1, the soldiers asked the company commander: stepping on a mine during combat supposed to? Very angry that the company commander: *, can we supposed to? Worn away according to the compensation price.
2, for a long time the information I received your ink very distressed
I thought of death had been cut with potato chips hit with tofu overshoot pulse skip by parachute on the floor
been hanging with noodles may have Mexican death as you please I have a meal
Chengsi I forget
3, if you feel my heart dig dig cool cool, call me my phone! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, talk about work, press 2 to talk about life, please press 3, to I introduced the object, press 5, I eat, please say so, and find I borrow money, please hang up.
4, monkeys, giraffes married, filed for divorce after one year giraffe: I'll never have that day jumping up and down it! Monkey furious: to leave off! Who has seen a mouth had to climb trees pro!
5, Fish said: Please receive text messages. Elephant stool in the center row, an ant was passing through, it looked at the rise of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sing: Yeah Rights cable, which is the Tibetan Plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~
7, you have grown up, some things you should know: the day, is used to wind and rain; land, is used to take a long long grass; I, is used to prove that human beings are more than great; you are used to stew vermicelli.
8, but no band in the railway next to the large paper, do not worry, the train will remind you: pants rub pants rub pants rub! No one on the river with a large paper, do not worry, the frog will tell you: stick scratch, scratch stick, stick stick scratch!
9, but money can not buy a house buy a house, can buy the marriage but can not buy love, you can buy watches and clocks, but can not buy time, money is not everything, but is a source of pain, your money to me, let me bear the pain of a man now!
10, God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too tired! And you, and by chance! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far! Oh, how I can do this? I can not eat like you want to get chopsticks, bowls swallow!
11, give you 12 Lunar New Year, I wish you a smart as a mouse, strong as a bull, brave as the tiger, cute, such as rabbits, self-confidence as a dragon, like a snake charming, romantic, such as horses, tame as sheep, naughty monkey as beauty such as chicken, loyal as a dog, looks like a pig!
12, accidentally stepped on a gibbon chimpanzee pulling the stool, gibbons gentle help of their carefully cleaned after they fall in love, people ask how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
13, the lion and the bear in the tree, respectively, stool, a month later, the Lions found themselves stool next to the trees grow thick tree than the bear, then said something full of vicissitudes of philosophy - the lion feces wins to bear it!
14, thought a number, use it with 52.8, multiplied by 5, then by area 3.9343, divided by 0.5, and finally that in mind, minus the number of times, the answer is very romantic Oh!
15, you put in the office rang the old fart, my colleagues could not help but say you can not but speak out. And then they see you sitting there shaking trembling to and fro, and asked what are you doing, you answer that I tune into the vibration!
16, Dear God, please bless those who do not call me, do not pass me a note, not to miss my friends: May the Lord fell into the toilet to go to their mobile phones it, Amen !
17, is said you can ruthless, lying horizontal in the theater account for four seats, people call you up, you only twice fixed place hum, the security here, said: Friends cruel, Which Road to the? You bite, said: upstairs hallway fell off!
18, you think you think you read, you find a painter to paint, put your stick in the cup, drink all day watching you - happy? A cup of boiling water burn yourself to death you!
19, Dear users, this time we deduct from your calls 20 per dedicated to the cause of the Palestinian national liberation, for all the Palestinian autonomous government decided to give you the name of the Arab world, the lofty title: The . Schaller Pakistan!
20, knowledge of the United States, is make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
21, I only care about care about you care about is whether I care about you care about me, I care about you and care about you I care I care about care about you like you care about me, small for gestational age, You look at Halo!
22, heard of it? Review of past life five hundred times, only in exchange for a life rub shoulders, as close friends like you and me, last generation do not seem to light his mother turning back!
23, made two careless *** create *** face value of 15 yuan, the two decided to get the remote mountainous areas to spend, when they get a 15 yuan to buy a 1 yuan candied fruit is good, they cry, farmers find their two 7's
24, your life portrayal:-year-old learn to take a bath - self-cleaning pigs; two-year-old brilliant - boar Mao; Three-year-old find a job - Pig career; four-year-old hired servants - pigs get commission; five-year-old learned to play basketball - Pig vote!
25, a year-old boy took a year-old girl's hand and said: I certainly can, we are not one person in two years! I quarreled with them, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! Did not see you as a pig!
27, one day, I tell you you are a pig, you say: I am a pig strange. So I started to call you pig strange. Finally one day you could not help but loudly announced in front of everyone: I am not a pig strange!
28, the most popular during the war in Iraq three words: peace peace, war, war. that found, to link these three English words read aloud three times, you'll usher in a great historical mystery. < br>
29, who
will fall in love,
not special;
cows eat grass
,
not special;
pig
will be by phone,
only special;
also press!
pig is really God!
wow cow! Will laugh!
spent pig is really cool!
30, there are two words always wanted to say to you today, the courage at last: the first one, I love you I love you; the second sentence of the first sentence do not really
31, psychological tests:
find themselves down by IQ pricey feel quite humorous
down by
feel down quite attractive appearance also felt by
Press down very handsome
test results:
quite shameless
32, in the vicissitudes of your brow I see in your eyes I see the confidence in your forehead I saw the years, I see your leek Chunchi Jian, go brush your teeth!
33, eat shit, bamboo mat held, Bu Xi, straminea 绱, Huang gather in harvest, monsters Zhan, hurried swine, Wo plutonium, shad tunnel, above a few words you know, is not found themselves in addition to eat shit on what will not it?
34, two cows were grazing. Which one said;
35, I have been an unknown knight in the arena, until one day the most mysterious legends met you, even called out your name, since then, I also have ringing in the rivers and lakes on the name : narrow pigs know!
36, marriage: house poor ugly one meter forty-nine
account
primary school education in rural shack three Susukida acre
pot of cold hot stove is not his wife,
throughout the year chain-drug messages solicit
girlfriend today
willing to join hands with the revolutionary road of any?
37, doctor: a do? has been a long time, can only use SMS bless you: happy day!
39, if the world's pigs have died? (Play a song) Answer: At least you
40,
been in court during the Qing,
carry a gun in the Northern Army,
down over shortage of Wuchang city, br> too busy to help the Northern Expedition,
wounded outside Nanchang,
over the wall of the Long March,
war behind enemy lines, steal sheep,
Who else better than me?
41,
warlord had said the king,
Grilled Pingjin battle over housing,
across the Yangtze River drink soup,
Yalu River fed the wolf,
shelling of Kinmen rub through bore,
returned fire in self-defense scolded Mother,
reform swept Huang,
Who else than I am mad?
42, a student, cuff was. Neurology, said: Fool, A side B side songs over and over, of course!
44,
nHZ! HS OM
to know that you could not guess,
can not read,
you take a closer look ah!
can not see it? Pinyin
you know it?
you have to have a limit stupid, right?
the phone upside down!
45, his father: 46, girl: I always felt like I was a child of your character exactly the same. Lover: Really, we both really nice ring. Girl: I love the kid lie. Lover: ...
47, a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I also just arrived.
< br> 48, and a man to jump, his wife shouted: Honey Do not impulse, our long way to go! Man hearing this, jumped down and whipped. Police said: You really should not have threatened him! 48
If the above are all seen friends, I can only say to you SORRY, delay your time ....
48 above and text, if you laugh one, please bother to make a Better Together alone, good life of peace
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