Go easy ah , not really cramps Kazakhstan
cattle were stopped by a traffic police: line, cursed:
Soon, another person said that the traffic police to stop cattle, cattle get off, traffic police, said: is the oil? Japanese are people too?
1. a wolf feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
2. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, and then put a second shot and third shot ... this time ... prisoners cry : the Big Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
3. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
4. Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', a day school to send his son, see 8 bus stop, then washed his son shouted: Huang Jun Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
5, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, bear to the mountains meet the tiger, scared the sickle, hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to your party members which still bears like to!
6, the farmer knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? The farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are smelling the sauce.
7. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: cut off
teacher said: Why?
Little said: because I'm too lazy
teacher said: too lazy to hand it will break?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
shaking legs to hold poles to a stone falls out,
passers-by to see a shock to think that I hit my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
8. B, C three trips together, a cold ... ...
night, we were all a bed to sleep, a sleep center.
middle of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and determine outsiders not connected ...
results, put a ass.
9.
once and several classmates went home to see his high school teacher,
it was an old man, and before leaving,
We left some fruit and gave the teacher,
but the teacher pulled tightly monitor laptop case, said:
All right. an ugly girl at the driver, said:
br>
11. a company manager, his secretary referred to the documents to the boss:
.
manager of receipt, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
proposed itinerary is finishing his luggage.
Pro starting the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: ? ;
12. a brother like fish. Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the death of two to seven,
as fresh. Work of a brother,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
sometimes do not die a quite a while.
a brother to go fishing with a net, hit the fish with the head of the handle.
attendants really could not stand,
come with the brother said:
50-year-old woman.
day visit to the male dormitory,
just a boy has not got anything in the ground scurrying ~
be any class immediately screamed
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
any classes left and left word:
such a large majority of what I have not seen,
What is your name ~
the student giant cold - -!!!
14. One day, A king shit in the toilet,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the toilet.
At this point, outside of the B king heard,
so loudly sang:
to:
separate,
graduate students in a campus named Willow.
in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the place North Division One bicycle parking,
prepared specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read,
once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
last desperate struggle for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is the Who, really beef X, so many bikes! a new English teacher,
he asked the future we must all answer in English to answer questions.
and then he started naming: NO.1.
he cried.
us Class 1, to stand up,
shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
my classmates scratched his head,
hold back for a long time Answer the sentence:
guide ~ ~ ~ (for the second tone)
17. One was admitted to Beijing University students and alumni in a conversation:
you're in Yunnan?
YES
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the examination was archery competition,
put a sign outside a kilometer,
write once a radio Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent fire, is the school.
18.
night in our dormitory or is going out with my wife all night playing field for,
back late,
call us to open the door,
and then we let them on the slogan,
king cover ground tiger,
Town Creek demon pagoda,
What What Ha Ha,
how yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat the yellow is definitely not open the door.
Once the fish under the winter night,
the wind is getting bigger,
a buddy die cold,
back to knock on the door,
nor a signal,
directly on That call,
eat shit eat my face is yellow,
quickly open the door.
sound of loud, we live in a building, 3rd floor heard. . . .
19. there is one, is listening to others say.
saying when the end of the poorest,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not dare to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we all skipped class the.
noon counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
not open, hears the bedroom slowly boss said / p>
20. University has a female student,
Beijing,
cold kind of humor.
after her about her entrance check point thing. Call to check hours units
check points.
found when the math scores,
phone report:
Hey, mathematics and Mongolia to the 60 points I had?
21. freshman, Shijiazhuang,
winter, cold day,
just the morning class time to eat,
all the way to go toward the cafeteria crowd ,
our class a few went before the library,
mouth big pond here, got a thin layer of ice,
few of us south of the ice to discuss the
surface can withstand the weight of a person,
Shaanxi boss from their own experiences when he jumped onto the ice,
said: No problem, see also leave it,
can not only walk but also enjoyed the it.
Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from a slowly sinking into the bottom of the pool,
hand waving to us but also to maintain the posture,
school most of the students were stunned to this wonderful moment.
boss reaction hsiang,
some thump to the shore,
and lightning to get up and run,
so we returned to the bedroom I saw the owner was in the bed said:
Needless to say, after whom mention, I destroy who.
22. a pain in his stomach when shopping
suddenly went into the corner so you can eat hot pot restaurants 199
would like to take a toilet to find happens with
I could not find all over the floor, so I went to a second
second floor is still decorated
empty nothing, but found a toilet close to the Use ! After
I went downstairs only to find empty
strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house
downstairs just how suddenly deserted it? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ...
So I approached the bar,
and asked: Hello? How no people?
At this point, I saw a male waiter from the bar to drill out the audience,
and speak:
Fuck! ... ... Just the stool falls from the ceiling fan when you hit
is not it? Count your lucky ......
23. High school about permutations and combinations, group to do problems. Lei
teacher cried out:
you can not stand row row head and tail,
there are many kinds of permutation? ... not the end of the row ... ...
teacher anger, punishment Lei station.
and alarm call Wave:
wave fear,
a long while,
A: : I'm sorry three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five.
25 .-- Yesterday on the bus when
bus driver staring at me,
buy a ticket as I did not like.
- how do you do?
- very simple,
I have been staring at him,
as I bought a ticket like
26. summer of a particular class,
I lie on the eyes closed desk confused,
confused in the sense of someone's arm touched my fingers,
I thought it was the same table,
to fingernails at him,
that did not respond,
I add strength to pull him over,
still did not move, depressed,
the same table that do not suit my style Yeah,
do pull the light out?
meal fierce so I toss,
is captured, is twisted,
toss for a while, felt something wrong with themselves,
slightly opened his eyes, yeah,
found to be the location of the teacher sitting at my table,
is looking at me weird,
hand piece of skin that are red
27. One afternoon, my classmates in China Construction Bank is very boring work, a woman wearing a very bad (neuropathy) came to his window and gave him a piece of paper to draw.
note written on
inscription is the central office *** *** CP.
I had wanted to alert the students can see the neurotic woman look very serious, think about the issue of security or fighting birds counted. (~ estimated that security is very busy).
Sure enough, the security of the woman said: this note you want to withdraw, you must first opposite the police station, looking for a chapter director of the cover, he covers finished chapter, you get money again no problem friends. around the police station. (This really is not general security, usually a little look down on him).
About ten minutes, the queue of customers gradually increased recently when the girl came back elated, holding the note, said: that matter, office procedures simplified, director of grant shall not withdraw money directly to friends. gave sent back.
my classmates and security was a bit silly, the business lobby has a lot of people are afraid of her psychotic episode up and affect the normal order, and had hired the head of the watch.
managers and female patients talk with one side and asked what to do with you take money Yeah, female patients, said: place, the woman happily go to another.
Security to consult go to ABC, and other things to buy to wear, get money to go to ICBC Caixing! > ... ... ... ...
After a child, the woman is back. and bring the bank's answer: The people said, is a public line here, only the public's to take, mother said I was not !!!!, bitch to get money to build the line . we were talking about the topic of knowledge on the train.
a brother said he had time to sit in the soft sleeper train,
results come after a while the conductor told him to change cars,
matter how he asked the conductor,
conductor told him that this section Government officials have been up inside,
the coach, we all wrapped
indignation, accusing the government of corruption
a brother stunned the world:
are let off the train,
not only keeping a mistress,
package also fuck train! authentic is difficult to eat roast duck,
have time to eat with a person one vote authentic Peking Duck.
br> Nanjing duck, for one!
, and Duan Leyi plate and serve.
br> In the old man kneeling in front of Road:
turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: You say I'm not going his mother
31. Language test,
have a fill in the blank.
requirements were filled out
students knew nothing of a.
fill the first space-time,
he quietly asked the same table,
A Day: .
32. an English exam,
A king is a loss,
to find that B has been filled to the brim of Jun,
busy throwing paper in the past for help .
soon, B threw a ball of paper Jun. Jun
A joyful, busy apart.
saw a piece of paper wrapped in rubber,
rubber surrounded by painted A, B, C, D four letters,
there are words on paper: their own throw.
33. a high-ranking officials to visit a farm,
asked the farmer:
how I found a cow farm
there is no long-horned ah.
farmer replied:
many reasons for cattle without horns,
may be genetic,
born without,
is also possible that later fell off sick,
but it does not angle because it is a horse but
34. child eat noodles,
eating eating,
I pulled one from the throat: < br> p>
35. One day, Xiao Ming Jia Zuoke to his future wife's mother,
wife's mother: Oh, you just sit! food it will be OK!
and then into the kitchen busy,
time strained left the living room and
Xiaoming dog white
wife's mother suddenly, he found that his stomach pain up,
he thought: No! I have to hold back! < br> But he could not bear it ~ ~
pop ~ ~
he put a ring invincible smelly fart,
he thought to himself: This is a ~ ~ under the dead will be driven out
wife's mother just did not think shouting out: white ~ ~!
Xiaoming think so rest assured: Fortunately, there are white as my scapegoat,
then he could not help but put 2 ass ,
wife's mother is still yelling white ~ ~
ass when he placed third time,
cursed rushed out to see the wife's mother, said:
white! you have to wait until being Chousi will be running is not
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
Gemini ~ lonely
Gemini alone no cure , Gemini child is simply not so sleek sophistication scale , they often simply make them a lot of things under the magnifying glass on the emotional view , although it seems rational. Everything is empty of glorified , and their hearts that the friend is reckless in the critical moment his help , love is simply no harm , but it is not the case , the reality of a lot of hitting the wall a lot of disappointed that they know what to do , the original The world is not as they imagine , and their arrogant pursuit of the perfect nature and the nature of this connection, they form lasting bonds with the lonely , painful to the bone marrow that cold, desolate place to be actionable , have a good look at their own hands to destroy the Dream. Some people say that everyone has a lonely , too narcissistic of the bar. Gemini Gemini lonely but only he knows , it is not possible to cure the terminally ill. Twins born because the two hearts, two brains, their feelings, they all are thinking twice . But they have only one body, one of the world . This is an incomplete constellation born , born in finding their fit with another person , but who can find a similar yourself? ? Therefore , they were destined to toil so lonely a person's body with two people bear the happiness and sadness , but also lonely . Twins do not want to aloof, unwilling loner (in fact most of the surface Hupenghuanyou Gemini , the heart has never depend on, lonely ), but their sensitivity and innate sense of superiority that they can not compromise. Gemini, a lot of people envy him a lot of people jealous of him, a lot of people hate him, hardly a sign to have such a big controversy. But as a Gemini I, I want to say , the twin children, their tears never more than a smile, that smile in the sun , but cold water wash with tears the night of the children, who do not want to disappoint others but from themselves are so fine Fatigue strength to make the child , their name is Gemini. If your partner is Gemini , then you love him , because he did not really find their own happiness.
The most accurate digital map , you can find your home Oh
Today this is definitely a good thing, upload to share with you today !
place as long as the jurisdiction of China , to find , for each rural roads , can be found , such a practical thing, If you like to reprint your space, the future can use. Haha .
to my house with a Google search Satellite maps , and good precision Ha ~
place as long as the jurisdiction of China , to find , for each rural roads , can be found , such a practical thing, If you like to reprint your space, the future can use. Haha .
to my house with a Google search Satellite maps , and good precision Ha ~
Friday, April 22, 2011
More comfortable
After graduation , there is no calm down and write something good , cheap telephone calls , writing letters home or to a friend many years ago have done. Readily played just some words on my heart suddenly found more comfortable . I suddenly found that what is not happy, can not figure out , or write , let it out good. Beneficial to health , ha ha.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Commonly used in English speaking reception , whether you do not enter into foreign companies are sure to see
As a visitor asked: May I have your name, please? Ask your name? What company are you from? You which company? Could you tell me what company you are representing? Can you tell me what company you represent it?
If you run into an old friend to say: What brings you here? What brings you here? Asked whether the appointment purpose of the visit? Do you have an appointment? An appointment? Would you give me your business card? Please give me your business card? And can I ask what you wish to see him about? Can I ask what you want to see him about it?
guests wait for a while: I'll see if he is available. Please let me see if he is available. Would you please have a seat and wait for a few moments. Please sit down and wait a moment. Guests tea, courtesy: Would you like coffee or tea? How do you like your coffee? You want coffee or tea? What kind of coffee? (Whether milk or sugar) with guests to see the manager: Please have a seat, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith will see you in few minutes. Please sit down, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith in few minutes. Mr. Chen is expecting you. I'll tell him that you're here. He is waiting for you. I'll tell him you have to. Would you come this way, please? Please follow me over here.
politely refused a visitor:
Mr. Chen is occupied at the moment and wants to know if your business is urgent. He is busy, may I ask you something very urgent? He may want to get in touch with you in the future. Would you leave your card? He wanted to get back to you later. Please leave your business card?
have to fight for their chance: I'll take just a few minutes of his time. I'll take just few minutes of his time. I'd prefer to explain that to him directly. I think I'd better go I take you, in case you get lost.
reception (2)
in the last, you have learned to arrange your accommodation reception guests. Down on the activities of the company invited him to participate: the arrangement of activities: The tea party begins at 7 o'clock. Tea party at 7 o'clock. How's the party, Mr. Taylor? Show how, TAYLOR sir? The ceremony will commence as soon as the minister arrives. Celebrations and other ministers to start a. Our General Manager can't be here today, so I'm speaking on his behalf. Our general manager is not to be today, so for me to speak on his behalf. We are going to show you the town while you're here. You stay here with you we will surf in the city. Do you have any place in mind you wanted to go in our town? What is the city where you want to see? What would you like to do this morning? There is nothing scheduled before lunch. Morning you want to do? No activity on the schedule before lunch arrangements. Is there anything planned for tonight? Any plans for tonight? Have you anything in mind you'd like to do? You are not already going. We'll visit a school in the afternoon as you proposed. According to your proposal in the afternoon we went to visit a school. I think it'd be better for me to take you there so that you won't get lost. I think I brought you'd better go, in case you get lost.
in the farewell with the guests after the event, first of all tell him leave the ticket has been arranged: We had reserved you two First class seats on the plane leaving Shanghai for Hong Kong at 10:00 am on Monday March 20 . We've booked the two on March 20 10 am on Monday from Shanghai to Hong Kong's first class ticket. You'll come again: If you would be kind enough to let me know in advance the date and approximate time of any intended visit, I will make arrangements to be on hand to receive you. If Monte plans before have tell the date and approximate time of visit I will personally come forward to receive you. Our reception you are satisfied with it? If you have any complaints to make about our service, we will be quick to make adjustments. If for any dissatisfaction with our services, please and we will soon be adjusted. Reception as the company secretary, you will always have some reception work to do? Treatment of visitors, the services provided should enable them to feel at home (feel at home), language also thoughtful, always show your warm and thoughtful: the guests arrived, and inquired about the road conditions: Mr. Taylor, it's indeed a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Welcome to our company. TAYLOR President, really honored to know you, welcome to our company. Did you have a good trip? Trip okay? I hope you'll have a pleasant stay here. Wish you a pleasant stay here. I hope you've enjoyed your stayin Hangzhou. I wish you a good time this time in Hangzhou. We'll do our best to make your stay here a pleasant one. We will try to make your stay comfortable in this. You must be very tired after such a long journey. After such a long trip, you definitely tired. Since the guests tired to quickly arrange for him for the hotel: We had reserved one single room with a private bath for you. We've booked a single room with bath. Your room is 1108. We'll take the elevator up. Your room number is 1108, we took the elevator. You will find Room 201 at the end of the corridor. You get to see the end of the corridor will be able to Room 201. This way, please. Please. Come with me please! Please come with me. If the foreign guests, he asked Chinese? Do you read Chinese? You Chinese? What language do you speak? What language you say? Accommodation arrangements after a guest to dinner: Would you like a cup of coffee or tea? You a cup of tea or coffee? Do you want anything to drink? You to drink? Provide assistance to the guests: If there's anything you'd like to know, don't hesitate to ask. If you want to know what, just ask it. If I can do anything for you, please don't hesitate to letme know. If I can do for you, despite that good. I'm glad to be of help to you. I'm glad to be of help. Are there any questions you'd like to ask before we leave? Before departure, you have anything to ask it?
If you run into an old friend to say: What brings you here? What brings you here? Asked whether the appointment purpose of the visit? Do you have an appointment? An appointment? Would you give me your business card? Please give me your business card? And can I ask what you wish to see him about? Can I ask what you want to see him about it?
guests wait for a while: I'll see if he is available. Please let me see if he is available. Would you please have a seat and wait for a few moments. Please sit down and wait a moment. Guests tea, courtesy: Would you like coffee or tea? How do you like your coffee? You want coffee or tea? What kind of coffee? (Whether milk or sugar) with guests to see the manager: Please have a seat, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith will see you in few minutes. Please sit down, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith in few minutes. Mr. Chen is expecting you. I'll tell him that you're here. He is waiting for you. I'll tell him you have to. Would you come this way, please? Please follow me over here.
politely refused a visitor:
Mr. Chen is occupied at the moment and wants to know if your business is urgent. He is busy, may I ask you something very urgent? He may want to get in touch with you in the future. Would you leave your card? He wanted to get back to you later. Please leave your business card?
have to fight for their chance: I'll take just a few minutes of his time. I'll take just few minutes of his time. I'd prefer to explain that to him directly. I think I'd better go I take you, in case you get lost.
reception (2)
in the last, you have learned to arrange your accommodation reception guests. Down on the activities of the company invited him to participate: the arrangement of activities: The tea party begins at 7 o'clock. Tea party at 7 o'clock. How's the party, Mr. Taylor? Show how, TAYLOR sir? The ceremony will commence as soon as the minister arrives. Celebrations and other ministers to start a. Our General Manager can't be here today, so I'm speaking on his behalf. Our general manager is not to be today, so for me to speak on his behalf. We are going to show you the town while you're here. You stay here with you we will surf in the city. Do you have any place in mind you wanted to go in our town? What is the city where you want to see? What would you like to do this morning? There is nothing scheduled before lunch. Morning you want to do? No activity on the schedule before lunch arrangements. Is there anything planned for tonight? Any plans for tonight? Have you anything in mind you'd like to do? You are not already going. We'll visit a school in the afternoon as you proposed. According to your proposal in the afternoon we went to visit a school. I think it'd be better for me to take you there so that you won't get lost. I think I brought you'd better go, in case you get lost.
in the farewell with the guests after the event, first of all tell him leave the ticket has been arranged: We had reserved you two First class seats on the plane leaving Shanghai for Hong Kong at 10:00 am on Monday March 20 . We've booked the two on March 20 10 am on Monday from Shanghai to Hong Kong's first class ticket. You'll come again: If you would be kind enough to let me know in advance the date and approximate time of any intended visit, I will make arrangements to be on hand to receive you. If Monte plans before have tell the date and approximate time of visit I will personally come forward to receive you. Our reception you are satisfied with it? If you have any complaints to make about our service, we will be quick to make adjustments. If for any dissatisfaction with our services, please and we will soon be adjusted. Reception as the company secretary, you will always have some reception work to do? Treatment of visitors, the services provided should enable them to feel at home (feel at home), language also thoughtful, always show your warm and thoughtful: the guests arrived, and inquired about the road conditions: Mr. Taylor, it's indeed a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Welcome to our company. TAYLOR President, really honored to know you, welcome to our company. Did you have a good trip? Trip okay? I hope you'll have a pleasant stay here. Wish you a pleasant stay here. I hope you've enjoyed your stayin Hangzhou. I wish you a good time this time in Hangzhou. We'll do our best to make your stay here a pleasant one. We will try to make your stay comfortable in this. You must be very tired after such a long journey. After such a long trip, you definitely tired. Since the guests tired to quickly arrange for him for the hotel: We had reserved one single room with a private bath for you. We've booked a single room with bath. Your room is 1108. We'll take the elevator up. Your room number is 1108, we took the elevator. You will find Room 201 at the end of the corridor. You get to see the end of the corridor will be able to Room 201. This way, please. Please. Come with me please! Please come with me. If the foreign guests, he asked Chinese? Do you read Chinese? You Chinese? What language do you speak? What language you say? Accommodation arrangements after a guest to dinner: Would you like a cup of coffee or tea? You a cup of tea or coffee? Do you want anything to drink? You to drink? Provide assistance to the guests: If there's anything you'd like to know, don't hesitate to ask. If you want to know what, just ask it. If I can do anything for you, please don't hesitate to letme know. If I can do for you, despite that good. I'm glad to be of help to you. I'm glad to be of help. Are there any questions you'd like to ask before we leave? Before departure, you have anything to ask it?
Open Shop
Suddenly really want to do something , but do not know where to start , think about some of the United States and the United States can not sell like Yi Yi , cosmetics , or bag , or what is good, but I think At the beginning will be very difficult ah , so he did not mind prepared every day like ah think ah , tomorrow I want to ask a number of experts , I would like to discuss with the BF , but he never seemed to believe that the network this thing, I Is different, I have faith in my own feelings , to work with their own efforts on the things , I feel have taste.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Nine women to intimate love advice
First, the investment too soon
when you first met with him later, do not expect to spend every weekend with him, or adhere to his advice, re-arrangement of his home, not in a hurry, you have not married it!
Second, identify each other too early to break up with her boyfriend the most efficient way is to tell him you love him, you have to provide him with a child, his reaction is mostly fled.
Third, self-deception
knowledge you are clearly the performance of his motives behind each? He is very dull your attitude? He is also a date with another girl? Do you only connect once a week, while you look for he is the object of life can be entrusted? Or do you think he gambling such as life, violent temper is not any serious problems.
Fourth, you should dress up the performance of exaggerated self-confidence, generous, attractive is not that much to show off sexy, attractive to men than that of natural human face processing much better.
Fifth, do not think you talk too much, we must constantly continue to talk, silence is golden, even if you are eager to understand each other, there was no need several appointments in the most in this life experience will be as familiar tells , silence is often one of the female charm.
six, too much attention to his money
If you ordered a lobster dinner, and tell him your favorite gift is the diamond, then to eat heartily Dayton bar, you will not see him again No matter how rich a man, do not like being told how to spend, or who will spend money on him, men like knowledgeable woman, not those people bent on finding long-term meal ticket.
July, invited him to come home early unless you feel that he is inviting you into his life, do not invite him home. Some men think that is, to invite him to invite him home to bed, so wait for some time, until after you have a better understanding, it will not produce a similar embarrassing situation.
eight, and other intimate too fast
If you first met him when they go to bed, he would like the number of men making out with you too? Therefore, this intimate performance tends to scare each other, the initial understanding of the most suitable as a frank talk, walk in the next month, these will become emotional (emotional blog, feelings speak) of a solid foundation.
nine, you think to please each other too hard for him to do the laundry, cooking and housework, he will be more like you? I request you to think about it, if you knowingly sell his cloth to wipe your feet, he would not polite to set foot.
when you first met with him later, do not expect to spend every weekend with him, or adhere to his advice, re-arrangement of his home, not in a hurry, you have not married it!
Second, identify each other too early to break up with her boyfriend the most efficient way is to tell him you love him, you have to provide him with a child, his reaction is mostly fled.
Third, self-deception
knowledge you are clearly the performance of his motives behind each? He is very dull your attitude? He is also a date with another girl? Do you only connect once a week, while you look for he is the object of life can be entrusted? Or do you think he gambling such as life, violent temper is not any serious problems.
Fourth, you should dress up the performance of exaggerated self-confidence, generous, attractive is not that much to show off sexy, attractive to men than that of natural human face processing much better.
Fifth, do not think you talk too much, we must constantly continue to talk, silence is golden, even if you are eager to understand each other, there was no need several appointments in the most in this life experience will be as familiar tells , silence is often one of the female charm.
six, too much attention to his money
If you ordered a lobster dinner, and tell him your favorite gift is the diamond, then to eat heartily Dayton bar, you will not see him again No matter how rich a man, do not like being told how to spend, or who will spend money on him, men like knowledgeable woman, not those people bent on finding long-term meal ticket.
July, invited him to come home early unless you feel that he is inviting you into his life, do not invite him home. Some men think that is, to invite him to invite him home to bed, so wait for some time, until after you have a better understanding, it will not produce a similar embarrassing situation.
eight, and other intimate too fast
If you first met him when they go to bed, he would like the number of men making out with you too? Therefore, this intimate performance tends to scare each other, the initial understanding of the most suitable as a frank talk, walk in the next month, these will become emotional (emotional blog, feelings speak) of a solid foundation.
nine, you think to please each other too hard for him to do the laundry, cooking and housework, he will be more like you? I request you to think about it, if you knowingly sell his cloth to wipe your feet, he would not polite to set foot.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Graduate
It's that graduated, did not think of them in the process; not imagine them in the testimonial ; not imagine the joy of them to look at it!
graduating these days, almost every day and drink incredibly hard, very tough battle cry can be graduated on this day was surprisingly calm, may
already numb to life, so goodbye to the school for 4 years , really a little sad, though the school is established in the countryside next to a small building
, but I have a feeling it too , how I wish again , and students with a lesson , how to sleep in the bedroom, on a Feel , even hear the next door and then
Guikulanghao is a good song !
have to go all the happy unhappy things ; all know people who do not know ; all tempting me things and people
tempting me !
this the end !
graduating these days, almost every day and drink incredibly hard, very tough battle cry can be graduated on this day was surprisingly calm, may
already numb to life, so goodbye to the school for 4 years , really a little sad, though the school is established in the countryside next to a small building
, but I have a feeling it too , how I wish again , and students with a lesson , how to sleep in the bedroom, on a Feel , even hear the next door and then
Guikulanghao is a good song !
have to go all the happy unhappy things ; all know people who do not know ; all tempting me things and people
tempting me !
this the end !
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
[ turn ] a woman's life do not do 15 things
Lee replication to the girl, then
1: Never let any man into your life all, to know how to put the more lost the more reason .
2: Do not for any man to give up their individuality, in fact, is not you yield to him, let him think you are good, on the contrary, men prefer women have their own personality.
< br> 3: Do not for love, their careers, it is simple, choose love, when love is gone, you have nothing to select the cause, even if there is no love, but you have ability to make money to feed themselves, but also their own lives.
4: Do not attempt to attach a man living, no one will ever warm to keep the parasites.
5: Do not request excessive, if you love him, then in order to your future, you should cherish his harvest, a good plan for your future; if you do not love him, leave him sooner or later, you do not break up, let him have the opportunity in front of others that you just covet his money .
6: Do not you love when you encounter a third party, blindly compromise, forgive me. you know, some things can be forgiven, but some things is a lifelong scars.
7: Do not care about the details of life so much, you know, most men, children, and need your care.
8: Do not you love that when there is no love, but also stubborn insistence Sometimes, letting go, not only is it free, or give yourself a way out.
9: Do not think that who will come to live out, you know, your life from their parents, in addition to them, there is no Anyone who is worth the price you pay for life, and your parents will only want you happy safe.
10: Do not put all your money on him, a woman of the good points of their own.
< br> 11: Do not dress himself or any person put themselves slovenly dressed himself up to every day of the clean, neat, beautiful, only for himself.
12: Do not for any give up your friends, ignore your family, you know, if one day love is gone, the real support you in your side is not that once the vows, but these people.
13: Do not put things too seriously, we live in this world, are actors, stage performances, the audience to see, so when they're played, see, do not have too serious.
14: Do not always moved to tears to retain, and sometimes just the opposite of your tears, smile, smile must be confident to face all!
15: Do not look down on yourself, everyone has their own good, he do not know treasure to find treasure for you, he will not enjoy, to appreciate your looking! miss this station, just because the best one for you at the next stop.
Lee, then replicated to a dedicated single girl good girl:
you must find away, can make you strong and stand with both feet on the land
living things the way you want to find.
is not considered late.
I never thought that what is important qualifications,
genius is not Coban, but not Coban, even the bit parts are not run.
you have those thoughts floating like Piaoxu, gradually transformed into clear thinking and simple text.
gorgeous and floating are not easy for long.
you know, not enough to give pleasure to read the text, content, ideas, state, soul, spirit and wisdom, which was important.
and you do not see more of those large ones of the writer of a text. Do not trivial, making a fuss. Do not think of what to write.
not flow in the small sentimental and small moving.
I want you to believe the warm, beautiful, trust, dignity, strength of these old-fashioned words. I do not want you
decadent, empty, confused, spoil yourself, hurt someone else.
I do not want you to deal with their own mess. Control their feelings.
not everyone can be.
experience life, is another matter, does not mean decadent and indulgent.
do not agree with those fake cool and alternative.
they find out who have nothing to do nothing to excuse their own laissez-faire.
really cool is in the heart.
you need to have a strong heart.
be left to the passage of time, not torments and yield convictions.
not because of the ivory tower, only to say I love the world so.
is known outside of black, dirty, ugly then, but also say such a thing.
well, love to live. Youth is so short, do not lament the old.
occasionally stopped to rest, but do not squat down and look around.
a way to go, remember do not look back.
ask yourself from time to time, their own doing.
sad and aggrieved when, to burst out crying. Kuwan washing the face, patted his face, a smile to watch herself. Do not rub, or the next morning my eyes swollen.
give yourself a great future and goals.
always remember to look at the sky. Remember when looking at the sky and looking feet.
any time, any person who asks you how many times have love, the answer is two. Once he loved me, I do not love him. I love him once, he did not love me Good love will always next time.
twice with a man not to hurt your chances.
believe me, more than men is much more than the three-legged frog.
not easy to say
trust your instincts. Do not provoke other men unless you really, really love him, and he is very, very worthy of love.
do not provoke similar finding with the former girlfriend, and his mother, sister, woman like a man.
Do not provoke a rebel, young artists and middle-aged men.
Do not provoke too pure man.
do and heartless people together.
Do not act cheap when true love.
yourself to please a man spoil you, do not so moved.
the cigarette burns on him, the next may be hot on you.
friends see a man what kind of, pay attention to his friends with a woman's attitude.
Also, do not believe that one is not prepared to introduce you to the men of his circle of friends.
a man only willing to call you
a man no longer come to you, do not try and find him.
do not believe in love on the people with the means. Do not break up
blaspheming. Learn, but do not regret it. Regret not use. Do not dry tear
photos, burning letters, diaries tear love such a class of third-rate television shows have people do.
believe in love. I believe there is a good man, also married, is still a big crowd looking for you.
not say a woman friend's house.
love material, properly. Never know the spirit is more important. Than those who watch, designer, fashion, and more beautiful is you.
not look down on working people. Do not labor shame.
land is not dirty, sweat is not bad.
Please respect the living conditions of those who seem not as good as you, because this is the respect for yourself.
always sympathetic to those at the bottom of the people, because our loved ones is in these populations.
We do not precious. Do not underestimate the penny. May wish to earn to earn their own look.
when hurt by a friend, do not doubt friendship, but beware of those who betray you.
forgive, but not forgotten.
save a bit naive innocence life, friends to keep some feeling of chivalry.
to be happy, be cheerful, be tough, to be warm. This character has nothing to do.
I fear you are too low-key, sometimes a little tough, being bullied, they must get my revenge! But do not bear grudges.
villain of view, as they go better. Mercy, will make you noble.
1: Never let any man into your life all, to know how to put the more lost the more reason .
2: Do not for any man to give up their individuality, in fact, is not you yield to him, let him think you are good, on the contrary, men prefer women have their own personality.
< br> 3: Do not for love, their careers, it is simple, choose love, when love is gone, you have nothing to select the cause, even if there is no love, but you have ability to make money to feed themselves, but also their own lives.
4: Do not attempt to attach a man living, no one will ever warm to keep the parasites.
5: Do not request excessive, if you love him, then in order to your future, you should cherish his harvest, a good plan for your future; if you do not love him, leave him sooner or later, you do not break up, let him have the opportunity in front of others that you just covet his money .
6: Do not you love when you encounter a third party, blindly compromise, forgive me. you know, some things can be forgiven, but some things is a lifelong scars.
7: Do not care about the details of life so much, you know, most men, children, and need your care.
8: Do not you love that when there is no love, but also stubborn insistence Sometimes, letting go, not only is it free, or give yourself a way out.
9: Do not think that who will come to live out, you know, your life from their parents, in addition to them, there is no Anyone who is worth the price you pay for life, and your parents will only want you happy safe.
10: Do not put all your money on him, a woman of the good points of their own.
< br> 11: Do not dress himself or any person put themselves slovenly dressed himself up to every day of the clean, neat, beautiful, only for himself.
12: Do not for any give up your friends, ignore your family, you know, if one day love is gone, the real support you in your side is not that once the vows, but these people.
13: Do not put things too seriously, we live in this world, are actors, stage performances, the audience to see, so when they're played, see, do not have too serious.
14: Do not always moved to tears to retain, and sometimes just the opposite of your tears, smile, smile must be confident to face all!
15: Do not look down on yourself, everyone has their own good, he do not know treasure to find treasure for you, he will not enjoy, to appreciate your looking! miss this station, just because the best one for you at the next stop.
Lee, then replicated to a dedicated single girl good girl:
you must find away, can make you strong and stand with both feet on the land
living things the way you want to find.
is not considered late.
I never thought that what is important qualifications,
genius is not Coban, but not Coban, even the bit parts are not run.
you have those thoughts floating like Piaoxu, gradually transformed into clear thinking and simple text.
gorgeous and floating are not easy for long.
you know, not enough to give pleasure to read the text, content, ideas, state, soul, spirit and wisdom, which was important.
and you do not see more of those large ones of the writer of a text. Do not trivial, making a fuss. Do not think of what to write.
not flow in the small sentimental and small moving.
I want you to believe the warm, beautiful, trust, dignity, strength of these old-fashioned words. I do not want you
decadent, empty, confused, spoil yourself, hurt someone else.
I do not want you to deal with their own mess. Control their feelings.
not everyone can be.
experience life, is another matter, does not mean decadent and indulgent.
do not agree with those fake cool and alternative.
they find out who have nothing to do nothing to excuse their own laissez-faire.
really cool is in the heart.
you need to have a strong heart.
be left to the passage of time, not torments and yield convictions.
not because of the ivory tower, only to say I love the world so.
is known outside of black, dirty, ugly then, but also say such a thing.
well, love to live. Youth is so short, do not lament the old.
occasionally stopped to rest, but do not squat down and look around.
a way to go, remember do not look back.
ask yourself from time to time, their own doing.
sad and aggrieved when, to burst out crying. Kuwan washing the face, patted his face, a smile to watch herself. Do not rub, or the next morning my eyes swollen.
give yourself a great future and goals.
always remember to look at the sky. Remember when looking at the sky and looking feet.
any time, any person who asks you how many times have love, the answer is two. Once he loved me, I do not love him. I love him once, he did not love me Good love will always next time.
twice with a man not to hurt your chances.
believe me, more than men is much more than the three-legged frog.
not easy to say
trust your instincts. Do not provoke other men unless you really, really love him, and he is very, very worthy of love.
do not provoke similar finding with the former girlfriend, and his mother, sister, woman like a man.
Do not provoke a rebel, young artists and middle-aged men.
Do not provoke too pure man.
do and heartless people together.
Do not act cheap when true love.
yourself to please a man spoil you, do not so moved.
the cigarette burns on him, the next may be hot on you.
friends see a man what kind of, pay attention to his friends with a woman's attitude.
Also, do not believe that one is not prepared to introduce you to the men of his circle of friends.
a man only willing to call you
a man no longer come to you, do not try and find him.
do not believe in love on the people with the means. Do not break up
blaspheming. Learn, but do not regret it. Regret not use. Do not dry tear
photos, burning letters, diaries tear love such a class of third-rate television shows have people do.
believe in love. I believe there is a good man, also married, is still a big crowd looking for you.
not say a woman friend's house.
love material, properly. Never know the spirit is more important. Than those who watch, designer, fashion, and more beautiful is you.
not look down on working people. Do not labor shame.
land is not dirty, sweat is not bad.
Please respect the living conditions of those who seem not as good as you, because this is the respect for yourself.
always sympathetic to those at the bottom of the people, because our loved ones is in these populations.
We do not precious. Do not underestimate the penny. May wish to earn to earn their own look.
when hurt by a friend, do not doubt friendship, but beware of those who betray you.
forgive, but not forgotten.
save a bit naive innocence life, friends to keep some feeling of chivalry.
to be happy, be cheerful, be tough, to be warm. This character has nothing to do.
I fear you are too low-key, sometimes a little tough, being bullied, they must get my revenge! But do not bear grudges.
villain of view, as they go better. Mercy, will make you noble.
Friday, April 1, 2011
80 physical problems to deal with a small coup
Hiccups. Back of the Peas. Eye bags and dark circles. Acne. Scar. To the wart. Corn. Black. Oral ulcers. Governance rhinitis. Chronic. Dead skin.
1. hiccups when the tongue with sugar! Burp like a drink when your nose, burp, when the middle finger pulp pinch force with the thumb. Not a
2. Every day of the Shanghai medicated soap red feet, wash your socks insoles mysterious, can go to foot odor.
3. mango turn the gas on a few seconds, then peel the skin on the good
4. tomato afraid of pesticides, scalded with boiling water, the skin to peel to the
5. to say the people on earth are know, if the clothes are not careful on the oil drop, before doing the laundry, keep clothes are dry, then place the drip drops of detergent, then rub the two, wash, then there would be no child out mimeographed
6. there is sand or foreign objects into the eyes, immediately spit, spit more, and then stop blinking, try a hundred Braun's
7. home has a lot of cups of tea stains, you can use toothpaste brush, wipe the tea stains, and a brush to Come away
8. white shoe brush with the tissue paper finish drying in the sun exposure, will be white ~!
9. back of the Peas, sulfur soap with bath salts or Shanghai, persist for some time to go
10. Vitamin E coated eyelashes, eyelashes would get rough and long
11. with mosquito coils lit near the wart, and slowly roast it, take the further step to continue until the roast stand about a week or so go to the root of the wart on their own. . .
12. oral ulcer with white wine, such as feeling numb not to spit. (Alcoholism big swallow too). Several times a day, a few days like
13. Governance prescriptions rhinitis, nasal saline wash. This is nicely
to say, every time I keep telling people that the salt into the warm water, sucked from the nose, and then from the mouth, a lot of people feel very sick, the whole do not believe, but I Personality that we are a family of three has been cured.
14. Think about the songs, many sites only provide lyrics, but a lot has already been downloaded to your temporary folder (C: Documents and Settings zl Local Settings Temporary Internet Files), to Inside copy and paste to another folder on it
15. After a mosquito bites a package with a ballpoint pen drawing laps around the bite can itch
16. Shanghai sulfur soap can also be used in addition armpit slight sweat Oh! ! ! !
I used to buy a piece of the summer, water on a thick coat in the arm, if done to add a little water, so that slurry from the day, at the shower, wash. Thus it twice, the whole summer without any sweat antiperspirant sweat exposed or something.
17. before the hand is always a long frostbite, Cayao Well, next year still. Later, my father did not know where to learn, later in the winter, every day just to boil the water cannons and pepper ginger . so let me a little cold water, hot little hands. The key is to try to heat the water, as long as you can stand it, the more heat the better. but do not boiled Kazakhstan. that persist for some time, my hand no regeneration frostbite.
18. chronic pharyngitis can brush your teeth with salt water every morning, I was doing two years from broken.
19. fried fish with ginger rub the pot before .. do not stick Rights
20. with soap and water to wash the floor tiles, the effect is called an okay
21. super good stuff - the wind oil fine! Insect itch, you can go to stains, ballpoint pen and India in particular, a rub gone.
22. talcum powder sprinkled on the surface of white sneakers, can prevent dirty.
23. sticky paper exposing not down, facing the blow with a hair dryer a few minutes, it is easy to be taken off.
24. the diluted lemon juice evenly on the hair spray, hair dryer hot air drying, hair was slightly red wine, like a dyed the same Oh!
25. stomach pain, press the tiger's mouth hole
26. length of frostbite to the use of fire burned white Luo Buqie article, frostbite hot wipe at once a day until chilblains disappeared, the students tried, the second No longer in length
27. Doudou very serious squeeze toothpaste in the above points, swelling fast, just 2 hours or so will wash off, or piece of skin will bite black
28. do not drink After the big Coke bottle, you can put less likely to leak over Oh, the bottle down, the water can block the air intake was the only
29. nosebleeds, they can shoot hand-dipped in cold water neck, You can also hook the middle finger with both hands for some time
30. TX family has put a lot of long damp tea ~ If no oil is not serious to clean pot, simmer slowly roasted, as long as 2 minutes to OK the ~ Well If do not want to drink chilled in the refrigerator for use indoors, find a cloth to wrap it well, on the corner of the refrigerator, environmental protection than deodorant special ~ ~ one more big one to put the egg can be used 2,3 weeks ~ so terrifying when he can throw the ~ or cleaning the sink with it! Oh well ~ Do not use water, the friction on the walls directly in the tank to the oil Oh ~!
31. nail polish on the nails after soaking in cold water, will dry very quickly
32. girls stockings sharp objects more easily scratch, bought and placed in the refrigerator for a while in the frozen , so wear is not very easy to broken.
33. with their own saliva applied to the small wound on the outside (especially bruises, scratches, etc.), very helpful for healing wounds.
34. I heard a white Luo Boqie born in the rust stains on the best places to drop a few minutes to make a little incision ~ by smashing, white radish juice to the infiltrated a little bit, and then hold a few clothes minutes to add laundry soap with water and rub the rust on a few can try out ~ TX ~ ~
35. Cosmetics Tips:
mascara did not quite Toner alcohol or baby oil or eye
syrup poured nail polish nail polish dry
nail polish dry faster than frozen mid
Moisturizer cream skin care products instead of cream
36. sucker suction is not strong: a hot water 2 eggs Qing 3 sweetened condensed milk
37. Overnight with water or tea tea will be long painted eyelashes, one week effective ~ ~ (free to Tu)
38. Summer as hot or sweaty, and I will grow back a little capsules things, with full of cucumber, or aloe rub before bed time, do not wash. twenty-three days like the
39. by a mosquito bite, the fastest way is coated with soap after cleaning the bathroom about
40. If the clothes are not stained with tomato juice or other fruit juice carefully and immediately wipe with a damp paper towel, which can be removed without leaving any traces (I have experimented with a white dress.)
41. because the tea leaves that cup if tea stains, you can use the letter after the wet (I do not know now who still do) rubbed, very useful, especially porcelain.
42. eat more tomatoes can cure dark circles, eating habits and then stay up all night working hard a matter will not have dark circles are not Mianyoucaise. I do not know VC or other elements at work.
43. a diamond ornaments painted layer of transparent nail polish, diamond is not easy out
44. taking a shower when the skin on the back and forth rubbing salt
one can go dead
Second, you can lose weight
gray skin after bath often drops tender. Salt is salt in general. If you want to lose weight is to cut down the location of designated circle ~
45. Extinction approach calf meat, and then his legs to do a bike upside down. I was kicking every time a song, the effect is really good
46. Adhere to the morning drink warm honey and water, the skin will get better yo
47. If the eyes are sty, the middle finger wrapped with cotton thread, After the trap, tie a knot, pulling the thread back and forth. If the eyes are long, then wrapped both hands on the middle finger, the method above. I do not know the expression is not clear. This approach is very effective, and my mom just had Dad's hordeolum cured. Sty with lines tied to the middle finger is because that is the root of the pericardium and the triple burner meridian through the place. If the filling to the late signs of pus, out of that stimulating this point, but also keep the eye with a hot towel compress, and my sty is such a good, very effective.
48. because the mother and all over the carpet so that some love the treatment on Blanket ~
1. Soy sauce, vinegar, milk, ice cream, drinks, dirty carpet, can be squeezed with a cloth dipped in warm water after the draw, and then scrub alcohol Oh
2. Pools of blood stained the carpet can be cleaned in cold water, then rub salt water or lemon juice. Oh can not use hot water because of the blood coagulation when heated, will cement the
49. If you sing the words of K sang the first home I remember a few cup of hot lemon honey Oh ~ ~
50. Laptop accidentally spilled the water or oil to the point of what can be temporarily under the first blow with a hair dryer, and then shut down not to call in before Oh, do not re-start with Oh, this will help repair Kazakhstan
51. detergent Oh, it hurts like a shoe Converse canvas shoes, white rubber toe and 4 weeks whitewashed Collage is like toothpaste, sun, prolonged sun exposure do not remember Oh
52. books or materials are water wet and then dry with a little dry heavy compression than its a good book put plastic bags in the fridge and it frozen layer of ice cream a chance to sleep through half the book will become like the original Oh
53. Luoli Si pomade < br> hot over a decade made twice a year, and never burn to do maintenance, just finished first put a little of the dry hair and hair oil. Never burns the hair split ends, dry hair and shape the future and no spray water bottle will not open. I originally thought that his hair is good, too disabled, or switch to other foreign brands, the result immediately dried yellow split ends. Cheap, more than three money, just be careful not to wipe too much, the hair may feel more oil. Lianhua Supermarket small sale
54. Jujube day a sheep eye + + longan boiled soup (a bowl of the weight is enough), it called for a return pseudomyopia good effect, for the true myopia, but also a significant improvement in visual acuity results, and I belong to the latter. However, easy to get angry to eat like this every day, so pay attention to it!
55. correction fluid (correction fluid) get in the hands of how to do: with orange peel or orange peel, the skin on the juice out of one o'clock, in addition to wiping went
56. Converse canvas shoes how to clean these ?
with a soft cloth, in fact, stockings to be all right, with detergent, wash clean, not to hurt the shoes!
57. Pepsi down on the toilet floor tiles, half an hour to rub, to dirt, not to hurt the tiles do not know will not be a luxury.
58. Chuanbei stew Sydney Bingtang Shui for coughs wonders, Chuanbei available in pharmacies, so that each 10 grams twice a day, to drink hot the last time I cough a month to eat drug injections no good, then drink the sugar water is a few days to heal, and her friends listen to me with this prescription cough the two.
59. ringworm cats if the length of the cat, the affected area of the hair shaved clean, and then cast a day called
60. recommendation gourd of water, cut their own home-grown gourd vines can also be connected to, if not on the 20 TAOBAO bottle, more than 400 ml, awesome ~ I love to dig what blackheads, digging his face on the red, mask with a loofah 2 days of water deposited on the largely gone, and the way white close pores. Taobao directly bought a case of home
61. summer long prickly heat easily, often with leaves or honeysuckle Hot water bath can be avoided from the prickly heat, skin becomes slippery, good results
62. Alipay playing with money, the provincial bank transfer fee. Upper limit of 10,000 yuan per day if
63. Eating out, soup, put their own point of vinegar, the taste is definitely anti-virus effect
64. Autumn and winter dry after shampooing hair blown dry in 8 minutes olive oil wiping point, anti-dry split ends, the next day feeling will not frizz Oh, do not wipe more than 8
65. throat lit a cup of salt water dry up early, to swallow a mouthful slowly, a few future natural healing
Fengyoujing many organic compounds can be dissolved, correction fluid, glue stick on the table, but I have not tried a cold nose ventilation laundry
can or bottle of water vapor cup smoked two minutes nose to clear the
cold cold soak in boiling water for Ai, feet, the effect is very good (when Ai is inserted in the Dragon Boat Festival on the door that the plant)
66. vaseline is a good thing for many mouth .. sensitive skin can use it as lip balm students, that is great ..
67. with a clear plastic bag around one end of the first nail clippers to avoid the time bomb full of nails are
68. Massage feet with Vaseline, and then wear socks to bed the next day, to give you a pair of pink feet.
69. sleep, stuffed nose, rough, his face covered in a small handkerchief (to be thin), had a moment on the ventilation of the nose.
70. eat tomatoes to help intractable constipation
casserole buy a new cutting board (wooden) soaked in water for one night to crack
a cup of tea stains scrub with toothpaste (in front of many friends that been really useful to emphasize)
stubborn oil deal with Mr. Wittmann (especially cleaning the kitchen tiles have a sprayed a few seconds to get a rub
71. 0.025% of the dimension A acid cream: an occasional acne before going to bed painted Peas, and it basically disappeared on.
hepudiod: Peas on the consumer after consumer pock, pock this is Fuxin Sheng, hormone-free, effective.
Rose Hip Oil: not expensive, painted scars well, including old scars, the calf had been knock a small mark now basically eliminated, but may often rub and massage.
72. for everyone to recommend a really very good and affordable to not work with the mask: the snow is perfect
domestic products, like Hong Kong there are a lot of people, then as a general maintenance
is really good, and I grew up with a lot of acne are not effective, sophomore with a bottle of snow perfect Indian essence and acne-free toner, miraculously well, it works!!!
73. buy a soft white sugar instead of white sugar; find a clean plastic box and a bag part of the soft white sugar; and then put some water, not too much, nor too small, and soft white sugar is probably like 1:3; that the sugar is to prevent the wetting effect is too strong sugar face scrub wear thin; wait to take over when the wash directly on it.
1 washed first with about face, her face wet
2 film has been moistened cotton to take sugar (about half a tablespoon, or you see the amount of the do it) wiping his face, where there is focus on wiping where Indian children, the other part of the course can also be used.
3 Do not worry in the face of grinding, let the sugar dissolve in the face of it, then start to get started face cleanser , gently massage the face with water until the sugar completely dissolved, washed with water on it (you can also put sugar and rub cleanser in the palm of the first moment, and then together to face).
4 If Do you think washing is not very clean, because there may be some sticky sugar, take a small amount of facial wash look.
a day or two there is a very significant results, a few days off effect is significant.
sensitive to muscle MM Take the first skin test on the body, if friends do not feel bad.
74. home made soy milk soya bean dregs left behind when not to throw away, wash every morning and evening to face, that is, and the consultation face gently with warm water, wash in cold water and then look to the future shrink pores, and that face is tender and white ah. Anyway, this skin is oil on my dry and sensitive people, super useful, very refreshing, they will not be dry ~
75. summer sandals wear heels, cream and vinegar with a cheap tune about, peeling skin rejuvenation particularly good year so that my mother painted foot heel, feels better than soft ~ ~ ~ ~ Even better results with Cuozi setback
76. ** blackhead removal methods **
blackhead on the nose is very unsightly, often hand to squeeze and left their mark, in fact, in the face after washing , stick some thin salt with your fingers lightly on both sides of the friction in the nose, and then rinsing with clean water, blackhead will be cleaned, the pores have become smaller.
** nosebleed **
flow treatment nosebleed time, if the left nostril flow, breathe out on the right ear and immediately stop the bleeding! and vice versa. Do not ask me how to do both nostrils to flow, if you really suffer so much, I suggest you go to the hospital. < br> ** **
fruit treatment of oral ulcers mouth ulcers, use of vitamin C attached to the ulcer, so it dissolves, the ulcer base just fine...
** eyes off the dust * *
eyes into small dust, shut our eyes and cough hard a few times, the dust will be his eyes out.
77. sweeping fur balls when the ground is not a clean sweep of the class. If at home a bad hole in the stockings, do not throw to set the broom on the water stockings wet. and then, when sweeping the floor, plush balls, floating dust would gradually getting on a broom stick, very clean and very convenient
78. 3m of Post acne acne pus that have been long very very very useful coconut fragrant bath oils Watson
easy to use and cheap, run out after a very moist, I could not Alice Alice legs, skin, clothes slippery birds
dye ink can be rubbed with a clean vegetable juice
Taomi Shui (to be forced scrub rice) under the slurry deposited on the face, dry, dead skin after rubbing the face can go
rub face with hot rice balls to clear pores in the garbage and stick to it can go to open the rice cooker black
about the water vapor that is the most replenishment
79. Corn: Corn was both long in the fingers or other similar cocoon at the bar, take smoked a day, several times, contact two or three days, like a ~ ~ back ever, and never relapse ~ ~ ~ This recipe is like Yin Fang, and me and my friends experience, super effective
80 . appears to squeeze the toothpaste out of the fact is there is also a lot, I was pinching the two ends of toothpaste, and then buckle in whatever edge of the desktop, hard pull, from bottom to top, piled on top on the toothpaste, This trick works well, whether it is plastic pipe or aluminum, can be out a lot.
81. When a bubble tea bags, finished side of the eyes, apply a 20-minute one, you can eliminate bags under the eyes and dark circles. on the big bags under the eyes of the people are very effective, best time to get up to do, and, preferably green tea or black tea.
1. hiccups when the tongue with sugar! Burp like a drink when your nose, burp, when the middle finger pulp pinch force with the thumb. Not a
2. Every day of the Shanghai medicated soap red feet, wash your socks insoles mysterious, can go to foot odor.
3. mango turn the gas on a few seconds, then peel the skin on the good
4. tomato afraid of pesticides, scalded with boiling water, the skin to peel to the
5. to say the people on earth are know, if the clothes are not careful on the oil drop, before doing the laundry, keep clothes are dry, then place the drip drops of detergent, then rub the two, wash, then there would be no child out mimeographed
6. there is sand or foreign objects into the eyes, immediately spit, spit more, and then stop blinking, try a hundred Braun's
7. home has a lot of cups of tea stains, you can use toothpaste brush, wipe the tea stains, and a brush to Come away
8. white shoe brush with the tissue paper finish drying in the sun exposure, will be white ~!
9. back of the Peas, sulfur soap with bath salts or Shanghai, persist for some time to go
10. Vitamin E coated eyelashes, eyelashes would get rough and long
11. with mosquito coils lit near the wart, and slowly roast it, take the further step to continue until the roast stand about a week or so go to the root of the wart on their own. . .
12. oral ulcer with white wine, such as feeling numb not to spit. (Alcoholism big swallow too). Several times a day, a few days like
13. Governance prescriptions rhinitis, nasal saline wash. This is nicely
to say, every time I keep telling people that the salt into the warm water, sucked from the nose, and then from the mouth, a lot of people feel very sick, the whole do not believe, but I Personality that we are a family of three has been cured.
14. Think about the songs, many sites only provide lyrics, but a lot has already been downloaded to your temporary folder (C: Documents and Settings zl Local Settings Temporary Internet Files), to Inside copy and paste to another folder on it
15. After a mosquito bites a package with a ballpoint pen drawing laps around the bite can itch
16. Shanghai sulfur soap can also be used in addition armpit slight sweat Oh! ! ! !
I used to buy a piece of the summer, water on a thick coat in the arm, if done to add a little water, so that slurry from the day, at the shower, wash. Thus it twice, the whole summer without any sweat antiperspirant sweat exposed or something.
17. before the hand is always a long frostbite, Cayao Well, next year still. Later, my father did not know where to learn, later in the winter, every day just to boil the water cannons and pepper ginger . so let me a little cold water, hot little hands. The key is to try to heat the water, as long as you can stand it, the more heat the better. but do not boiled Kazakhstan. that persist for some time, my hand no regeneration frostbite.
18. chronic pharyngitis can brush your teeth with salt water every morning, I was doing two years from broken.
19. fried fish with ginger rub the pot before .. do not stick Rights
20. with soap and water to wash the floor tiles, the effect is called an okay
21. super good stuff - the wind oil fine! Insect itch, you can go to stains, ballpoint pen and India in particular, a rub gone.
22. talcum powder sprinkled on the surface of white sneakers, can prevent dirty.
23. sticky paper exposing not down, facing the blow with a hair dryer a few minutes, it is easy to be taken off.
24. the diluted lemon juice evenly on the hair spray, hair dryer hot air drying, hair was slightly red wine, like a dyed the same Oh!
25. stomach pain, press the tiger's mouth hole
26. length of frostbite to the use of fire burned white Luo Buqie article, frostbite hot wipe at once a day until chilblains disappeared, the students tried, the second No longer in length
27. Doudou very serious squeeze toothpaste in the above points, swelling fast, just 2 hours or so will wash off, or piece of skin will bite black
28. do not drink After the big Coke bottle, you can put less likely to leak over Oh, the bottle down, the water can block the air intake was the only
29. nosebleeds, they can shoot hand-dipped in cold water neck, You can also hook the middle finger with both hands for some time
30. TX family has put a lot of long damp tea ~ If no oil is not serious to clean pot, simmer slowly roasted, as long as 2 minutes to OK the ~ Well If do not want to drink chilled in the refrigerator for use indoors, find a cloth to wrap it well, on the corner of the refrigerator, environmental protection than deodorant special ~ ~ one more big one to put the egg can be used 2,3 weeks ~ so terrifying when he can throw the ~ or cleaning the sink with it! Oh well ~ Do not use water, the friction on the walls directly in the tank to the oil Oh ~!
31. nail polish on the nails after soaking in cold water, will dry very quickly
32. girls stockings sharp objects more easily scratch, bought and placed in the refrigerator for a while in the frozen , so wear is not very easy to broken.
33. with their own saliva applied to the small wound on the outside (especially bruises, scratches, etc.), very helpful for healing wounds.
34. I heard a white Luo Boqie born in the rust stains on the best places to drop a few minutes to make a little incision ~ by smashing, white radish juice to the infiltrated a little bit, and then hold a few clothes minutes to add laundry soap with water and rub the rust on a few can try out ~ TX ~ ~
35. Cosmetics Tips:
mascara did not quite Toner alcohol or baby oil or eye
syrup poured nail polish nail polish dry
nail polish dry faster than frozen mid
Moisturizer cream skin care products instead of cream
36. sucker suction is not strong: a hot water 2 eggs Qing 3 sweetened condensed milk
37. Overnight with water or tea tea will be long painted eyelashes, one week effective ~ ~ (free to Tu)
38. Summer as hot or sweaty, and I will grow back a little capsules things, with full of cucumber, or aloe rub before bed time, do not wash. twenty-three days like the
39. by a mosquito bite, the fastest way is coated with soap after cleaning the bathroom about
40. If the clothes are not stained with tomato juice or other fruit juice carefully and immediately wipe with a damp paper towel, which can be removed without leaving any traces (I have experimented with a white dress.)
41. because the tea leaves that cup if tea stains, you can use the letter after the wet (I do not know now who still do) rubbed, very useful, especially porcelain.
42. eat more tomatoes can cure dark circles, eating habits and then stay up all night working hard a matter will not have dark circles are not Mianyoucaise. I do not know VC or other elements at work.
43. a diamond ornaments painted layer of transparent nail polish, diamond is not easy out
44. taking a shower when the skin on the back and forth rubbing salt
one can go dead
Second, you can lose weight
gray skin after bath often drops tender. Salt is salt in general. If you want to lose weight is to cut down the location of designated circle ~
45. Extinction approach calf meat, and then his legs to do a bike upside down. I was kicking every time a song, the effect is really good
46. Adhere to the morning drink warm honey and water, the skin will get better yo
47. If the eyes are sty, the middle finger wrapped with cotton thread, After the trap, tie a knot, pulling the thread back and forth. If the eyes are long, then wrapped both hands on the middle finger, the method above. I do not know the expression is not clear. This approach is very effective, and my mom just had Dad's hordeolum cured. Sty with lines tied to the middle finger is because that is the root of the pericardium and the triple burner meridian through the place. If the filling to the late signs of pus, out of that stimulating this point, but also keep the eye with a hot towel compress, and my sty is such a good, very effective.
48. because the mother and all over the carpet so that some love the treatment on Blanket ~
1. Soy sauce, vinegar, milk, ice cream, drinks, dirty carpet, can be squeezed with a cloth dipped in warm water after the draw, and then scrub alcohol Oh
2. Pools of blood stained the carpet can be cleaned in cold water, then rub salt water or lemon juice. Oh can not use hot water because of the blood coagulation when heated, will cement the
49. If you sing the words of K sang the first home I remember a few cup of hot lemon honey Oh ~ ~
50. Laptop accidentally spilled the water or oil to the point of what can be temporarily under the first blow with a hair dryer, and then shut down not to call in before Oh, do not re-start with Oh, this will help repair Kazakhstan
51. detergent Oh, it hurts like a shoe Converse canvas shoes, white rubber toe and 4 weeks whitewashed Collage is like toothpaste, sun, prolonged sun exposure do not remember Oh
52. books or materials are water wet and then dry with a little dry heavy compression than its a good book put plastic bags in the fridge and it frozen layer of ice cream a chance to sleep through half the book will become like the original Oh
53. Luoli Si pomade < br> hot over a decade made twice a year, and never burn to do maintenance, just finished first put a little of the dry hair and hair oil. Never burns the hair split ends, dry hair and shape the future and no spray water bottle will not open. I originally thought that his hair is good, too disabled, or switch to other foreign brands, the result immediately dried yellow split ends. Cheap, more than three money, just be careful not to wipe too much, the hair may feel more oil. Lianhua Supermarket small sale
54. Jujube day a sheep eye + + longan boiled soup (a bowl of the weight is enough), it called for a return pseudomyopia good effect, for the true myopia, but also a significant improvement in visual acuity results, and I belong to the latter. However, easy to get angry to eat like this every day, so pay attention to it!
55. correction fluid (correction fluid) get in the hands of how to do: with orange peel or orange peel, the skin on the juice out of one o'clock, in addition to wiping went
56. Converse canvas shoes how to clean these ?
with a soft cloth, in fact, stockings to be all right, with detergent, wash clean, not to hurt the shoes!
57. Pepsi down on the toilet floor tiles, half an hour to rub, to dirt, not to hurt the tiles do not know will not be a luxury.
58. Chuanbei stew Sydney Bingtang Shui for coughs wonders, Chuanbei available in pharmacies, so that each 10 grams twice a day, to drink hot the last time I cough a month to eat drug injections no good, then drink the sugar water is a few days to heal, and her friends listen to me with this prescription cough the two.
59. ringworm cats if the length of the cat, the affected area of the hair shaved clean, and then cast a day called
60. recommendation gourd of water, cut their own home-grown gourd vines can also be connected to, if not on the 20 TAOBAO bottle, more than 400 ml, awesome ~ I love to dig what blackheads, digging his face on the red, mask with a loofah 2 days of water deposited on the largely gone, and the way white close pores. Taobao directly bought a case of home
61. summer long prickly heat easily, often with leaves or honeysuckle Hot water bath can be avoided from the prickly heat, skin becomes slippery, good results
62. Alipay playing with money, the provincial bank transfer fee. Upper limit of 10,000 yuan per day if
63. Eating out, soup, put their own point of vinegar, the taste is definitely anti-virus effect
64. Autumn and winter dry after shampooing hair blown dry in 8 minutes olive oil wiping point, anti-dry split ends, the next day feeling will not frizz Oh, do not wipe more than 8
65. throat lit a cup of salt water dry up early, to swallow a mouthful slowly, a few future natural healing
Fengyoujing many organic compounds can be dissolved, correction fluid, glue stick on the table, but I have not tried a cold nose ventilation laundry
can or bottle of water vapor cup smoked two minutes nose to clear the
cold cold soak in boiling water for Ai, feet, the effect is very good (when Ai is inserted in the Dragon Boat Festival on the door that the plant)
66. vaseline is a good thing for many mouth .. sensitive skin can use it as lip balm students, that is great ..
67. with a clear plastic bag around one end of the first nail clippers to avoid the time bomb full of nails are
68. Massage feet with Vaseline, and then wear socks to bed the next day, to give you a pair of pink feet.
69. sleep, stuffed nose, rough, his face covered in a small handkerchief (to be thin), had a moment on the ventilation of the nose.
70. eat tomatoes to help intractable constipation
casserole buy a new cutting board (wooden) soaked in water for one night to crack
a cup of tea stains scrub with toothpaste (in front of many friends that been really useful to emphasize)
stubborn oil deal with Mr. Wittmann (especially cleaning the kitchen tiles have a sprayed a few seconds to get a rub
71. 0.025% of the dimension A acid cream: an occasional acne before going to bed painted Peas, and it basically disappeared on.
hepudiod: Peas on the consumer after consumer pock, pock this is Fuxin Sheng, hormone-free, effective.
Rose Hip Oil: not expensive, painted scars well, including old scars, the calf had been knock a small mark now basically eliminated, but may often rub and massage.
72. for everyone to recommend a really very good and affordable to not work with the mask: the snow is perfect
domestic products, like Hong Kong there are a lot of people, then as a general maintenance
is really good, and I grew up with a lot of acne are not effective, sophomore with a bottle of snow perfect Indian essence and acne-free toner, miraculously well, it works!!!
73. buy a soft white sugar instead of white sugar; find a clean plastic box and a bag part of the soft white sugar; and then put some water, not too much, nor too small, and soft white sugar is probably like 1:3; that the sugar is to prevent the wetting effect is too strong sugar face scrub wear thin; wait to take over when the wash directly on it.
1 washed first with about face, her face wet
2 film has been moistened cotton to take sugar (about half a tablespoon, or you see the amount of the do it) wiping his face, where there is focus on wiping where Indian children, the other part of the course can also be used.
3 Do not worry in the face of grinding, let the sugar dissolve in the face of it, then start to get started face cleanser , gently massage the face with water until the sugar completely dissolved, washed with water on it (you can also put sugar and rub cleanser in the palm of the first moment, and then together to face).
4 If Do you think washing is not very clean, because there may be some sticky sugar, take a small amount of facial wash look.
a day or two there is a very significant results, a few days off effect is significant.
sensitive to muscle MM Take the first skin test on the body, if friends do not feel bad.
74. home made soy milk soya bean dregs left behind when not to throw away, wash every morning and evening to face, that is, and the consultation face gently with warm water, wash in cold water and then look to the future shrink pores, and that face is tender and white ah. Anyway, this skin is oil on my dry and sensitive people, super useful, very refreshing, they will not be dry ~
75. summer sandals wear heels, cream and vinegar with a cheap tune about, peeling skin rejuvenation particularly good year so that my mother painted foot heel, feels better than soft ~ ~ ~ ~ Even better results with Cuozi setback
76. ** blackhead removal methods **
blackhead on the nose is very unsightly, often hand to squeeze and left their mark, in fact, in the face after washing , stick some thin salt with your fingers lightly on both sides of the friction in the nose, and then rinsing with clean water, blackhead will be cleaned, the pores have become smaller.
** nosebleed **
flow treatment nosebleed time, if the left nostril flow, breathe out on the right ear and immediately stop the bleeding! and vice versa. Do not ask me how to do both nostrils to flow, if you really suffer so much, I suggest you go to the hospital. < br> ** **
fruit treatment of oral ulcers mouth ulcers, use of vitamin C attached to the ulcer, so it dissolves, the ulcer base just fine...
** eyes off the dust * *
eyes into small dust, shut our eyes and cough hard a few times, the dust will be his eyes out.
77. sweeping fur balls when the ground is not a clean sweep of the class. If at home a bad hole in the stockings, do not throw to set the broom on the water stockings wet. and then, when sweeping the floor, plush balls, floating dust would gradually getting on a broom stick, very clean and very convenient
78. 3m of Post acne acne pus that have been long very very very useful coconut fragrant bath oils Watson
easy to use and cheap, run out after a very moist, I could not Alice Alice legs, skin, clothes slippery birds
dye ink can be rubbed with a clean vegetable juice
Taomi Shui (to be forced scrub rice) under the slurry deposited on the face, dry, dead skin after rubbing the face can go
rub face with hot rice balls to clear pores in the garbage and stick to it can go to open the rice cooker black
about the water vapor that is the most replenishment
79. Corn: Corn was both long in the fingers or other similar cocoon at the bar, take smoked a day, several times, contact two or three days, like a ~ ~ back ever, and never relapse ~ ~ ~ This recipe is like Yin Fang, and me and my friends experience, super effective
80 . appears to squeeze the toothpaste out of the fact is there is also a lot, I was pinching the two ends of toothpaste, and then buckle in whatever edge of the desktop, hard pull, from bottom to top, piled on top on the toothpaste, This trick works well, whether it is plastic pipe or aluminum, can be out a lot.
81. When a bubble tea bags, finished side of the eyes, apply a 20-minute one, you can eliminate bags under the eyes and dark circles. on the big bags under the eyes of the people are very effective, best time to get up to do, and, preferably green tea or black tea.
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