Lu-yu a strong man, being humiliated!
home, the woman and her husband insisted on a divorce!
husband puzzled, asked: br> 2,UGG boots cheap, the school is on the human body painting class, female models posed sitting there.
hands of a boy, said: about saliva and says loudly:
concern over his colleagues asked: .
widow with three children, the man with two children.
marriage, the man and the widow gave birth to a child.
day, the widow hastily ran to the man shouted: br>
panic widow cried:
naturally be sorry for his wife, so her husband wanted to use the weekend to compensate for her!
So, this Saturday, they will quack to do at that bed made out loud.
Suddenly, just listen to the old lady next door, knocked hard wall, shouting: prostitute was arrested! Fined 4,000 yuan and a receipt!
day, the butcher's wife found the receipt, but only 4,000 yuan know and did not know
butcher wife asked: 9 said, Two days does not marry you! suddenly embarrassed!
host once explained:
support and they say: Scene once again embarrassed!
saw the host shouted:
beauty gives a dollar, the beggar asked: branch.
doctor gave them condoms, the couple went home happy!
a few months, his wife was pregnant! So her husband was angry to find a doctor to theory!
doctors wonder asked: strolling the beautiful woman is the zoo, and finally she stopped in front of the monkey park. She was puzzled
asked administrators: value of the mating season! If you were into, you will come to you? a? br>
13, late at night, as a Boeing 747 pilot's husband came home, pound, knock on the door!
nervous wife asked: > geniuses who said:
few days later, the man came back referral, he said to the doctor: said: to a great reputation in the beauty salon.
beautician: We use the latest technology, 2 sides have done so is 1000 dollars! br>
Yan Fu: edges do have to 1000 ah?
a moment, he took a wife's phone, I'm feeling good up immediately!
his late home, my wife is mad noises and a man is very tired, so the woman is accused of troubles!
wife said: One day, a glamorous young woman and her husband to the park.
husband fishing at the lake, the young woman under a tree reading a book.
catch more than an hour, her husband went to the toilet urgency.
Then came an administrator, the administrator pointed fishing rod, to the young woman said: said: young woman was furious: you are a woman who also has a strong tool J ah!
when suddenly her husband call back.
wife got off the phone, the lover eagerly asked: later, scared to go now!
wife quickly shouted:
his wife: br>
her husband: said: ! Suddenly someone in the car, let go a big fart!
Xunde people are very uncomfortable, a beauty unbearable, so spit a few mouthfuls of bitter spittle: really care about it, eat it shell fart also spit!
on the car, the driver found that the children of long-Mei Fu's really ugly, it would be for Mei Fu said: So stare at the driver an fiercely angry went back inside!
At this time, Meifu next to a man, on the Mei Fu comfort: br>
22, a pair of lovers in the walk, the men can do to test whether the Shoushenruyu girlfriend!
asked his girlfriend: and hit him a slap in the face. : Continue to ask: limited!
marry before the rich man to seek the views of their friends: 90 years old this year, the success rate would definitely bigger! time.
after takeoff, the captain apologized to the passengers and announced that a free drink once you entertain visitors. When the attractive flight attendants
wheelbarrow over, the old man asked her for a glass of wine.
flight attendant then asked the lawyer sitting next to a glass of wine should not have, the lawyer replied: He immediately returned to the flight attendants wine,UGG shoes, quickly said: , a matter of course to go out and rent an apartment in together!
cohabitation work in the morning after the first day,Bailey UGG boots, an inattentive female colleagues in his feet ankle, walking limping!
to the office, after seeing a male colleagues, was surprised and said :br> 26, a man landed after bathing in the river, then came the ladies. Men hurriedly picked up a bucket of
deduction in the following modesty.
other two women approached, the woman said to him: :
prepared before the meeting, head coach of an incisive analysis of the strengths and weaknesses of the team: slow play assists; Bi Yuntao sound, playing in midfield. female students should bear the task of defending them, the three guards to do the ball into just where to go and attack their enemies Xia Sanlu, left with, before and after the clip chicken. Finally, we mention called 'Doors' goalkeeper, the ball to the front of the enemy is, it does not get shot!
imperial doctor a prescription:
but pale and thin one that macho, macho imperial doctor asked how the matter?
imperial doctor said:
day, the sister are watching, Sister approached, joked:
next day, the sister and sister to go out shopping, sun, big, sister is busy raising his hand to cover the sun!
sister before we get close and whispered:
husband and wife are very excited, but it turned out to be dark-skinned child!
husband complained that his wife said: Every time you go to bed, are not asked me to turn off the lights!
man smoking a cigarette and asked woman: to commit suicide, will not hurt the others! work early to go home!
home and found his wife and unit secretaries, and even having an affair!
scared Pharaoh quickly ran back to flat!
Pharaoh sighed and said: Elite write ad!
one brood in their brains, still nothing, self disgrace to the owner of the hospitality!
an assignment, he was ashamed, and handed the White said:
Viagra China slogan is: chest!
Adonis said quickly: It does not matter, but if other parts of your body like your elbow so hard, please go to my room.
the boss man asked:
man look and said: tricks are, in the following,Discount UGG boots, on your own!
wedding night, the generals who stripped his wife was about to climb things!
Suddenly, his wife put a big fart!
General suddenly surprised, immediately stop the action!
his wife asked: br> 37, experts of the market to purchase a buddy.
pretty waiter asked: : br> Mary suddenly silent blush!
38, an older married man encounters in the park one older unmarried woman!
suddenly out of a man on the joint: to management.
old man weeping, said: a lifetime to know that things can be eaten raw!
a motorized bed in the room caught their interest!
man said: to prepare pulled money out of his pocket.
beautiful seeing this, quickly stop, and said: finally returned home.
However, her husband came home to find his wife a baby in her arms!
wife asked her husband excited: br>
impatient wife, said:
wife: Then his wife had bitterly away.
next day, his wife dressed in a sexy red swimsuit, her husband walked in front, you can look at her husband or not.
third day, his wife and put on a more exaggerated sexy swimwear, still with her husband without looking up!
the fourth day, his wife just do not wear, standing naked in front of her husband.
At this time, her husband finally raised his head and said: husband and wife on vacation, live in hotels at night, ready to go to bed.
husband to his lovely wife said: > After hearing her husband, a wet blanket, said: , I never let it Come on! So he walked into a restaurant!
sexy waitress came up and asked: said: hen. After
bought a small cock, old cock fear that it will take his position, to the young rooster said: . At first, the chicken took the lead in her husband rushed out, followed by a small cock! Hens were all cheer!
ran four laps, gradually tired old cock, small cock seeing her husband will more than chicken, Suddenly he heard
saw the old man holding a gun, said angrily: a makeup beauty is chat.
a beauty asked: Men count up?!
At this time, swimming pool, the administrator came over and said: focus on questioning said:
female director, said:
female director shook his head and said: Director went on to say:
woman shouted: things! When traveling, passing a toilet, men want to go pee it!
happened a few foreigners also followed him into it.
not a moment, to see the man ran out of panic.
curious woman asked: ...
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