replicated to a dedicated single girl good girl:
you must find away, can make you strong and stand with both feet on the land
living things the way you want to find.
is not considered late.
I never thought that what is important qualifications,
genius is not Coban, but not Coban, even the bit parts are not run.
you have those thoughts floating like Piaoxu, gradually transformed into clear thinking and simple text.
gorgeous and floating are not easy for long.
you know, not enough to give pleasure to read the text, content, ideas, state, soul, spirit and wisdom, which was important.
and you do not see more of those large ones of the writer of a text. Do not trivial, making a fuss. Do not think of what to write.
not flow in the small sentimental and small moving.
I want you to believe the warm, beautiful, trust, dignity, strength of these old-fashioned words. I do not want you
decadent, empty, confused, spoil yourself, hurt someone else.
I do not want you to deal with their own mess. Control their feelings.
not everyone can be.
experience life, is another matter, does not mean decadent and indulgent.
do not agree with those fake cool and alternative.
they find out who have nothing to do nothing to excuse their own laissez-faire.
really cool is in the heart.
you need to have a strong heart.
be left to the passage of time, not torments and yield convictions.
not because of the ivory tower, only to say I love the world so.
is known outside of black, dirty, ugly then, but also say such a thing.
well, love to live. Youth is so short, do not lament the old.
occasionally stopped to rest, but do not squat down and look around.
a way to go, remember do not look back.
ask yourself from time to time, their own doing.
sad and aggrieved when, to burst out crying. Kuwan washing the face, patted his face, a smile to watch herself. Do not rub, or the next morning my eyes swollen.
give yourself a great future and goals.
always remember to look at the sky. Remember when looking at the sky and looking feet.
any time, any person who asks you how many times have love, the answer is two. Once he loved me, I do not love him. I love him once, he did not love me Good love will always next time.
twice with a man not to hurt your chances.
believe me, more than men is much more than the three-legged frog.
not easy to say
trust your instincts. Do not provoke other men unless you really, really love him, and he is very, very worthy of love.
do not provoke similar finding with the former girlfriend, and his mother, sister, woman like a man.
Do not provoke a rebel, young artists and middle-aged men.
Do not provoke too pure man.
do and heartless people together.
Do not act cheap when true love.
yourself to please a man spoil you, do not so moved.
the cigarette burns on him, the next may be hot on you.
friends see a man what kind of, pay attention to his friends with a woman's attitude.
Also, do not believe that one is not prepared to introduce you to the men of his circle of friends.
a man only willing to call you
a man no longer come to you, do not try and find him.
do not believe in love on the people with the means. Do not break up
blaspheming. Learn, but do not regret it. Regret not use. Do not dry tear
photos, burning letters, diaries tear love such a class of third-rate television shows have people do.
believe in love. I believe there is a good man, also married, is still a big crowd looking for you.
not say a woman friend's house.
love material, properly. Never know the spirit is more important. Than those who watch, designer, fashion, and more beautiful is you.
not look down on working people. Do not labor shame.
land is not dirty, sweat is not bad.
Please respect the living conditions of those who seem not as good as you, because this is the respect for yourself.
always sympathetic to those at the bottom of the people, because our loved ones is in these populations.
We do not precious. Do not underestimate the penny. May wish to earn to earn their own look.
when hurt by a friend, do not doubt friendship, but beware of those who betray you.
forgive, but not forgotten.
save a bit naive innocence life, friends to keep some feeling of chivalry.
to be happy, be cheerful, be tough, to be warm. This character has nothing to do.
I fear you are too low-key, sometimes a little tough, being bullied, they must get my revenge! But do not bear grudges.
villain of view, as they go better. Mercy, will make you noble.
1: Never let any man into your life all, to know how to put the more lost the more reason .
2: Do not for any man to give up their individuality, in fact, is not you yield to him, let him think you are good, on the contrary, men prefer women have their own personality.
< br> 3: Do not for love, their careers, it is simple, choose love, when love is gone, you have nothing to select the cause, even if there is no love, but you have ability to make money to feed themselves, but also their own lives.
4: Do not attempt to attach a man living, no one will ever warm to keep the parasites.
5: Do not request excessive, if you love him, then in order to your future, you should cherish his harvest, a good plan for your future; if you do not love him, leave him sooner or later, you do not break up, let him have the opportunity in front of others that you just covet his money .
6: Do not you love when you encounter a third party, blindly compromise, forgive me. you know, some things can be forgiven, but some things is a lifelong scars.
7: Do not care about the details of life so much, you know, most men, children, and need your care.
8: Do not you love that when there is no love, but also stubborn insistence Sometimes, letting go, not only is it free, or give yourself a way out.
9: Do not think that who will come to live out, you know, your life from their parents, in addition to them, there is no Anyone who is worth the price you pay for life, and your parents will only want you happy safe.
10: Do not put all your money on him, a woman of the good points of their own.
< br> 11: Do not dress himself or any person put themselves slovenly dressed himself up to every day of the clean, neat, beautiful, only for himself.
12: Do not for any give up your friends, ignore your family, you know, if one day love is gone, the real support you in your side is not that once the vows, but these people.
13: Do not put things too seriously, we live in this world, are actors, stage performances, the audience to see, so when they're played, see, do not have too serious.
14: Do not always moved to tears to retain, and sometimes just the opposite of your tears, smile, smile must be confident to face all!
15: Do not look down on yourself, everyone has their own good, he do not know treasure to find treasure for you, he will not enjoy, to appreciate your looking! miss this station, just because the best one for you at the next stop.
Lee, then replicated to a dedicated single girl good girl:
you must find away, can make you strong and stand with both feet on the land
living things the way you want to find.
is not considered late.
I never thought that what is important qualifications,
genius is not Coban, but not Coban, even the bit parts are not run.
you have those thoughts floating like Piaoxu, gradually transformed into clear thinking and simple text.
gorgeous and floating are not easy for long.
you know, not enough to give pleasure to read the text, content, ideas, state, soul, spirit and wisdom, which was important.
and you do not see more of those large ones of the writer of a text. Do not trivial, making a fuss. Do not think of what to write.
not flow in the small sentimental and small moving.
I want you to believe the warm, beautiful, trust, dignity, strength of these old-fashioned words. I do not want you
decadent, empty, confused, spoil yourself, hurt someone else.
I do not want you to deal with their own mess. Control their feelings.
not everyone can be.
experience life, is another matter, does not mean decadent and indulgent.
do not agree with those fake cool and alternative.
they find out who have nothing to do nothing to excuse their own laissez-faire.
really cool is in the heart.
you need to have a strong heart.
be left to the passage of time, not torments and yield convictions.
not because of the ivory tower, only to say I love the world so.
is known outside of black, dirty, ugly then, but also say such a thing.
well, love to live. Youth is so short, do not lament the old.
occasionally stopped to rest, but do not squat down and look around.
a way to go, remember do not look back.
ask yourself from time to time, their own doing.
sad and aggrieved when, to burst out crying. Kuwan washing the face, patted his face, a smile to watch herself. Do not rub, or the next morning my eyes swollen.
give yourself a great future and goals.
always remember to look at the sky. Remember when looking at the sky and looking feet.
any time, any person who asks you how many times have love, the answer is two. Once he loved me, I do not love him. I love him once, he did not love me Good love will always next time.
twice with a man not to hurt your chances.
believe me, more than men is much more than the three-legged frog.
not easy to say
trust your instincts. Do not provoke other men unless you really, really love him, and he is very, very worthy of love.
do not provoke similar finding with the former girlfriend, and his mother, sister, woman like a man.
Do not provoke a rebel, young artists and middle-aged men.
Do not provoke too pure man.
do and heartless people together.
Do not act cheap when true love.
yourself to please a man spoil you, do not so moved.
the cigarette burns on him, the next may be hot on you.
friends see a man what kind of, pay attention to his friends with a woman's attitude.
Also, do not believe that one is not prepared to introduce you to the men of his circle of friends.
a man only willing to call you
a man no longer come to you, do not try and find him.
do not believe in love on the people with the means. Do not break up
blaspheming. Learn, but do not regret it. Regret not use. Do not dry tear
photos, burning letters, diaries tear love such a class of third-rate television shows have people do.
believe in love. I believe there is a good man, also married, is still a big crowd looking for you.
not say a woman friend's house.
love material, properly. Never know the spirit is more important. Than those who watch, designer, fashion, and more beautiful is you.
not look down on working people. Do not labor shame.
land is not dirty, sweat is not bad.
Please respect the living conditions of those who seem not as good as you, because this is the respect for yourself.
always sympathetic to those at the bottom of the people, because our loved ones is in these populations.
We do not precious. Do not underestimate the penny. May wish to earn to earn their own look.
when hurt by a friend, do not doubt friendship, but beware of those who betray you.
forgive, but not forgotten.
save a bit naive innocence life, friends to keep some feeling of chivalry.
to be happy, be cheerful, be tough, to be warm. This character has nothing to do.
I fear you are too low-key, sometimes a little tough, being bullied, they must get my revenge! But do not bear grudges.
villain of view, as they go better. Mercy, will make you noble.
Friday, April 1, 2011
80 physical problems to deal with a small coup
Hiccups. Back of the Peas. Eye bags and dark circles. Acne. Scar. To the wart. Corn. Black. Oral ulcers. Governance rhinitis. Chronic. Dead skin.
1. hiccups when the tongue with sugar! Burp like a drink when your nose, burp, when the middle finger pulp pinch force with the thumb. Not a
2. Every day of the Shanghai medicated soap red feet, wash your socks insoles mysterious, can go to foot odor.
3. mango turn the gas on a few seconds, then peel the skin on the good
4. tomato afraid of pesticides, scalded with boiling water, the skin to peel to the
5. to say the people on earth are know, if the clothes are not careful on the oil drop, before doing the laundry, keep clothes are dry, then place the drip drops of detergent, then rub the two, wash, then there would be no child out mimeographed
6. there is sand or foreign objects into the eyes, immediately spit, spit more, and then stop blinking, try a hundred Braun's
7. home has a lot of cups of tea stains, you can use toothpaste brush, wipe the tea stains, and a brush to Come away
8. white shoe brush with the tissue paper finish drying in the sun exposure, will be white ~!
9. back of the Peas, sulfur soap with bath salts or Shanghai, persist for some time to go
10. Vitamin E coated eyelashes, eyelashes would get rough and long
11. with mosquito coils lit near the wart, and slowly roast it, take the further step to continue until the roast stand about a week or so go to the root of the wart on their own. . .
12. oral ulcer with white wine, such as feeling numb not to spit. (Alcoholism big swallow too). Several times a day, a few days like
13. Governance prescriptions rhinitis, nasal saline wash. This is nicely
to say, every time I keep telling people that the salt into the warm water, sucked from the nose, and then from the mouth, a lot of people feel very sick, the whole do not believe, but I Personality that we are a family of three has been cured.
14. Think about the songs, many sites only provide lyrics, but a lot has already been downloaded to your temporary folder (C: Documents and Settings zl Local Settings Temporary Internet Files), to Inside copy and paste to another folder on it
15. After a mosquito bites a package with a ballpoint pen drawing laps around the bite can itch
16. Shanghai sulfur soap can also be used in addition armpit slight sweat Oh! ! ! !
I used to buy a piece of the summer, water on a thick coat in the arm, if done to add a little water, so that slurry from the day, at the shower, wash. Thus it twice, the whole summer without any sweat antiperspirant sweat exposed or something.
17. before the hand is always a long frostbite, Cayao Well, next year still. Later, my father did not know where to learn, later in the winter, every day just to boil the water cannons and pepper ginger . so let me a little cold water, hot little hands. The key is to try to heat the water, as long as you can stand it, the more heat the better. but do not boiled Kazakhstan. that persist for some time, my hand no regeneration frostbite.
18. chronic pharyngitis can brush your teeth with salt water every morning, I was doing two years from broken.
19. fried fish with ginger rub the pot before .. do not stick Rights
20. with soap and water to wash the floor tiles, the effect is called an okay
21. super good stuff - the wind oil fine! Insect itch, you can go to stains, ballpoint pen and India in particular, a rub gone.
22. talcum powder sprinkled on the surface of white sneakers, can prevent dirty.
23. sticky paper exposing not down, facing the blow with a hair dryer a few minutes, it is easy to be taken off.
24. the diluted lemon juice evenly on the hair spray, hair dryer hot air drying, hair was slightly red wine, like a dyed the same Oh!
25. stomach pain, press the tiger's mouth hole
26. length of frostbite to the use of fire burned white Luo Buqie article, frostbite hot wipe at once a day until chilblains disappeared, the students tried, the second No longer in length
27. Doudou very serious squeeze toothpaste in the above points, swelling fast, just 2 hours or so will wash off, or piece of skin will bite black
28. do not drink After the big Coke bottle, you can put less likely to leak over Oh, the bottle down, the water can block the air intake was the only
29. nosebleeds, they can shoot hand-dipped in cold water neck, You can also hook the middle finger with both hands for some time
30. TX family has put a lot of long damp tea ~ If no oil is not serious to clean pot, simmer slowly roasted, as long as 2 minutes to OK the ~ Well If do not want to drink chilled in the refrigerator for use indoors, find a cloth to wrap it well, on the corner of the refrigerator, environmental protection than deodorant special ~ ~ one more big one to put the egg can be used 2,3 weeks ~ so terrifying when he can throw the ~ or cleaning the sink with it! Oh well ~ Do not use water, the friction on the walls directly in the tank to the oil Oh ~!
31. nail polish on the nails after soaking in cold water, will dry very quickly
32. girls stockings sharp objects more easily scratch, bought and placed in the refrigerator for a while in the frozen , so wear is not very easy to broken.
33. with their own saliva applied to the small wound on the outside (especially bruises, scratches, etc.), very helpful for healing wounds.
34. I heard a white Luo Boqie born in the rust stains on the best places to drop a few minutes to make a little incision ~ by smashing, white radish juice to the infiltrated a little bit, and then hold a few clothes minutes to add laundry soap with water and rub the rust on a few can try out ~ TX ~ ~
35. Cosmetics Tips:
mascara did not quite Toner alcohol or baby oil or eye
syrup poured nail polish nail polish dry
nail polish dry faster than frozen mid
Moisturizer cream skin care products instead of cream
36. sucker suction is not strong: a hot water 2 eggs Qing 3 sweetened condensed milk
37. Overnight with water or tea tea will be long painted eyelashes, one week effective ~ ~ (free to Tu)
38. Summer as hot or sweaty, and I will grow back a little capsules things, with full of cucumber, or aloe rub before bed time, do not wash. twenty-three days like the
39. by a mosquito bite, the fastest way is coated with soap after cleaning the bathroom about
40. If the clothes are not stained with tomato juice or other fruit juice carefully and immediately wipe with a damp paper towel, which can be removed without leaving any traces (I have experimented with a white dress.)
41. because the tea leaves that cup if tea stains, you can use the letter after the wet (I do not know now who still do) rubbed, very useful, especially porcelain.
42. eat more tomatoes can cure dark circles, eating habits and then stay up all night working hard a matter will not have dark circles are not Mianyoucaise. I do not know VC or other elements at work.
43. a diamond ornaments painted layer of transparent nail polish, diamond is not easy out
44. taking a shower when the skin on the back and forth rubbing salt
one can go dead
Second, you can lose weight
gray skin after bath often drops tender. Salt is salt in general. If you want to lose weight is to cut down the location of designated circle ~
45. Extinction approach calf meat, and then his legs to do a bike upside down. I was kicking every time a song, the effect is really good
46. Adhere to the morning drink warm honey and water, the skin will get better yo
47. If the eyes are sty, the middle finger wrapped with cotton thread, After the trap, tie a knot, pulling the thread back and forth. If the eyes are long, then wrapped both hands on the middle finger, the method above. I do not know the expression is not clear. This approach is very effective, and my mom just had Dad's hordeolum cured. Sty with lines tied to the middle finger is because that is the root of the pericardium and the triple burner meridian through the place. If the filling to the late signs of pus, out of that stimulating this point, but also keep the eye with a hot towel compress, and my sty is such a good, very effective.
48. because the mother and all over the carpet so that some love the treatment on Blanket ~
1. Soy sauce, vinegar, milk, ice cream, drinks, dirty carpet, can be squeezed with a cloth dipped in warm water after the draw, and then scrub alcohol Oh
2. Pools of blood stained the carpet can be cleaned in cold water, then rub salt water or lemon juice. Oh can not use hot water because of the blood coagulation when heated, will cement the
49. If you sing the words of K sang the first home I remember a few cup of hot lemon honey Oh ~ ~
50. Laptop accidentally spilled the water or oil to the point of what can be temporarily under the first blow with a hair dryer, and then shut down not to call in before Oh, do not re-start with Oh, this will help repair Kazakhstan
51. detergent Oh, it hurts like a shoe Converse canvas shoes, white rubber toe and 4 weeks whitewashed Collage is like toothpaste, sun, prolonged sun exposure do not remember Oh
52. books or materials are water wet and then dry with a little dry heavy compression than its a good book put plastic bags in the fridge and it frozen layer of ice cream a chance to sleep through half the book will become like the original Oh
53. Luoli Si pomade < br> hot over a decade made twice a year, and never burn to do maintenance, just finished first put a little of the dry hair and hair oil. Never burns the hair split ends, dry hair and shape the future and no spray water bottle will not open. I originally thought that his hair is good, too disabled, or switch to other foreign brands, the result immediately dried yellow split ends. Cheap, more than three money, just be careful not to wipe too much, the hair may feel more oil. Lianhua Supermarket small sale
54. Jujube day a sheep eye + + longan boiled soup (a bowl of the weight is enough), it called for a return pseudomyopia good effect, for the true myopia, but also a significant improvement in visual acuity results, and I belong to the latter. However, easy to get angry to eat like this every day, so pay attention to it!
55. correction fluid (correction fluid) get in the hands of how to do: with orange peel or orange peel, the skin on the juice out of one o'clock, in addition to wiping went
56. Converse canvas shoes how to clean these ?
with a soft cloth, in fact, stockings to be all right, with detergent, wash clean, not to hurt the shoes!
57. Pepsi down on the toilet floor tiles, half an hour to rub, to dirt, not to hurt the tiles do not know will not be a luxury.
58. Chuanbei stew Sydney Bingtang Shui for coughs wonders, Chuanbei available in pharmacies, so that each 10 grams twice a day, to drink hot the last time I cough a month to eat drug injections no good, then drink the sugar water is a few days to heal, and her friends listen to me with this prescription cough the two.
59. ringworm cats if the length of the cat, the affected area of the hair shaved clean, and then cast a day called
60. recommendation gourd of water, cut their own home-grown gourd vines can also be connected to, if not on the 20 TAOBAO bottle, more than 400 ml, awesome ~ I love to dig what blackheads, digging his face on the red, mask with a loofah 2 days of water deposited on the largely gone, and the way white close pores. Taobao directly bought a case of home
61. summer long prickly heat easily, often with leaves or honeysuckle Hot water bath can be avoided from the prickly heat, skin becomes slippery, good results
62. Alipay playing with money, the provincial bank transfer fee. Upper limit of 10,000 yuan per day if
63. Eating out, soup, put their own point of vinegar, the taste is definitely anti-virus effect
64. Autumn and winter dry after shampooing hair blown dry in 8 minutes olive oil wiping point, anti-dry split ends, the next day feeling will not frizz Oh, do not wipe more than 8
65. throat lit a cup of salt water dry up early, to swallow a mouthful slowly, a few future natural healing
Fengyoujing many organic compounds can be dissolved, correction fluid, glue stick on the table, but I have not tried a cold nose ventilation laundry
can or bottle of water vapor cup smoked two minutes nose to clear the
cold cold soak in boiling water for Ai, feet, the effect is very good (when Ai is inserted in the Dragon Boat Festival on the door that the plant)
66. vaseline is a good thing for many mouth .. sensitive skin can use it as lip balm students, that is great ..
67. with a clear plastic bag around one end of the first nail clippers to avoid the time bomb full of nails are
68. Massage feet with Vaseline, and then wear socks to bed the next day, to give you a pair of pink feet.
69. sleep, stuffed nose, rough, his face covered in a small handkerchief (to be thin), had a moment on the ventilation of the nose.
70. eat tomatoes to help intractable constipation
casserole buy a new cutting board (wooden) soaked in water for one night to crack
a cup of tea stains scrub with toothpaste (in front of many friends that been really useful to emphasize)
stubborn oil deal with Mr. Wittmann (especially cleaning the kitchen tiles have a sprayed a few seconds to get a rub
71. 0.025% of the dimension A acid cream: an occasional acne before going to bed painted Peas, and it basically disappeared on.
hepudiod: Peas on the consumer after consumer pock, pock this is Fuxin Sheng, hormone-free, effective.
Rose Hip Oil: not expensive, painted scars well, including old scars, the calf had been knock a small mark now basically eliminated, but may often rub and massage.
72. for everyone to recommend a really very good and affordable to not work with the mask: the snow is perfect
domestic products, like Hong Kong there are a lot of people, then as a general maintenance
is really good, and I grew up with a lot of acne are not effective, sophomore with a bottle of snow perfect Indian essence and acne-free toner, miraculously well, it works!!!
73. buy a soft white sugar instead of white sugar; find a clean plastic box and a bag part of the soft white sugar; and then put some water, not too much, nor too small, and soft white sugar is probably like 1:3; that the sugar is to prevent the wetting effect is too strong sugar face scrub wear thin; wait to take over when the wash directly on it.
1 washed first with about face, her face wet
2 film has been moistened cotton to take sugar (about half a tablespoon, or you see the amount of the do it) wiping his face, where there is focus on wiping where Indian children, the other part of the course can also be used.
3 Do not worry in the face of grinding, let the sugar dissolve in the face of it, then start to get started face cleanser , gently massage the face with water until the sugar completely dissolved, washed with water on it (you can also put sugar and rub cleanser in the palm of the first moment, and then together to face).
4 If Do you think washing is not very clean, because there may be some sticky sugar, take a small amount of facial wash look.
a day or two there is a very significant results, a few days off effect is significant.
sensitive to muscle MM Take the first skin test on the body, if friends do not feel bad.
74. home made soy milk soya bean dregs left behind when not to throw away, wash every morning and evening to face, that is, and the consultation face gently with warm water, wash in cold water and then look to the future shrink pores, and that face is tender and white ah. Anyway, this skin is oil on my dry and sensitive people, super useful, very refreshing, they will not be dry ~
75. summer sandals wear heels, cream and vinegar with a cheap tune about, peeling skin rejuvenation particularly good year so that my mother painted foot heel, feels better than soft ~ ~ ~ ~ Even better results with Cuozi setback
76. ** blackhead removal methods **
blackhead on the nose is very unsightly, often hand to squeeze and left their mark, in fact, in the face after washing , stick some thin salt with your fingers lightly on both sides of the friction in the nose, and then rinsing with clean water, blackhead will be cleaned, the pores have become smaller.
** nosebleed **
flow treatment nosebleed time, if the left nostril flow, breathe out on the right ear and immediately stop the bleeding! and vice versa. Do not ask me how to do both nostrils to flow, if you really suffer so much, I suggest you go to the hospital. < br> ** **
fruit treatment of oral ulcers mouth ulcers, use of vitamin C attached to the ulcer, so it dissolves, the ulcer base just fine...
** eyes off the dust * *
eyes into small dust, shut our eyes and cough hard a few times, the dust will be his eyes out.
77. sweeping fur balls when the ground is not a clean sweep of the class. If at home a bad hole in the stockings, do not throw to set the broom on the water stockings wet. and then, when sweeping the floor, plush balls, floating dust would gradually getting on a broom stick, very clean and very convenient
78. 3m of Post acne acne pus that have been long very very very useful coconut fragrant bath oils Watson
easy to use and cheap, run out after a very moist, I could not Alice Alice legs, skin, clothes slippery birds
dye ink can be rubbed with a clean vegetable juice
Taomi Shui (to be forced scrub rice) under the slurry deposited on the face, dry, dead skin after rubbing the face can go
rub face with hot rice balls to clear pores in the garbage and stick to it can go to open the rice cooker black
about the water vapor that is the most replenishment
79. Corn: Corn was both long in the fingers or other similar cocoon at the bar, take smoked a day, several times, contact two or three days, like a ~ ~ back ever, and never relapse ~ ~ ~ This recipe is like Yin Fang, and me and my friends experience, super effective
80 . appears to squeeze the toothpaste out of the fact is there is also a lot, I was pinching the two ends of toothpaste, and then buckle in whatever edge of the desktop, hard pull, from bottom to top, piled on top on the toothpaste, This trick works well, whether it is plastic pipe or aluminum, can be out a lot.
81. When a bubble tea bags, finished side of the eyes, apply a 20-minute one, you can eliminate bags under the eyes and dark circles. on the big bags under the eyes of the people are very effective, best time to get up to do, and, preferably green tea or black tea.
1. hiccups when the tongue with sugar! Burp like a drink when your nose, burp, when the middle finger pulp pinch force with the thumb. Not a
2. Every day of the Shanghai medicated soap red feet, wash your socks insoles mysterious, can go to foot odor.
3. mango turn the gas on a few seconds, then peel the skin on the good
4. tomato afraid of pesticides, scalded with boiling water, the skin to peel to the
5. to say the people on earth are know, if the clothes are not careful on the oil drop, before doing the laundry, keep clothes are dry, then place the drip drops of detergent, then rub the two, wash, then there would be no child out mimeographed
6. there is sand or foreign objects into the eyes, immediately spit, spit more, and then stop blinking, try a hundred Braun's
7. home has a lot of cups of tea stains, you can use toothpaste brush, wipe the tea stains, and a brush to Come away
8. white shoe brush with the tissue paper finish drying in the sun exposure, will be white ~!
9. back of the Peas, sulfur soap with bath salts or Shanghai, persist for some time to go
10. Vitamin E coated eyelashes, eyelashes would get rough and long
11. with mosquito coils lit near the wart, and slowly roast it, take the further step to continue until the roast stand about a week or so go to the root of the wart on their own. . .
12. oral ulcer with white wine, such as feeling numb not to spit. (Alcoholism big swallow too). Several times a day, a few days like
13. Governance prescriptions rhinitis, nasal saline wash. This is nicely
to say, every time I keep telling people that the salt into the warm water, sucked from the nose, and then from the mouth, a lot of people feel very sick, the whole do not believe, but I Personality that we are a family of three has been cured.
14. Think about the songs, many sites only provide lyrics, but a lot has already been downloaded to your temporary folder (C: Documents and Settings zl Local Settings Temporary Internet Files), to Inside copy and paste to another folder on it
15. After a mosquito bites a package with a ballpoint pen drawing laps around the bite can itch
16. Shanghai sulfur soap can also be used in addition armpit slight sweat Oh! ! ! !
I used to buy a piece of the summer, water on a thick coat in the arm, if done to add a little water, so that slurry from the day, at the shower, wash. Thus it twice, the whole summer without any sweat antiperspirant sweat exposed or something.
17. before the hand is always a long frostbite, Cayao Well, next year still. Later, my father did not know where to learn, later in the winter, every day just to boil the water cannons and pepper ginger . so let me a little cold water, hot little hands. The key is to try to heat the water, as long as you can stand it, the more heat the better. but do not boiled Kazakhstan. that persist for some time, my hand no regeneration frostbite.
18. chronic pharyngitis can brush your teeth with salt water every morning, I was doing two years from broken.
19. fried fish with ginger rub the pot before .. do not stick Rights
20. with soap and water to wash the floor tiles, the effect is called an okay
21. super good stuff - the wind oil fine! Insect itch, you can go to stains, ballpoint pen and India in particular, a rub gone.
22. talcum powder sprinkled on the surface of white sneakers, can prevent dirty.
23. sticky paper exposing not down, facing the blow with a hair dryer a few minutes, it is easy to be taken off.
24. the diluted lemon juice evenly on the hair spray, hair dryer hot air drying, hair was slightly red wine, like a dyed the same Oh!
25. stomach pain, press the tiger's mouth hole
26. length of frostbite to the use of fire burned white Luo Buqie article, frostbite hot wipe at once a day until chilblains disappeared, the students tried, the second No longer in length
27. Doudou very serious squeeze toothpaste in the above points, swelling fast, just 2 hours or so will wash off, or piece of skin will bite black
28. do not drink After the big Coke bottle, you can put less likely to leak over Oh, the bottle down, the water can block the air intake was the only
29. nosebleeds, they can shoot hand-dipped in cold water neck, You can also hook the middle finger with both hands for some time
30. TX family has put a lot of long damp tea ~ If no oil is not serious to clean pot, simmer slowly roasted, as long as 2 minutes to OK the ~ Well If do not want to drink chilled in the refrigerator for use indoors, find a cloth to wrap it well, on the corner of the refrigerator, environmental protection than deodorant special ~ ~ one more big one to put the egg can be used 2,3 weeks ~ so terrifying when he can throw the ~ or cleaning the sink with it! Oh well ~ Do not use water, the friction on the walls directly in the tank to the oil Oh ~!
31. nail polish on the nails after soaking in cold water, will dry very quickly
32. girls stockings sharp objects more easily scratch, bought and placed in the refrigerator for a while in the frozen , so wear is not very easy to broken.
33. with their own saliva applied to the small wound on the outside (especially bruises, scratches, etc.), very helpful for healing wounds.
34. I heard a white Luo Boqie born in the rust stains on the best places to drop a few minutes to make a little incision ~ by smashing, white radish juice to the infiltrated a little bit, and then hold a few clothes minutes to add laundry soap with water and rub the rust on a few can try out ~ TX ~ ~
35. Cosmetics Tips:
mascara did not quite Toner alcohol or baby oil or eye
syrup poured nail polish nail polish dry
nail polish dry faster than frozen mid
Moisturizer cream skin care products instead of cream
36. sucker suction is not strong: a hot water 2 eggs Qing 3 sweetened condensed milk
37. Overnight with water or tea tea will be long painted eyelashes, one week effective ~ ~ (free to Tu)
38. Summer as hot or sweaty, and I will grow back a little capsules things, with full of cucumber, or aloe rub before bed time, do not wash. twenty-three days like the
39. by a mosquito bite, the fastest way is coated with soap after cleaning the bathroom about
40. If the clothes are not stained with tomato juice or other fruit juice carefully and immediately wipe with a damp paper towel, which can be removed without leaving any traces (I have experimented with a white dress.)
41. because the tea leaves that cup if tea stains, you can use the letter after the wet (I do not know now who still do) rubbed, very useful, especially porcelain.
42. eat more tomatoes can cure dark circles, eating habits and then stay up all night working hard a matter will not have dark circles are not Mianyoucaise. I do not know VC or other elements at work.
43. a diamond ornaments painted layer of transparent nail polish, diamond is not easy out
44. taking a shower when the skin on the back and forth rubbing salt
one can go dead
Second, you can lose weight
gray skin after bath often drops tender. Salt is salt in general. If you want to lose weight is to cut down the location of designated circle ~
45. Extinction approach calf meat, and then his legs to do a bike upside down. I was kicking every time a song, the effect is really good
46. Adhere to the morning drink warm honey and water, the skin will get better yo
47. If the eyes are sty, the middle finger wrapped with cotton thread, After the trap, tie a knot, pulling the thread back and forth. If the eyes are long, then wrapped both hands on the middle finger, the method above. I do not know the expression is not clear. This approach is very effective, and my mom just had Dad's hordeolum cured. Sty with lines tied to the middle finger is because that is the root of the pericardium and the triple burner meridian through the place. If the filling to the late signs of pus, out of that stimulating this point, but also keep the eye with a hot towel compress, and my sty is such a good, very effective.
48. because the mother and all over the carpet so that some love the treatment on Blanket ~
1. Soy sauce, vinegar, milk, ice cream, drinks, dirty carpet, can be squeezed with a cloth dipped in warm water after the draw, and then scrub alcohol Oh
2. Pools of blood stained the carpet can be cleaned in cold water, then rub salt water or lemon juice. Oh can not use hot water because of the blood coagulation when heated, will cement the
49. If you sing the words of K sang the first home I remember a few cup of hot lemon honey Oh ~ ~
50. Laptop accidentally spilled the water or oil to the point of what can be temporarily under the first blow with a hair dryer, and then shut down not to call in before Oh, do not re-start with Oh, this will help repair Kazakhstan
51. detergent Oh, it hurts like a shoe Converse canvas shoes, white rubber toe and 4 weeks whitewashed Collage is like toothpaste, sun, prolonged sun exposure do not remember Oh
52. books or materials are water wet and then dry with a little dry heavy compression than its a good book put plastic bags in the fridge and it frozen layer of ice cream a chance to sleep through half the book will become like the original Oh
53. Luoli Si pomade < br> hot over a decade made twice a year, and never burn to do maintenance, just finished first put a little of the dry hair and hair oil. Never burns the hair split ends, dry hair and shape the future and no spray water bottle will not open. I originally thought that his hair is good, too disabled, or switch to other foreign brands, the result immediately dried yellow split ends. Cheap, more than three money, just be careful not to wipe too much, the hair may feel more oil. Lianhua Supermarket small sale
54. Jujube day a sheep eye + + longan boiled soup (a bowl of the weight is enough), it called for a return pseudomyopia good effect, for the true myopia, but also a significant improvement in visual acuity results, and I belong to the latter. However, easy to get angry to eat like this every day, so pay attention to it!
55. correction fluid (correction fluid) get in the hands of how to do: with orange peel or orange peel, the skin on the juice out of one o'clock, in addition to wiping went
56. Converse canvas shoes how to clean these ?
with a soft cloth, in fact, stockings to be all right, with detergent, wash clean, not to hurt the shoes!
57. Pepsi down on the toilet floor tiles, half an hour to rub, to dirt, not to hurt the tiles do not know will not be a luxury.
58. Chuanbei stew Sydney Bingtang Shui for coughs wonders, Chuanbei available in pharmacies, so that each 10 grams twice a day, to drink hot the last time I cough a month to eat drug injections no good, then drink the sugar water is a few days to heal, and her friends listen to me with this prescription cough the two.
59. ringworm cats if the length of the cat, the affected area of the hair shaved clean, and then cast a day called
60. recommendation gourd of water, cut their own home-grown gourd vines can also be connected to, if not on the 20 TAOBAO bottle, more than 400 ml, awesome ~ I love to dig what blackheads, digging his face on the red, mask with a loofah 2 days of water deposited on the largely gone, and the way white close pores. Taobao directly bought a case of home
61. summer long prickly heat easily, often with leaves or honeysuckle Hot water bath can be avoided from the prickly heat, skin becomes slippery, good results
62. Alipay playing with money, the provincial bank transfer fee. Upper limit of 10,000 yuan per day if
63. Eating out, soup, put their own point of vinegar, the taste is definitely anti-virus effect
64. Autumn and winter dry after shampooing hair blown dry in 8 minutes olive oil wiping point, anti-dry split ends, the next day feeling will not frizz Oh, do not wipe more than 8
65. throat lit a cup of salt water dry up early, to swallow a mouthful slowly, a few future natural healing
Fengyoujing many organic compounds can be dissolved, correction fluid, glue stick on the table, but I have not tried a cold nose ventilation laundry
can or bottle of water vapor cup smoked two minutes nose to clear the
cold cold soak in boiling water for Ai, feet, the effect is very good (when Ai is inserted in the Dragon Boat Festival on the door that the plant)
66. vaseline is a good thing for many mouth .. sensitive skin can use it as lip balm students, that is great ..
67. with a clear plastic bag around one end of the first nail clippers to avoid the time bomb full of nails are
68. Massage feet with Vaseline, and then wear socks to bed the next day, to give you a pair of pink feet.
69. sleep, stuffed nose, rough, his face covered in a small handkerchief (to be thin), had a moment on the ventilation of the nose.
70. eat tomatoes to help intractable constipation
casserole buy a new cutting board (wooden) soaked in water for one night to crack
a cup of tea stains scrub with toothpaste (in front of many friends that been really useful to emphasize)
stubborn oil deal with Mr. Wittmann (especially cleaning the kitchen tiles have a sprayed a few seconds to get a rub
71. 0.025% of the dimension A acid cream: an occasional acne before going to bed painted Peas, and it basically disappeared on.
hepudiod: Peas on the consumer after consumer pock, pock this is Fuxin Sheng, hormone-free, effective.
Rose Hip Oil: not expensive, painted scars well, including old scars, the calf had been knock a small mark now basically eliminated, but may often rub and massage.
72. for everyone to recommend a really very good and affordable to not work with the mask: the snow is perfect
domestic products, like Hong Kong there are a lot of people, then as a general maintenance
is really good, and I grew up with a lot of acne are not effective, sophomore with a bottle of snow perfect Indian essence and acne-free toner, miraculously well, it works!!!
73. buy a soft white sugar instead of white sugar; find a clean plastic box and a bag part of the soft white sugar; and then put some water, not too much, nor too small, and soft white sugar is probably like 1:3; that the sugar is to prevent the wetting effect is too strong sugar face scrub wear thin; wait to take over when the wash directly on it.
1 washed first with about face, her face wet
2 film has been moistened cotton to take sugar (about half a tablespoon, or you see the amount of the do it) wiping his face, where there is focus on wiping where Indian children, the other part of the course can also be used.
3 Do not worry in the face of grinding, let the sugar dissolve in the face of it, then start to get started face cleanser , gently massage the face with water until the sugar completely dissolved, washed with water on it (you can also put sugar and rub cleanser in the palm of the first moment, and then together to face).
4 If Do you think washing is not very clean, because there may be some sticky sugar, take a small amount of facial wash look.
a day or two there is a very significant results, a few days off effect is significant.
sensitive to muscle MM Take the first skin test on the body, if friends do not feel bad.
74. home made soy milk soya bean dregs left behind when not to throw away, wash every morning and evening to face, that is, and the consultation face gently with warm water, wash in cold water and then look to the future shrink pores, and that face is tender and white ah. Anyway, this skin is oil on my dry and sensitive people, super useful, very refreshing, they will not be dry ~
75. summer sandals wear heels, cream and vinegar with a cheap tune about, peeling skin rejuvenation particularly good year so that my mother painted foot heel, feels better than soft ~ ~ ~ ~ Even better results with Cuozi setback
76. ** blackhead removal methods **
blackhead on the nose is very unsightly, often hand to squeeze and left their mark, in fact, in the face after washing , stick some thin salt with your fingers lightly on both sides of the friction in the nose, and then rinsing with clean water, blackhead will be cleaned, the pores have become smaller.
** nosebleed **
flow treatment nosebleed time, if the left nostril flow, breathe out on the right ear and immediately stop the bleeding! and vice versa. Do not ask me how to do both nostrils to flow, if you really suffer so much, I suggest you go to the hospital. < br> ** **
fruit treatment of oral ulcers mouth ulcers, use of vitamin C attached to the ulcer, so it dissolves, the ulcer base just fine...
** eyes off the dust * *
eyes into small dust, shut our eyes and cough hard a few times, the dust will be his eyes out.
77. sweeping fur balls when the ground is not a clean sweep of the class. If at home a bad hole in the stockings, do not throw to set the broom on the water stockings wet. and then, when sweeping the floor, plush balls, floating dust would gradually getting on a broom stick, very clean and very convenient
78. 3m of Post acne acne pus that have been long very very very useful coconut fragrant bath oils Watson
easy to use and cheap, run out after a very moist, I could not Alice Alice legs, skin, clothes slippery birds
dye ink can be rubbed with a clean vegetable juice
Taomi Shui (to be forced scrub rice) under the slurry deposited on the face, dry, dead skin after rubbing the face can go
rub face with hot rice balls to clear pores in the garbage and stick to it can go to open the rice cooker black
about the water vapor that is the most replenishment
79. Corn: Corn was both long in the fingers or other similar cocoon at the bar, take smoked a day, several times, contact two or three days, like a ~ ~ back ever, and never relapse ~ ~ ~ This recipe is like Yin Fang, and me and my friends experience, super effective
80 . appears to squeeze the toothpaste out of the fact is there is also a lot, I was pinching the two ends of toothpaste, and then buckle in whatever edge of the desktop, hard pull, from bottom to top, piled on top on the toothpaste, This trick works well, whether it is plastic pipe or aluminum, can be out a lot.
81. When a bubble tea bags, finished side of the eyes, apply a 20-minute one, you can eliminate bags under the eyes and dark circles. on the big bags under the eyes of the people are very effective, best time to get up to do, and, preferably green tea or black tea.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
When you borrow money from family and friends !
Motivation, but sometimes also because this is not the damage from the fuzzy paste. In particular, borrowing the money thing, a slow middle urgent, there is really fake, a lot of time to put us out of kindness to do good, get the end of the time was injured. My own feeling is that the so-called family friends and relatives to borrow money and never borrow more than is even less, and we take the time Ken Ken, but when Leng Leng, because of the family, know that you do since the vision of the old Ming embarrassed, so The borrower Yang Bailao as worse than the heart, but as an outsider if you dun do too, and finally inside and outside is not exactly who would be you, it is because of this, more families will be willing to you to borrow money When the principle that a bit awkward, but good after that can reduce the number of embarrassing, or within the family, neither the rules, much less accomplished. Second, the rules of rational beings, as in I have the following rules: to help brothers and sisters of the generation , in principle, to help the next generation; help people to help patients who do not eat rich, investment and operation of things do not come to me; elders how many polite, less the same generation and from generation to go along with weddings and funerals were almost; really need love I visual relief, but do not borrow money, which is necessary if it is needed most, I borrowed the money you do not intend to you, so the day has become my heart. The third initiative to understand the needs of their families, providing appropriate financial support Sometimes you can clear the appropriate topic (such as the family's medical fund), I would particularly those funded to carry out public activities, particularly family and determined to force the brothers and sisters (the equivalent of more points they force me to the point of resources ), some older and frail family members point and I will be the appropriate means. by and by, by the principle: first, its not easy to speak to borrow money, as long as possible their stay a little bit down to be their own support. If borrowed, often to lend you money to people contact, one that your gratitude, and second, people think you're not burning bridges. The date must pay back the money to say clear and we must find ways to pay off within the said period, the other is best to write IOUs (number of 5,000 and above). If it is by? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
we talk about how they are balanced in all aspects to do?
we talk about how they are balanced in all aspects to do?
So fucking brilliant the
Now women are really great. Unconsciously big belly, have a child no father!
2. childhood toys when we have friends, grown up friends to take us as toys.
3. you can not make everyone satisfied, because not all are people.
4. Life is like toilet paper, nothing to pull as little as possible,!
5. a husband how to? There is also the goalkeeper the ball into it!
6. Who is who her husband? Temporary workers are his mother!
7. If you see the shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you!
8. travels to brothels were not old, please use the benevolence Shenbao
9. nothing more than the poorest beggar, immortality will eventually succeed
10. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - the last all the students he killed the
11. Do not always take your identity to me that people tell the story of that society B!
you again ye Baidu search Niubi not you?
you re strong and you choked up in urine?
-12. In any situation, can not play with other people, who will be playing to play.
You Xinyan you again, nor the most powerful one.
13. the world if not the most pleasant I love you, but your tumor is benign!
14. saliva is used to Shuchao Piao, not in terms of justification for using
15. should not look to see, not to say do not say, should not listen do not listen, should not be thought not,
please concentrate The hit you on the soy sauce
-16. man's lies can lie to deceive a woman can deceive a woman's night life, a man
17. If possible, the more some people prefer a strong admiration for the poor people can not be too weak!
18. the world's only need to be able to get only age!
19. Do not brag force, please return Niubi cattle, because cattle need sex!
20. Large Qi Dabei see, what ups and downs to see friends.
21. We only have one Earth, we have to protect the planet;
earth is only one me, so we have to take good care of me!
22. money is not necessarily a proper way, do not dare to dare to touch the grass.
23. happy to laugh, not a moment too happy to laugh again
24. Although flowers Lord, I'll loose soil. Unofficially crowned, hoe ruthless ...
25. To the new friends girlfriend when around her waist, rather than standing hand pointing
26. Go the fastest is the most beautiful scenery is the deepest hurt the most real emotions
27. The greatest tragedy is not that you do not get or lose, but you do not know what you want What!
28. grow up, why so hard, just because a child blowing rocks!
29. the so-called successful woman is one special day NB, night special B N
30. If someone is willing to his side, even without any language only in the side, I think it is a kind of happiness, even if lost everything, as long as the stop and look around, there must be someone you see it. Please do not hurt, do not despair, in any case, do not forget that he is by no means alone in the.
31. Shit on your head may not be the enemy of the heap you pull out from the feces may not be friends
32. I can not do everything I want, but I should be doing all I can do.
33. with urine when the urine directly be urine. mo so no urine Air shake birds
34. no matter what time to call, pick up the smile when you, because someone can feel.
35. God gave us emotions, we confused They become the sex and violence
36. with a contented heart, is better than riches. If you want to be happy, do not let your flies depressed, you want to be happy, not to increase wealth, but lower desires.
37. to find a person who likes talking marriage, because when the older of the future, you'll find that chatting is a great advantage.
38. as long as the hoe dance well, how can there be a corner dug down.
39. So far, the earth on my feet.
40. mind if there is no resting places, where are the Rangers!
41. Do not believe that never close their eyes when kissing partner.
42. the best relationship exists in the love of others than for others demands on them.
43. no capability of Man loading force, there are people pretending to force with the capability of
44. Although I am not dead, but the legend of my arena there
45 . people can not put money into the grave. But money to take people to the grave.
46. nonsense is the relationship of the first sentence
47. see through let alone through, remain friends.
48. attracted to a man's way is so that he has not; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
49. man, is training the upper body, lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
50. to see beauty in the street, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
51. many, many pretty girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
52. men like mountains and rivers, because they feel the country is only a woman can make their heart
53. little time is the least he can be a valuable vegetable vendors to two dime STUFF
54. When we put more on the emotional love, friendship can often make you move only the last family
55. The so-called loyalty, betrayal of chips just because enough!
56. you asked me to roll, I roll, you call me back, I'm sorry too far gone.
2. childhood toys when we have friends, grown up friends to take us as toys.
3. you can not make everyone satisfied, because not all are people.
4. Life is like toilet paper, nothing to pull as little as possible,!
5. a husband how to? There is also the goalkeeper the ball into it!
6. Who is who her husband? Temporary workers are his mother!
7. If you see the shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you!
8. travels to brothels were not old, please use the benevolence Shenbao
9. nothing more than the poorest beggar, immortality will eventually succeed
10. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - the last all the students he killed the
11. Do not always take your identity to me that people tell the story of that society B!
you again ye Baidu search Niubi not you?
you re strong and you choked up in urine?
-12. In any situation, can not play with other people, who will be playing to play.
You Xinyan you again, nor the most powerful one.
13. the world if not the most pleasant I love you, but your tumor is benign!
14. saliva is used to Shuchao Piao, not in terms of justification for using
15. should not look to see, not to say do not say, should not listen do not listen, should not be thought not,
please concentrate The hit you on the soy sauce
-16. man's lies can lie to deceive a woman can deceive a woman's night life, a man
17. If possible, the more some people prefer a strong admiration for the poor people can not be too weak!
18. the world's only need to be able to get only age!
19. Do not brag force, please return Niubi cattle, because cattle need sex!
20. Large Qi Dabei see, what ups and downs to see friends.
21. We only have one Earth, we have to protect the planet;
earth is only one me, so we have to take good care of me!
22. money is not necessarily a proper way, do not dare to dare to touch the grass.
23. happy to laugh, not a moment too happy to laugh again
24. Although flowers Lord, I'll loose soil. Unofficially crowned, hoe ruthless ...
25. To the new friends girlfriend when around her waist, rather than standing hand pointing
26. Go the fastest is the most beautiful scenery is the deepest hurt the most real emotions
27. The greatest tragedy is not that you do not get or lose, but you do not know what you want What!
28. grow up, why so hard, just because a child blowing rocks!
29. the so-called successful woman is one special day NB, night special B N
30. If someone is willing to his side, even without any language only in the side, I think it is a kind of happiness, even if lost everything, as long as the stop and look around, there must be someone you see it. Please do not hurt, do not despair, in any case, do not forget that he is by no means alone in the.
31. Shit on your head may not be the enemy of the heap you pull out from the feces may not be friends
32. I can not do everything I want, but I should be doing all I can do.
33. with urine when the urine directly be urine. mo so no urine Air shake birds
34. no matter what time to call, pick up the smile when you, because someone can feel.
35. God gave us emotions, we confused They become the sex and violence
36. with a contented heart, is better than riches. If you want to be happy, do not let your flies depressed, you want to be happy, not to increase wealth, but lower desires.
37. to find a person who likes talking marriage, because when the older of the future, you'll find that chatting is a great advantage.
38. as long as the hoe dance well, how can there be a corner dug down.
39. So far, the earth on my feet.
40. mind if there is no resting places, where are the Rangers!
41. Do not believe that never close their eyes when kissing partner.
42. the best relationship exists in the love of others than for others demands on them.
43. no capability of Man loading force, there are people pretending to force with the capability of
44. Although I am not dead, but the legend of my arena there
45 . people can not put money into the grave. But money to take people to the grave.
46. nonsense is the relationship of the first sentence
47. see through let alone through, remain friends.
48. attracted to a man's way is so that he has not; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
49. man, is training the upper body, lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
50. to see beauty in the street, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
51. many, many pretty girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
52. men like mountains and rivers, because they feel the country is only a woman can make their heart
53. little time is the least he can be a valuable vegetable vendors to two dime STUFF
54. When we put more on the emotional love, friendship can often make you move only the last family
55. The so-called loyalty, betrayal of chips just because enough!
56. you asked me to roll, I roll, you call me back, I'm sorry too far gone.
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